Stubborn Punkass 🍉
@christoherward.bsky.social
Male/plural. Communard. Writer. General purpose nerd. Caption Boy (and Boyfriend) for Mainely Mandy.
Every seen that isn't Big G is basically just people getting stuck in place because of one catch-22 falling on top of another and it's hilarious
Shin Godzilla is a satire of Japanese bureaucracy with scenes of some of the gnarliest horror you've ever seen in a Godzilla flick
December 10, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Every seen that isn't Big G is basically just people getting stuck in place because of one catch-22 falling on top of another and it's hilarious
Shin Godzilla is a satire of Japanese bureaucracy with scenes of some of the gnarliest horror you've ever seen in a Godzilla flick
December 10, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Shin Godzilla is a satire of Japanese bureaucracy with scenes of some of the gnarliest horror you've ever seen in a Godzilla flick
Happiness is the best film I never want to subject myself to ever again
Never mind movies you’ve watched multiple times, name a movie you’ve watched once and would never watch again.
December 10, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Happiness is the best film I never want to subject myself to ever again
The Roses is the kind of throwback comedy of manners I wish they would make more of
December 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
The Roses is the kind of throwback comedy of manners I wish they would make more of
It's coming together enough I can see the end result
Been working on an art project the past several weeks and it's at the point now I'm having to remember some advice I heard once:
Every project has an ugly phase, trust the process
Every project has an ugly phase, trust the process
December 9, 2025 at 7:19 PM
It's coming together enough I can see the end result
Watching Ocean's Twelve while eating chicken dumplings by the light of the Christmas tree. Perfect
December 9, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Watching Ocean's Twelve while eating chicken dumplings by the light of the Christmas tree. Perfect
That was pathetic.
Like I genuinely feel like I could bully him into crying shitting and throwing up
Like I genuinely feel like I could bully him into crying shitting and throwing up
December 8, 2025 at 11:45 PM
That was pathetic.
Like I genuinely feel like I could bully him into crying shitting and throwing up
Like I genuinely feel like I could bully him into crying shitting and throwing up
Ahem.
No man is lonely who has a hand 👋
No man is lonely who has a hand 👋
December 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Ahem.
No man is lonely who has a hand 👋
No man is lonely who has a hand 👋
I know he's not everyone's cup of tea, but I'm a ride or die for Titus
If You Hate Gay or Trans People, You're Suspect | Christopher Titus (Doomed To Repeat)
YouTube video by christophertitustv
youtu.be
December 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I know he's not everyone's cup of tea, but I'm a ride or die for Titus
Now that we've all seen that clip from the 4K remaster of Mad Men, is now a good time for me to talk about how I think 4K is kinda overrated and not everything needs to be upscaled to the highest possible picture quality
December 8, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Now that we've all seen that clip from the 4K remaster of Mad Men, is now a good time for me to talk about how I think 4K is kinda overrated and not everything needs to be upscaled to the highest possible picture quality
Me: I am dark and brutal and full of rage and I wi-
Girlfriend: Hey babe, hope you're doing okay
Me: [Will to live reactivated] 🥹
Girlfriend: Hey babe, hope you're doing okay
Me: [Will to live reactivated] 🥹
December 8, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Me: I am dark and brutal and full of rage and I wi-
Girlfriend: Hey babe, hope you're doing okay
Me: [Will to live reactivated] 🥹
Girlfriend: Hey babe, hope you're doing okay
Me: [Will to live reactivated] 🥹
Reposted by Stubborn Punkass 🍉
I have been perfectly happy since the switch to Tidal, the playlist transfer was pretty seamless and my literal only problem is remembering which icon to use on my phone to get to the music since I can't find the green circle anymore
Spotify is garbage on every count: Its treatment of artists, its ICE advertising, the CEO's investment in military AI, its leading role in the commodification and AI slopification of music, its terrible audio quality—you name it.
