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31, he/him, traveling through time at 1 second per second
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every thanksgiving, me and my family eat thanksgiving dinner
November 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Part of what we lost when newsrooms shifted from dedicated beat reporters to freelancers is the ability to push back/question.

News sites uncritically reprint marketing and propaganda, lending it authority it doesn't deserve and actively contributing to misinformation.

As with Elon, so with Sam.
November 26, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Companions of Christmas: ČERT AND ANDĚL

Each year, St. Nicolas gathers two of his littlest companions on December 5th: unlikely best friends Čert and Anděl, who accompany him to the Czech Republic, Slovenia, and Slovakia. 1/
November 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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OpenAI says they aren't liable for the suicide of a user their chat bot urged to kill himself because suicide is a violation of the TOS
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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Just a reminder that there are about 465,809 organizations that deserve your money more than the salvation fucking army.
The Salvation Army bell ringers are out. I thought this year instead of just ignoring them (rude) I would print out a little card outlining my issues with the organization.

I started by copying and pasting the wikipedia "controversies" section.

IT IS SIX PAGES LONG.

Gonna have to trim this.
November 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Audience "participates" by throwing shit onto the playing field
I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
November 25, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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Chainsaw Man is simultaneously worthy of serious discussion for its heartfelt look at society and cycles of abuse and dehumanization, and it's also like, a fantastic nonstop barrage of shitposts
November 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Civic duty
November 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Portland residents in possession of a goose or duck should be aware that it is an infraction not to dress them in plaid with a little cap in the winter months. Penalty for noncompliance is in-person viewing of an entire city council meeting.
November 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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IGN is paying attention to censorship again. Use their momentum, call visa and mastercard, tell them you read the article, ask them why they're censoring legal stuff

reminder that you don't need to know specifics of what's at play. It's often better to sound like a normie
November 25, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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I thought i had lost it but while i was looking for something else i found this again.
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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Today’s xkcd made me cry.

In a good way.

xkcd.com/3172/
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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when emailing

it is important

to always assume

some moron

some blundering dipshit

is going to forward the email

you meant for them

to people you didn’t want to have it
November 25, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Welcome to Sunday Stream.
November 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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the semafor gulf situation really highlights the ethical issues rife within media events planning

take this “world economy summit” they hosted this year sponsored by abu dhabi investment firm mubadala alongside chevron, x dot com and cigarette manufacturer philip morris international
November 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Racism is so powerful in America it’s our greatest intellectual export
November 25, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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a friend made this when i was in a polycule and i think about it every time i remember r/gangstalking
November 25, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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Marge Simpson got DOWN during our session of Hit & Run
November 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Lasagna Is Ready: Your Ticket To The Boneyard and other helpful college tips
tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna
November 25, 2025 at 3:33 AM