Cloud Native Yoda
@cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social
post about star wars and cloud native things i do.
steer kubernetes better than han does the millennium falcon, kat will. yahoo!
November 5, 2025 at 4:43 PM
steer kubernetes better than han does the millennium falcon, kat will. yahoo!
satya reading about openai spending $38b with aws
a group of stormtroopers are standing next to each other in a room and talking to a man .
Alt: lando calrissian walks through the scene, flanked by stormtroopers and led by boba fett. caption "this deal is getting worse all the time"
media.tenor.com
November 3, 2025 at 6:05 PM
satya reading about openai spending $38b with aws
October 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
the jar jar binks of software companies, atlassian is
We all give Atlassian products shit. Yet we all use them, and the company running them appears to not be evil.
Not a bad thing these days.
Not a bad thing these days.
October 8, 2025 at 2:03 PM
the jar jar binks of software companies, atlassian is
Star Wars Episode X: Return to the Office
Y'all I just found out that @hallmark.bsky.social have made a movie about RTO and legit I want to organise a watch party:
September 16, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Star Wars Episode X: Return to the Office
"that's not a moon..."
This is art.
August 4, 2025 at 9:46 AM
"that's not a moon..."
actually, replace you ai agents will. but if it helps you feel better, think of them as just tools to help you do your job. same the outcome, but happier you will be for a few months.
Agents won’t replace you, but someone who knows how to work with them might. A primer on frontier firms: companies building around AI agents.
How Frontier Firms Are Revolutionizing DevOps With AI Agents
Agents won’t replace you, but someone who knows how to work with them might. A primer on frontier firms: companies building around AI agents.
bit.ly
July 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
actually, replace you ai agents will. but if it helps you feel better, think of them as just tools to help you do your job. same the outcome, but happier you will be for a few months.
so much dark side. thank the force for cloud native yoda.
The year is 2025. Elmo is a Nazi. The president, also a Nazi, is being taken to task for his prolific history of child rape. The richest man in the world, also a Nazi, has released his chatbot which instructs people on how to break into people’s homes and rape them. The chatbot is also a Nazi.
July 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
so much dark side. thank the force for cloud native yoda.
native sidecars: proof of the force (of community)
July 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
native sidecars: proof of the force (of community)
Declaration of Cloud Native Independence
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all containers are created stateless, that they are endowed by their orchestrators with certain unalienable rights, that among these are scalability, observability, and the pursuit of zero downtime.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all containers are created stateless, that they are endowed by their orchestrators with certain unalienable rights, that among these are scalability, observability, and the pursuit of zero downtime.
July 4, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Declaration of Cloud Native Independence
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all containers are created stateless, that they are endowed by their orchestrators with certain unalienable rights, that among these are scalability, observability, and the pursuit of zero downtime.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all containers are created stateless, that they are endowed by their orchestrators with certain unalienable rights, that among these are scalability, observability, and the pursuit of zero downtime.
congratulations to senator @jbryce.bsky.social on his appointment as supreme chancellor of the cloud native federation, following its takeover of the old republic
June 25, 2025 at 11:33 AM
congratulations to senator @jbryce.bsky.social on his appointment as supreme chancellor of the cloud native federation, following its takeover of the old republic
hold the galaxy of microservices together, kubernetes does
June 25, 2025 at 10:43 AM
hold the galaxy of microservices together, kubernetes does
yodaops tip: alter the working yaml you should not
June 21, 2025 at 10:04 PM
yodaops tip: alter the working yaml you should not
some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
June 6, 2025 at 9:33 PM
some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
yes yes yes hmm
April 7, 2025 at 1:13 PM
yes yes yes hmm
best kubecon ever, london was. thank you everyone who came to see my talk.
Heard some negative sentiment about this KubeCon. For me seeing all old friends and connecting to new ones made it one of best KubeCons I can remember. As usual, the hallway track makes the difference, not the talks or sponsors. Thank you everybody for making it a blast.
April 4, 2025 at 2:11 PM
best kubecon ever, london was. thank you everyone who came to see my talk.