Chris
@chrsphr.uk
Mostly Scottish. Map lover, lithophile, tech person and discoverer of many lichens. Vitreous lustre, poor cleavage. he/him 🏳️🌈
📍Edinburgh
📍Edinburgh
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UK land covered by solar panels - 21,000 hectares.
UK land wasted growing corn to feed to cars - 136,00 hectares.
UK land wasted growing corn to feed to cars - 136,00 hectares.
January 30, 2026 at 8:14 PM
UK land covered by solar panels - 21,000 hectares.
UK land wasted growing corn to feed to cars - 136,00 hectares.
UK land wasted growing corn to feed to cars - 136,00 hectares.
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yes, actually
fuck Dick
January 30, 2026 at 5:31 PM
yes, actually
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Rough day for Sex Matters
January 29, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Rough day for Sex Matters
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On 29th January 1996, "Threshold", the Star Trek: Voyager episode where Captain Janeway and Tom Paris turned into giant space newts and had babies first aired. Since it's #ThresholdDay we aim to answer a burning question: did Paris and Janeway fuck? If so, how did they fuck?
January 29, 2026 at 10:26 AM
On 29th January 1996, "Threshold", the Star Trek: Voyager episode where Captain Janeway and Tom Paris turned into giant space newts and had babies first aired. Since it's #ThresholdDay we aim to answer a burning question: did Paris and Janeway fuck? If so, how did they fuck?
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Glad 2 hear ur bf has been found
January 28, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Glad 2 hear ur bf has been found
Elizabeth II, 1997
fuck Diana
January 28, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Elizabeth II, 1997
Reminder that main use of soy in the UK is for animal feed. Your beef might be locally reared, but that doesn't mean you're not contributing to the deforestation of the Amazon and the Cerrado
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
UK supermarkets push for Amazon soy safeguards after traders abandon ban
European retailers urge traders to adhere to commitments after Brazilian lawmakers wreck forest protection pact
www.theguardian.com
January 28, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Reminder that main use of soy in the UK is for animal feed. Your beef might be locally reared, but that doesn't mean you're not contributing to the deforestation of the Amazon and the Cerrado
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Kate Forbes is a bad person, and she should feel bad. Not sorry.
Gordon Brown was “appalled” by the treatment of Kate Forbes over her socially conservative religious views during the SNP leadership election in 2023, a new biography says:
www.scotsman.com/news/politic...
www.scotsman.com/news/politic...
Gordon Brown 'appalled by treatment of Kate Forbes' after religious backlash
A new book reveals the former prime minister considered making an intervention over the issue
www.scotsman.com
January 28, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Kate Forbes is a bad person, and she should feel bad. Not sorry.
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I really, really need, as an actual gay human being and not a policy abstraction, people to understand that whilst you have a right to your religious views, I am not obliged to give you a special pass for believing I should not be treated equally to you just because you claim religious justification
Gordon Brown was “appalled” by the treatment of Kate Forbes over her socially conservative religious views during the SNP leadership election in 2023, a new biography says:
www.scotsman.com/news/politic...
www.scotsman.com/news/politic...
Gordon Brown 'appalled by treatment of Kate Forbes' after religious backlash
A new book reveals the former prime minister considered making an intervention over the issue
www.scotsman.com
January 28, 2026 at 1:46 PM
I really, really need, as an actual gay human being and not a policy abstraction, people to understand that whilst you have a right to your religious views, I am not obliged to give you a special pass for believing I should not be treated equally to you just because you claim religious justification
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if the fabled ‘youth rightward shift’ ever materialises it will be because Joe Biden signed the Sell TikTok to Peter Thiel Act in response to there being too many videos detailing Israel’s atrocities in Gaza on there
January 28, 2026 at 10:52 AM
if the fabled ‘youth rightward shift’ ever materialises it will be because Joe Biden signed the Sell TikTok to Peter Thiel Act in response to there being too many videos detailing Israel’s atrocities in Gaza on there
If anyone asks if I've watched star fleet academy i'm just going to say no because I'd be too embarrassed to say I had.
January 27, 2026 at 9:59 PM
If anyone asks if I've watched star fleet academy i'm just going to say no because I'd be too embarrassed to say I had.
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Happy 3 year anniversary to this post
January 27, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Happy 3 year anniversary to this post
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No Outlook, I have not impregnated a diagram.
January 27, 2026 at 2:26 PM
No Outlook, I have not impregnated a diagram.
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This is British soft power
January 27, 2026 at 5:33 PM
This is British soft power
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me reading the very hungry caterpillar:
god he just eats up everything, doesn't he?
The 16th Doctor and the Tardis
January 27, 2026 at 12:49 PM
me reading the very hungry caterpillar:
you read all your emails??? Embarrassing.
reached a major milestone with my work email inbox - thank you for everyone who supported me in getting here
January 27, 2026 at 12:52 PM
you read all your emails??? Embarrassing.
reached a major milestone with my work email inbox - thank you for everyone who supported me in getting here
January 27, 2026 at 12:16 PM
reached a major milestone with my work email inbox - thank you for everyone who supported me in getting here
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using AI to "enhance" footage is like using a potato to detect power cables
January 26, 2026 at 3:43 PM
using AI to "enhance" footage is like using a potato to detect power cables
I've never had food poisoning, I guess I must just be made of better stuff
January 26, 2026 at 10:09 PM
I've never had food poisoning, I guess I must just be made of better stuff