So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:
So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:
How to quit Spotify
This Black Friday, here's a guide to finding the best Spotify alternative
www.bloodinthemachine.com
December 8, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I have been perfectly happy since the switch to Tidal, the playlist transfer was pretty seamless and my literal only problem is remembering which icon to use on my phone to get to the music since I can't find the green circle anymore
I've got a joke about deja vu, but you've probably heard it before
I had a joke about Pandora's box, but the contents escaped me
I have this joke about Theseus, but I’m rewriting it.
December 8, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I've got a joke about deja vu, but you've probably heard it before
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Wars, Star Trek, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Pixar
December 8, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Wars, Star Trek, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Pixar
Just broke one of my favorite Christmas decorations ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Gonna be a great day
December 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Just broke one of my favorite Christmas decorations ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Gonna be a great day
I wish everyone who posts or shares one of this fucking guy's shithouse memes a very stub your little toe on a dresser
Gov. @gavinnewsom says he disagrees with Mayor @zohrankmamdani about the need for a wealth tax on billionaires, which he is “adamantly against” - says Dems are a “big tent party” with both views.
More on the CA proposal: www.sacbee.com/news/politic...
More on the CA proposal: www.sacbee.com/news/politic...
December 5, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I wish everyone who posts or shares one of this fucking guy's shithouse memes a very stub your little toe on a dresser
The gloopening of media continues apace I see
Exclusive: Warner Bros. enters exclusive talks to sell its studios and streaming service to Netflix
Warner Bros. Is Said to Begin Exclusive Deal Talks With Netflix
Warner Bros. Discovery Inc. has entered exclusive negotiations to sell its film and TV studios and HBO Max streaming service to Netflix Inc., according to people familiar with the discussions.
bloom.bg
December 5, 2025 at 5:56 AM
The gloopening of media continues apace I see
Ah goddammit
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, prolific actor known for his roles in “Mortal Kombat,” “Last Emperor” and “Man In The High Castle,” has died at 75
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa Dies: ‘Mortal Kombat, ‘Last Emperor’ & ‘Man In The High Castle’ Actor Was 75
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, the actor best known for his roles in the Mortal Kombat films, The Last Emperor and The Man in the High Castle, has died.
deadline.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Ah goddammit
Is Bari Weiss good at her job?
No.
No.
🚨 BREAKING - New Star Trek: #StarfleetAcademy Poster!
The first season of the new #StarTrek live-action series premieres January 15th on Paramount+
🖖 Will YOU be watching?
The first season of the new #StarTrek live-action series premieres January 15th on Paramount+
🖖 Will YOU be watching?
December 5, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Is Bari Weiss good at her job?
No.
No.
A reboot of the "Road to..." films but starring Joe Keery and Gaten Matarazzo
December 5, 2025 at 4:26 AM
A reboot of the "Road to..." films but starring Joe Keery and Gaten Matarazzo
Thinking of first tattoo ideas. Stuck between either the Japanese kanji for Godzilla or "All things to all men"
December 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Thinking of first tattoo ideas. Stuck between either the Japanese kanji for Godzilla or "All things to all men"
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity
December 5, 2025 at 4:19 AM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity
Methamphetamines
If RFK Jr (y’know, the HHS Sec) is a junkie, what exactly do you think he’s on?
December 4, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Methamphetamines
It's been out long enough now I'm just gonna say there's one story development in the new Stranger Things eps that I can only imagine has the Duffers kicking back with cigars and saying "now all those loser *have* to watch that episode!"
(You know the one I mean)
(You know the one I mean)
December 3, 2025 at 1:34 AM
It's been out long enough now I'm just gonna say there's one story development in the new Stranger Things eps that I can only imagine has the Duffers kicking back with cigars and saying "now all those loser *have* to watch that episode!"
(You know the one I mean)
(You know the one I mean)
Idk how you say something like this and not realize how evil you sound
Rollins: Joe Biden increased food stamp program funding by 40%. Now… we continue to roll that back… Just gratitude and joy for this work. So, so grateful to you.
December 2, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Idk how you say something like this and not realize how evil you sound