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從阿德萊德回來/冇得再去日本 ☹️ Tweets in Cantonese, English, Gibberish. Mostly Gibberish. My MBTI is GTFO.
你兩個幾時捨得合併
December 9, 2025 at 1:06 PM
#TIL: 美食沼澤
December 9, 2025 at 9:03 AM
成就解鎖/成就解繩
December 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Title should have been “Yousaurus fly-tipping on CCTV”
December 5, 2025 at 4:26 PM
都係鍾意 Chrome 以前個 Incognito 間諜公仔多啲,而家嗰個表達緊嘅好似係「冇人知你睇咗啲乜… 除咗林家謙」
December 5, 2025 at 10:12 AM
每次遇到 Teams 有怪 bug 就會遊過嚟呢個畫面望住個 animation 滿心期待「有冇 update 呢?有冇 update 呢?」
December 4, 2025 at 9:11 AM
諗起有個小學同學同人嗌交講道理講唔過就「吖~~~」,嗰陣以為佢係純粹獸性冇內容地「吖~~~」,而家先知原來係話人反中亂港
December 3, 2025 at 3:01 PM
襁褓
December 2, 2025 at 7:12 PM
新校園就嚟落成,本身我係好想專心睇完份簡介,但呢兩條友老是常出現搞到分晒心 (Image credit: FCBStudios)
December 2, 2025 at 10:39 AM
#執笠專員 所向披靡無堅不摧

Source: www.sa.gov.au/topics/educa...
November 30, 2025 at 11:59 PM
#TIL: Spanish latte = 啡走,但為咗畫面靚係仍然會加奶同拉花
November 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Today’s dinner is sponsored by Shell
November 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
「其實我哋兩個都算幾襯吖」
「襯你老母~ 咪坐咁埋添呀」
November 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Here we go again 😈
November 21, 2025 at 6:06 PM
話口未完… a wild AZERTY keyboard appears!!
November 20, 2025 at 7:30 AM
上一手同事主持完個 motivational 乜乜乜,留低咗呢幾張嘢… 想話 same amount of hours 呢個講法唔係好公平,因為 Beyond 4 明明有我哋 4 倍咁多嘅時間
November 17, 2025 at 6:52 PM
呈現放棄狀態
November 17, 2025 at 9:17 AM
又要 rebrand 又驚死人搵唔到你咁有乜謂呢
November 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Hey there cutesy
November 15, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Petition for “IPv5” to mean “give me results for both IPv4 and IPv6”
November 13, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Google being Goose-gle
November 13, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Name of my next electronica band
November 12, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Pic 1: The notification
Pic 2: The recent purchase
November 12, 2025 at 6:20 PM
就好似以前講笑講《東方日報》寫「陳X文」然後《太陽報》寫「陳大X」咁樣

Source: www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-3367...
November 10, 2025 at 8:50 PM
This is why 我從來唔跟 recommended 😤
November 10, 2025 at 1:31 PM