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從阿德萊德回來/冇得再去日本 ☹️ Tweets in Cantonese, English, Gibberish. Mostly Gibberish. My MBTI is GTFO.
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你兩個幾時捨得合併
December 9, 2025 at 1:06 PM
#TIL: 美食沼澤
December 9, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Today’s choice quote from Paul Krugman: “Wiped out trade and therefore wiped out the trade deficit” 🥲
December 9, 2025 at 8:38 AM
連 Notepad.exe 都有 bug 😭 Microsoft 你班友係咪玩 vibe coding 玩到喪咗 😭
December 8, 2025 at 4:35 PM
成就解鎖/成就解繩
December 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Nicolas Jover should have gotten the FIFA set piece prize
December 5, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Title should have been “Yousaurus fly-tipping on CCTV”
December 5, 2025 at 4:26 PM
都係鍾意 Chrome 以前個 Incognito 間諜公仔多啲,而家嗰個表達緊嘅好似係「冇人知你睇咗啲乜… 除咗林家謙」
December 5, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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每次遇到 Teams 有怪 bug 就會遊過嚟呢個畫面望住個 animation 滿心期待「有冇 update 呢?有冇 update 呢?」
December 4, 2025 at 9:11 AM
諗起有個小學同學同人嗌交講道理講唔過就「吖~~~」,嗰陣以為佢係純粹獸性冇內容地「吖~~~」,而家先知原來係話人反中亂港
December 3, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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The sense of betrayal deepened when #Beijing issued a warning not to let "a disaster disrupt #HongKong ", reinforcing the belief that the state prioritised protecting its authority, not its people.
#CCP #China #HongKonger
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12...
Hong Kong's grief meets Beijing's red lines
The blaze that consumed Wang Fuk Court burned for two days, but its political shock waves may echo for weeks, even months.
www.abc.net.au
December 3, 2025 at 5:08 AM
襁褓
December 2, 2025 at 7:12 PM
新校園就嚟落成,本身我係好想專心睇完份簡介,但呢兩條友老是常出現搞到分晒心 (Image credit: FCBStudios)
December 2, 2025 at 10:39 AM
喺研究「長和實業對易賞錢計劃有幾重視」呢個課題(以便隨時發表關於如何成為李氏家族的鳩噏言論)嘅時候,意外發現長和 2020–2024 年嘅年報都冇乜點講 money 呢個字,2020–2023 年每份 200 幾頁嘅報告都只係各出現過一次、2024 年度更加完全冇出現過,可見李嘉誠本人對於錢呢樣嘢係睇得多麼輕淡。
December 1, 2025 at 9:17 AM
#執笠專員 所向披靡無堅不摧

Source: www.sa.gov.au/topics/educa...
November 30, 2025 at 11:59 PM
#TIL: Spanish latte = 啡走,但為咗畫面靚係仍然會加奶同拉花
November 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Today’s dinner is sponsored by Shell
November 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
「其實我哋兩個都算幾襯吖」
「襯你老母~ 咪坐咁埋添呀」
November 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Here we go again 😈
November 21, 2025 at 6:06 PM
When self-ordering kiosks insist you give your name for the order, here are some short, plausible names that are easy to type on a QWERTY keyboard on one hand when your other hand (usually dominant) is already holding the phone ready to pay:

Wes, Red, Zas, Yui, Kio, Lok
November 18, 2025 at 1:12 PM
上一手同事主持完個 motivational 乜乜乜,留低咗呢幾張嘢… 想話 same amount of hours 呢個講法唔係好公平,因為 Beyond 4 明明有我哋 4 倍咁多嘅時間
November 17, 2025 at 6:52 PM
又要 rebrand 又驚死人搵唔到你咁有乜謂呢
November 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Hey there cutesy
November 15, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Petition for “IPv5” to mean “give me results for both IPv4 and IPv6”
November 13, 2025 at 10:13 AM