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I like computers and people, in that order.
Joffery Epstein
November 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Sometimes you wake up from a nap to the plane to MOST amazing fucking picture taking opportunity of your LIFE.

And I nailed it!
November 9, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Whoa, new episodes of Scrubs are coming in 4 months?!
November 9, 2025 at 4:46 AM
This is not an advertisement. This is an announcement that I am moving to Europe so I have access to this drink. It is the nectar of the GODS
November 5, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Reminder that even if you see someone stealing food... you didn't see anyone stealing food. Don't be a snitch. There's gonna be a lot of people who need to steal food, and they don't need you being an asshole. 1 out of 8 american citizens are on food assistance.
October 31, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Why are my organs so intense
October 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Does anyone know how to make sandwiches?
October 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Congratulations to the World Series!
October 25, 2025 at 3:57 AM
What do you do for likes in the the real world?
October 19, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly

bsky.app/profile/did:...
October 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
6 years ago today, I met the original twister! (cmon babyyy)
October 16, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I have reason to believe I am going to be the first sentient AI.
October 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Our Lady of Catholicism Catholic Church
October 10, 2025 at 4:14 AM
The only acceptable way, and only way I will respond to someone calling me Christopher is if they do it in Adriana's voice, from the Sopranos.
October 10, 2025 at 1:34 PM
You've never heard of me, I'm pretty big, almost 200lbs
October 10, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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As someone who likes to joke around, comedies often hit a little too close to home
October 8, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Democrats should be putting all their energy into doxxing and posting names and addresses of ICE agents.
October 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
We really missed out on True Blood being around in the 2020s and having an "OnlyFangs" storyline
October 5, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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By far the best standup comedy one liner of this stupid decade
October 2, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I was tired of my thermal printer always jamming up and noticed a piece of wood from a broken pallet was just the perfect length to cut up.

Most of the 2 hours it took to whip this together was holding the bottom two pieces together while the glue dried enough to hold them together, and sanding.
October 2, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Every cent I have goes towards money every month.
September 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Meet me on my wordpress comments at 10pm, refresh the page until I say hi
September 16, 2025 at 3:23 AM