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cauldron bannister 👻 🎃 @chubbybannister.bsky.social · 11h

Pretty much every night for the last four years I’ve written “night night” in a message. Do you think auto correct or auto fill (whatever it’s called) has ever suggests the second ‘night’? 🤦🏻‍♀️

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Gordon Cole's hearing aid @dayglo-owl.bsky.social · Nov 25

One for sorrow,
Two for joy,
Three for a girl,
Four for a boy,
Five to speak to customer services,
Six to return to the main menu,
Seven to hear those options again

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cauldron bannister 👻 🎃 @chubbybannister.bsky.social · 11h

*Natural. God damnit

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cauldron bannister 👻 🎃 @chubbybannister.bsky.social · 11h

What’s wrong babe? You’ve hardly switched on your Dunelm in collaboration with the national history museum octopus lamp

cauldron bannister 👻 🎃 @chubbybannister.bsky.social · 11h

There are a few on the list of each of those categories to be fair

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cauldron bannister 👻 🎃 @chubbybannister.bsky.social · 11h

Introduce yourself using one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again and one song you can’t stand

Cod in parsley sauce

Trainspotting

He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Brother

Pronob Spookyballs 🎃🦇 @captainfanny.co.uk · 12h

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand

Oysters

Locks, stock, two smoking barrels

Brown eyed girl

HolyCrayons @holycrayons.bsky.social · 16h

“Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand”

Hello. I am Cheese Lord of The Rings Dancing in the Moonlight.

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cauldron bannister 👻 🎃 @chubbybannister.bsky.social · 12h

For the first time in about a month I’ve done some weights. Repairing and strengthening a fragile body is delicate work. Need to have a brain on board too and when that goes walk about it makes the whole thing a lot more difficult

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cauldron bannister 👻 🎃 @chubbybannister.bsky.social · 1d

Nice bureau

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cauldron bannister 👻 🎃 @chubbybannister.bsky.social · 1d

Top quality stuff from M&S. Just didn’t get enough lubricant on the slice of toast

cauldron bannister 👻 🎃 @chubbybannister.bsky.social · 1d

A weekend of not much. Although did all these things suggested below. Today’s walk was pathetic. Even Strava felt embarrassed and inflated the numbers

cauldron bannister 👻 🎃 @chubbybannister.bsky.social · 3d

I have no, that’s NO plans this weekend. Maybe the cinema. Definitely a couple of walks to keep up the streak. Some cookery. Playing with the cat. Packing

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cauldron bannister 👻 🎃 @chubbybannister.bsky.social · 1d

Can’t imagine how Sarah Millican translates to an America audience

cauldron bannister 👻 🎃 @chubbybannister.bsky.social · 1d

Yikes. I mean, maybe he could be good but surely it’s too early for that of comparison

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cauldron bannister 👻 🎃 @chubbybannister.bsky.social · 1d

UFO of light

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cauldron bannister 👻 🎃 @chubbybannister.bsky.social · 1d

Pooh egg

cauldron bannister 👻 🎃 @chubbybannister.bsky.social · 1d

Restarted ‘Mum’. It is a bit extreme - most of the characters are ridiculous. Surely you can’t have that many ridiculous people in your life

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cauldron bannister 👻 🎃 @chubbybannister.bsky.social · 1d

Oh my. Were they suggesting he is a music legend already?

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cauldron bannister 👻 🎃 @chubbybannister.bsky.social · 1d

But is he also the saviour of pop music as Maconie seems to suggest?

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cauldron bannister 👻 🎃 @chubbybannister.bsky.social · 1d

His music seems alright. But when Maconie who I assume is a real aficionado about music, says something like it’s simply the greatest record he’s ever heard I start to doubt myself (Rein Me In)

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cauldron bannister 👻 🎃 @chubbybannister.bsky.social · 1d

I can’t get my head around how much Stuart Maconie raves about Sam Fender. It doesn’t help that I clearly don’t know who he is and that in my mind he’s the bloke who looks like a lion with the enormous mouth and did Eurovision a year or so back

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