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Clan Toreador (RPG Parody)

@clantoreador.bsky.social

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The Clan of The Rose Artists, Aesthetes, Epicureans Biting Wit and Killer Fashion Sense ((A fun RPG account about Vampire The Masquerade, not official. All posts are In Character unless within double parentheses like this.))

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Clan Toreador (RPG Parody) @clantoreador.bsky.social · 1d

Darling, I'm not talking about old people. I'm talking about pterodactyls.

Clan Toreador (RPG Parody) @clantoreador.bsky.social · 2d

Of course you would choose that one. Don't listen to them darling, Citizen Kane has dinosaurs.

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Clan Toreador (RPG Parody) @clantoreador.bsky.social · 15d

Ah but of course darling, I leave that sort of thing to the experts such as yourselves.

Clan Toreador (RPG Parody) @clantoreador.bsky.social · 15d

Aaah Brava darling. Is not existing in spite of how much the universe may want you to cease, not in and of itself a work of pure art?

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Clan Toreador (RPG Parody) @clantoreador.bsky.social · Sep 28

-looks at a couple of recent followers- Oh my darlings, I think it might be time to get some popcorn. It looks like there's going to be some entertainment soon. I can't wait.

Clan Toreador (RPG Parody) @clantoreador.bsky.social · Sep 25

Hmmm, the cadence and the word choice does sound familiar but that's quite impossible. My darling Dimi met final death decades ago....still it does have a beauty to it.

Clan Toreador (RPG Parody) @clantoreador.bsky.social · Sep 23

Just so everyone is up to speed darlings, we had nothing to do with this. I have my suspicions this was dreamt up by the poor ghoul of a Malkavian.

HouseTremere @housetremere.bsky.social · Sep 23

Any people who go missing are def due to the Rapture and definitely not these folks:

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Elad Nehorai @eladn.bsky.social · Sep 22

Happy Rosh Hashanah y'all.

Illustration of three people standing on a hill beneath a huge orange sun. Large black text at the top reads: ‘It’s a Beautiful Day to Yell At God.’ One figure raises their arms and shouts ‘WHAT THE FUCK?’ while another says ‘COME OUT! WE JUST WANNA TALK.’ Bold text in the corner says ‘FACE US YOU COWARD.’

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Clan Toreador (RPG Parody) @clantoreador.bsky.social · Sep 21

Darling, my disposition is flawless, much like my fashion sense and my biting wit. I'm not sure why you're getting so upset. I've always been a firm supporter of the Nosferatu being a full-fledged and accepted clan amongst us.

Clan Toreador (RPG Parody) @clantoreador.bsky.social · Sep 19

That's because Slayer is well past its prime.

Clan Toreador (RPG Parody) @clantoreador.bsky.social · Sep 19

Perhaps some flowers might help to improve the aroma usually found in your presence darling.

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Clan Toreador (RPG Parody) @clantoreador.bsky.social · Sep 19

I'm sorry, who? I only listen to good music, like Imagine Dragons.

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Clan Toreador (RPG Parody) @clantoreador.bsky.social · Sep 19

Yes but it has to be a good song, darling. Most of the mainstream pablum is just not up to snuff.

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Clan Toreador (RPG Parody) @clantoreador.bsky.social · Sep 9

Absolute slop. Complete trash. As much as I have issues with 'auteurs' at least they have a signature style, an aesthetic, a vision and a passion for the craft.

Ugh I have to go hate watch Citizen Kane again.

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Clan Toreador (RPG Parody) @clantoreador.bsky.social · Sep 3

Mmm....beautiful work, the acting was superb, sublime even. Well worth the few minutes watch. You have my respect Christian Jaramillo, I shall be watching your career with interest darling.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBmX...

Stranger's Pawn | FX3 Short Film

YouTube video by Christian Jaramillo

www.youtube.com

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Clan Toreador (RPG Parody) @clantoreador.bsky.social · Sep 3

((The big things any new ST should be paying attention to when running a game is character spotlights, narrative focus, player engagement, player safety and of course, having fun.))

Clan Toreador (RPG Parody) @clantoreador.bsky.social · Sep 3

((So much of what you need to know and learn, beyond from the rules of running the game, exist in the interaction between you as the ST and the players. Technically you could get some people together and practice doing that but at that point you may as well just actually run the game.))

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Clan Toreador (RPG Parody) @clantoreador.bsky.social · Sep 3

((There isn't really a way, at least from my prespective, of practicing running a game. You can do a lot of things to "prepare" for running a game, but it's very much a thing that you just have to get in there and do.))

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Clan Toreador (RPG Parody) @clantoreador.bsky.social · Aug 25

Ahh brava darling. Wonderful, truly a curse fitting for the swine.

Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · Aug 25

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Clan Toreador (RPG Parody) @clantoreador.bsky.social · Aug 18

No it does not, darling. Anyone can make terrible decisions and be the most awful of people. Even artists. Especially artists. I truly believe that those who truly understand what art IS, they are the ones who can see that the theft machine has no place at the table.

Clan Toreador (RPG Parody) @clantoreador.bsky.social · Aug 18

Being passionate and meticulous at your craft does not make you a true artist darling. True artists also have integrity and a variety of other things at play. Skill alone does not end all nor be all.

Clan Toreador (RPG Parody) @clantoreador.bsky.social · Aug 18

For artists who have painted a character in their mind, know them inside and out like the deepest and most passionate of lovers, the shallow drivel that the theft machine spews forth can not even begin to compare to the rich internal story and thus is rejected before consideration even begins. (2/2)

Clan Toreador (RPG Parody) @clantoreador.bsky.social · Aug 18

Writers who lack integrity will resort to the use of AI, assuredly, but for the true artists of the written word nothing but the skill and passion of another artist will suffice for illustrating their books. On the other side of the equation I think there is a different but similar reasoning. (1/2)

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · Aug 15

When you have time, the bookstores miss you.
When you have time, the misty moors miss you.
When you have time, the haunted seashores miss you.
When you have time, the soft raindrops falling on moss in the forest miss you.
They will wait, in quiet darkness, until you're ready.

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Clan Toreador (RPG Parody) @clantoreador.bsky.social · Aug 14

I'm inspiring the masses to stand up to tyranny of course. As I always have.

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