Cloud Native Yoda
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post about star wars and cloud native things i do.
like the dark side of the force, kubecon is always with us.
November 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
like the dark side of the force, kubecon is always with us.
on vacation i was. summer in dagobah yo.
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September 16, 2025 at 4:00 AM
on vacation i was. summer in dagobah yo.
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And for the support of this declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Prometheus and Grafana, we mutually pledge to each other our logs, our metrics, and our sacred uptime.
Deploy or deploy not, there is no try.
MAY THE FOURTH (OF JULY) BE WITH YOU!
Deploy or deploy not, there is no try.
MAY THE FOURTH (OF JULY) BE WITH YOU!
July 4, 2025 at 6:04 PM
And for the support of this declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Prometheus and Grafana, we mutually pledge to each other our logs, our metrics, and our sacred uptime.
Deploy or deploy not, there is no try.
MAY THE FOURTH (OF JULY) BE WITH YOU!
Deploy or deploy not, there is no try.
MAY THE FOURTH (OF JULY) BE WITH YOU!
That these services are, and of right ought to be, free and loosely coupled; that they are absolved from all allegiance to monolithic and proprietary solutions; and that all connection between them and legacy systems is and ought to be totally dissolved.
July 4, 2025 at 6:04 PM
That these services are, and of right ought to be, free and loosely coupled; that they are absolved from all allegiance to monolithic and proprietary solutions; and that all connection between them and legacy systems is and ought to be totally dissolved.
We, therefore, the representatives of the united microservices of Cloud Native, in General Assembly, appealing to the SREs of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the name and by authority of the good people of this ecosystem, solemnly publish and declare:
July 4, 2025 at 6:04 PM
We, therefore, the representatives of the united microservices of Cloud Native, in General Assembly, appealing to the SREs of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the name and by authority of the good people of this ecosystem, solemnly publish and declare:
* It has dissolved network connections repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness the http requests of the people.
* For cutting-edge features, it has declared feature flags, and toggled them without warning.
* For cutting-edge features, it has declared feature flags, and toggled them without warning.
July 4, 2025 at 6:04 PM
* It has dissolved network connections repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness the http requests of the people.
* For cutting-edge features, it has declared feature flags, and toggled them without warning.
* For cutting-edge features, it has declared feature flags, and toggled them without warning.
* It has forbidden Nodes to upgrade, unless suspended in their operation by a Cordon and appropriate Taint applied.
* It has erected a multitude of YAML files, & sent hither swarms of Helm charts to harass our junior Engineers.
* It has kept among us, in times of peace, sidecars without our consent.
* It has erected a multitude of YAML files, & sent hither swarms of Helm charts to harass our junior Engineers.
* It has kept among us, in times of peace, sidecars without our consent.
July 4, 2025 at 6:04 PM
* It has forbidden Nodes to upgrade, unless suspended in their operation by a Cordon and appropriate Taint applied.
* It has erected a multitude of YAML files, & sent hither swarms of Helm charts to harass our junior Engineers.
* It has kept among us, in times of peace, sidecars without our consent.
* It has erected a multitude of YAML files, & sent hither swarms of Helm charts to harass our junior Engineers.
* It has kept among us, in times of peace, sidecars without our consent.