chubby bannister
@chubbybannister.bsky.social
a surplus woman
It’s a hard life
November 29, 2025 at 2:47 PM
It’s a hard life
“shooting boots”
November 29, 2025 at 1:59 PM
“shooting boots”
Clearly I wasn’t done with the sleeping
November 29, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Clearly I wasn’t done with the sleeping
My downstairs neighbours still haven’t moved out. I’m not entirely sure they will be. But the last few nights I’ve been having borderline nightmares about who might move in. Last night they had a Tesla which they parked really inconsiderately outside my window **shudder**
November 29, 2025 at 8:08 AM
My downstairs neighbours still haven’t moved out. I’m not entirely sure they will be. But the last few nights I’ve been having borderline nightmares about who might move in. Last night they had a Tesla which they parked really inconsiderately outside my window **shudder**
That’s my going outside done for the weekend. Bristol of course is a shit show on a Friday night with sequinned knobs on
November 28, 2025 at 9:23 PM
That’s my going outside done for the weekend. Bristol of course is a shit show on a Friday night with sequinned knobs on
Ah. Apparently Mercury is no longer in retrograde so perhaps that’ll sort my head out
November 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Ah. Apparently Mercury is no longer in retrograde so perhaps that’ll sort my head out
The curry house was like a TikTok influencer’s wet dream
November 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
The curry house was like a TikTok influencer’s wet dream
Been out for a curry
homer simpson is walking in front of a store with a sign that says sale
ALT: homer simpson is walking in front of a store with a sign that says sale
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Been out for a curry
Is it a crime (yet) to boot them out of one’s way. This lump would make me irrationally angry
Just as you thought food delivery companies couldn't inflict any more misery on society:
Instead of using lowly-paid gig economy contractors to deliver groceries, they're replacing humans with robots, who, in turn, force humans off the pavement into road traffic.
Instead of using lowly-paid gig economy contractors to deliver groceries, they're replacing humans with robots, who, in turn, force humans off the pavement into road traffic.
November 28, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Is it a crime (yet) to boot them out of one’s way. This lump would make me irrationally angry
I love it when I notice the time is 1234
November 28, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I love it when I notice the time is 1234
That looks like a sensible decision to make on the seafront in winter with gusty tides and winds
November 28, 2025 at 11:17 AM
That looks like a sensible decision to make on the seafront in winter with gusty tides and winds
Black Friday is a good opportunity to go through all the marketing emails you’ve signed up for over the year and have a good clear out
November 28, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Black Friday is a good opportunity to go through all the marketing emails you’ve signed up for over the year and have a good clear out
And I’ve helped CiN too (inadvertently)
November 28, 2025 at 10:34 AM
And I’ve helped CiN too (inadvertently)
Just bought my first Christmas present. So I feel pretty ahead of the game as apparently it’s not December quite yet 😮💨
November 28, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Just bought my first Christmas present. So I feel pretty ahead of the game as apparently it’s not December quite yet 😮💨
Is the media going to do to Dick Van Dyck what it did to Betty White?
November 28, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Is the media going to do to Dick Van Dyck what it did to Betty White?
I love Last Christmas. I hope to hear it. I miss George
November 28, 2025 at 8:32 AM
I love Last Christmas. I hope to hear it. I miss George
I thought I’d been Whamageddon’d in the supermarket yesterday - straining to hear through my EarPods. Worked out it was Club Tropicana which is all sorts of wrong at this time of the year. Teasing me with fun and sunshine, claiming there's enough for everyone
November 28, 2025 at 8:31 AM
I thought I’d been Whamageddon’d in the supermarket yesterday - straining to hear through my EarPods. Worked out it was Club Tropicana which is all sorts of wrong at this time of the year. Teasing me with fun and sunshine, claiming there's enough for everyone
Jeez. You can’t move for them getting in the way in shops and cafes. Students of any type must be the most spendy demographic going
Tony Smith on Ch4News saying international students should be limited because they’re “economically inactive”.
International students pay around £27k p.a. in fees to their universities, at least half again to landlords and they spend their parents’ hard-earned money in local shops.
International students pay around £27k p.a. in fees to their universities, at least half again to landlords and they spend their parents’ hard-earned money in local shops.
November 27, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Jeez. You can’t move for them getting in the way in shops and cafes. Students of any type must be the most spendy demographic going
Being FB advert targeted by ugly Japanese cat cardigans. I WANT ONE
November 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Being FB advert targeted by ugly Japanese cat cardigans. I WANT ONE
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Aqualung
Dodgy
Van Morrison
Ricky Ross
Crybaby (Danny Coughlan)
Aqualung
Dodgy
Van Morrison
Ricky Ross
Crybaby (Danny Coughlan)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Madonna
Meatloaf
Andy Bell
Snow Patrol
Counting Crows
Madonna
Meatloaf
Andy Bell
Snow Patrol
Counting Crows
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
Ultravox
BB King
Jethro Tull
Whitesnake
OMD
Ultravox
BB King
Jethro Tull
Whitesnake
OMD
November 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Aqualung
Dodgy
Van Morrison
Ricky Ross
Crybaby (Danny Coughlan)
Aqualung
Dodgy
Van Morrison
Ricky Ross
Crybaby (Danny Coughlan)
Happy Thanksgiving. Or something…
November 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Happy Thanksgiving. Or something…
Now Seth Rogan. Ugh
November 27, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Now Seth Rogan. Ugh
I do like our very friendly and polite postman but I do wish he’d stop calling me “Mrs Bannister”.
November 27, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I do like our very friendly and polite postman but I do wish he’d stop calling me “Mrs Bannister”.
Fucking barmy people in this town
November 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Fucking barmy people in this town
November 27, 2025 at 3:31 AM