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christopher hyzy

@christopherhyzy.com

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⚔️ Buffalo, NY (Sabres, Bills, et al.) 🎧 Music Obsessor 🌃 The City Is My Church 🏆 TIME Magazine’s Person of The Year 2006

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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 1d

hey at least the Bills can’t lose next weekend

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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 1d

as soon as I get into the Bandits they’re gonna crater. bet.

christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 1d

And the football team, too.

christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 5d

I’m in an abusive relationship with my local hockey team.

christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 1d

Toxic Positivity is my least favorite thing about this fanbase.

christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 1d

Coach Clapper gonna get in front of the mic and say some bullshit about not executing the game at a level they should have and that’s gonna be it

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owint power @buffalodril.bsky.social · 1d

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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 1d

lazy!? they got Tre White and Jordan Poyer! nothing Beane loves more than a boomerang player just past his prime ready to come back for the #vibes

christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 1d

that sound you hear is the Bills window slamming shut

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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 1d

oof. yeah just putting good money after bad there.

christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 1d

few things fill me with more anxiety than taking my 15 year old car to get the yearly NYS inspection. cost me $500+ in repairs last year.

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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 5d

I’m in an abusive relationship with my local hockey team.

christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 5d

Happy first day of the season. I took this photo 10 years ago. If only we knew.

christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 8d

Experience Sabres Hockey™

Bill Hoppe @billhoppe.bsky.social · 8d

The Sabres now have seven goalies on NHL contracts.

christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 9d

defenses win championships;
and that one sure as hell isn’t.

christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 9d

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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 9d

why do we do this to ourselves

christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 9d

okay for real this time

christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 9d

gonna need coach troops to get his defense to actually defend here

christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 9d

the stupid, idiot Bills [angry]

christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 9d

gonna need coach troops to get his defense to actually defend here

christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 9d

👇🏻 👇🏻 👇🏻 👇🏻

christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 9d

Fire these cursed white jerseys into the sun

christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 9d

screaming crying etc etc

christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 9d

same, Mina.

Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 9d

I’m gonna throw up