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christoherward.bsky.social
Bisexual Soft Dumbass 🍉
@christoherward.bsky.social
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Male/plural. Communard. Writer. General purpose nerd. Caption Boy (and Boyfriend) for Mainely Mandy.
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Guys, I think we can take them
Lecturing active soldiers about being too fat while dropping standards so low for the ICE deportation force that a third of their recruits can't handle the easiest PT test I've ever heard of www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
Almost experienced death by Christmas tree AMA or whatever
"In the event I am incapacitated, I, Jonathan Be Good, would like a drizzle of glue poured over me. This will serve as a nice cheesey appearance, along with the cheese."
Zylla, one of the coolest punks you could ask for, made a new video about why fascist appeasers suck. It's real good, so give it a lookie-loo
My new video essay, You Can't Appease Fascists, is now live. I think this one is really important. I hope you watch it. youtu.be/g6K2UnQiggk
You Can't Appease Fascists | Cat's Cradle
YouTube video by Zylla's Athenaeum
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I'm sorry but wtf happened?
We just live in a john carpenter movie now.
You're an artist. Make something.

Gonna start saying that to myself
'You're an engineer. Build something.' from Iron Man 3 works every time for me. Brain too full! No words coming out! Talent has fled the building! Oh wait no there it is
Some jobs absolutely should be replaced by robots. Not for money but because they're so physically destructive to the body
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
About halfway through an ER rewatch and it's kinda amazing and depressing all the large and small ways this show can feel ahead of the times, progressive even
This is my shocked face.

Buncha fucking monsters
BREAKING: The Israeli military says it has begun a wave of air attacks on southern Gaza as the precarious ceasefire comes under threat.

🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/7g8svh
Been on Linkin Park tear lately and I honestly think Reanimation was their best album
lol ok I know Dr. Manhattan wasn't quite that caked up in the comic
Life is a brutal cavalcade of pain and misfortune which often find myself feeling overwhelmed by.

But then @mainelymandy.bsky.social says she loves me and suddenly I don't feel so bad 🥰
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I suspect the MAGA government decided to launch all these Bluesky accounts tonight to try to bait people in advance of No Kings.

These people have incurable 4chan brain and this is how they operate.

Block them. Do not engage. Do not give them what they want.
As the possessor of numerous Criterion discs, yeah...
Define your music taste in eight artists:

Otoboke Beaver
John Roseboro
Gunship
Chris Stapleton
Castle Rat
Nox Arcana
Rosegarden Funeral Party
DeVotchKa
Define your music taste in eight artists:

The Killers
The Beastie Boys
Paramore
Tyler, The Creator
Ted Leo & The Pharmacists
Scene Queen
Chappell Roan
My Chemical Romance
Divine your music taste in eight artists:

Ani DiFranco
Portishead
Against Me!
Cheap Perfume
Dillinger 4
Every Time I Die
Bikini Kill
Devo
Like pants pants? Maybe a couple of days? Depends on what I do in them
I don't like the movie much but there's a scene where he drunkenly leaps from a window and shouts what to me sounds like "meatbag" and its lived rent-free in my head for years
Particularly impressive is the way Beuhlman mak e s the characters yet likeable, but still feel *of* the world they inhabit
5/5. Weaving together surreal horror, earnest drama, and pitch black comedy, Between Two Fires is a masterful tale of redemption and forgiveness through a phantasmagoric medieval France wracked by war, plague, famine, and much, MUCH worse
Next book: Between Two Fires