christopher hyzy
@christopherhyzy.com
⚔️ Buffalo, NY (Sabres, Bills, et al.)
🎧 Music Obsessor
🌃 The City Is My Church
🏆 TIME Magazine’s Person of The Year 2006
🎧 Music Obsessor
🌃 The City Is My Church
🏆 TIME Magazine’s Person of The Year 2006
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Whether it's Democrats wanting the federal government to release the names of people who raped children with Jeffrey Epstein or Republicans wanting state governments to release the names of people who voted Democrat in 2024, both sides are seeking names for retribution.
February 1, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Whether it's Democrats wanting the federal government to release the names of people who raped children with Jeffrey Epstein or Republicans wanting state governments to release the names of people who voted Democrat in 2024, both sides are seeking names for retribution.
love that Concorde mural, took a photo of it back in 2019
January 31, 2026 at 1:46 PM
love that Concorde mural, took a photo of it back in 2019
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My entire timeline is “our government is murdering our people” and “the president of the USA raped children” and “one of the best actors ever passed away,” so forgive me if I just want to focus on celebrating the Buffalo Sabres to avoid flinging myself off the peace bridge.
January 30, 2026 at 8:51 PM
My entire timeline is “our government is murdering our people” and “the president of the USA raped children” and “one of the best actors ever passed away,” so forgive me if I just want to focus on celebrating the Buffalo Sabres to avoid flinging myself off the peace bridge.
guess I’m gonna watch Schitts Creek again but be really sad this time 💔
January 30, 2026 at 7:40 PM
guess I’m gonna watch Schitts Creek again but be really sad this time 💔
Hasek. Miller. Lyon.
January 30, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Hasek. Miller. Lyon.
“if liberals are so fucking smart how come they lose so goddamn always?” - the newsroom
A spending agreement under consideration in the Senate would temporarily fund the Department of Homeland Security while lawmakers negotiate provisions to rein in federal immigration agents. n.pr/3NOyIya
How Democrats want to reform DHS – and why some Republicans are open to their demands
A spending agreement under consideration in the Senate would temporarily fund the Department of Homeland Security while lawmakers negotiate provisions to rein in federal immigration agents.
n.pr
January 30, 2026 at 1:35 AM
“if liberals are so fucking smart how come they lose so goddamn always?” - the newsroom
Buffalo is a hockey town first I’ve always said this
January 30, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Buffalo is a hockey town first I’ve always said this
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Like the old saying goes, when you have your opponent on the ropes you make a deal to give him 1-2 weeks to recover
Latest intel: The 5 govt funding bills will pass, & the 6th, the DHS bill, will get a continuing resolution to buy time to negotiate whatever these conditions in ICE are. The fight right now btwn Schumer & the White House is how long that CR will be. The WH wants 3 months; Schumer wants 1-2 weeks.
January 29, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Like the old saying goes, when you have your opponent on the ropes you make a deal to give him 1-2 weeks to recover
WNY after 3 weeks of continuous lake effect snowfall
a man in a suit says i just want it to stop
ALT: a man in a suit says i just want it to stop
media.tenor.com
January 29, 2026 at 4:39 PM
WNY after 3 weeks of continuous lake effect snowfall
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I am introducing the Cut It Out And This Time I Really Mean It bill. It provides an additional $57 billion to the murder goons but they will agree to wear business casual Monday through Thursday and if they do any murders they have to put a dollar in this jar.
January 28, 2026 at 11:05 PM
I am introducing the Cut It Out And This Time I Really Mean It bill. It provides an additional $57 billion to the murder goons but they will agree to wear business casual Monday through Thursday and if they do any murders they have to put a dollar in this jar.
cause he knew they couldn’t lie their way out of it
As President Trump absorbed clips of the fatal Alex Pretti confrontation, and the news reports surrounding it, he grew increasingly disturbed by what he saw, according to a senior administration official.
Inside the White House in the chaotic hours after Alex Pretti's shooting
NBC News spoke to 15 people about how the Trump administration scrambled to respond to a second fatal shooting in Minneapolis.
www.nbcnews.com
January 28, 2026 at 11:00 PM
cause he knew they couldn’t lie their way out of it
see I was told the lake was frozen over and thus we were done with lake effect snow
and yet
and yet
January 28, 2026 at 10:31 PM
see I was told the lake was frozen over and thus we were done with lake effect snow
and yet
and yet
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Sabres 🫶🏻
a man wearing a red sweater and tie is sitting on a couch and says mmhm
ALT: a man wearing a red sweater and tie is sitting on a couch and says mmhm
media.tenor.com
January 28, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Sabres 🫶🏻
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Did Maine Elect the Wrong Collins?
Rockstar Phil would at least admit that there must be some misunderstanding in Minnesota.
Rockstar Phil would at least admit that there must be some misunderstanding in Minnesota.
January 27, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Did Maine Elect the Wrong Collins?
Rockstar Phil would at least admit that there must be some misunderstanding in Minnesota.
Rockstar Phil would at least admit that there must be some misunderstanding in Minnesota.
“Joe Brady was the easiest candidate to control and won’t piss off Brandon Beane”
The crux of it all:
“Brady's promotion allows for scheme continuity, and easy alignment with GM Brandon Beane (who made this call), and the scouts.”
This is understandable. But also meh
“Brady's promotion allows for scheme continuity, and easy alignment with GM Brandon Beane (who made this call), and the scouts.”
This is understandable. But also meh
January 27, 2026 at 6:07 PM
“Joe Brady was the easiest candidate to control and won’t piss off Brandon Beane”
Joe Brady has the ability to do the funniest thing imaginable right now
if I'm Joe Brady, I am absolutely trying to hire Sean McDermott as my DC. it's a good scheme fit with the players they have
January 27, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Joe Brady has the ability to do the funniest thing imaginable right now
