Chris
@chriskopech.com
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Twitter is a Nazi hell hole. This place is still a hell hole, but with fewer Nazis and more hall monitors.
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chriskopech.com
77.3 million rubes said HURR EGG PRICES DURRRR and now here we are.
bencollins.bsky.social
This is amazing. Yesterday Trump claimed he talked to his uncle about how brilliant the Unabomber was when the Unabomber was a student of his at MIT.

The Unabomber never went to MIT, he was identified in 1996, and his uncle died in 1985.
milesklee.bsky.social
you genuinely have to admire his brain. getting hammered 24/7 on Epstein? better fabricate a personal link to the Unabomber, specifically mentioning one of the prestigious universities where Epstein peddled his influence
chriskopech.com
More and more it seems like one thing we'll have to do to these bozos is show them Jan 6 footage using the Ludovico Technique.
atrupar.com
Mike Johnson: "They berated a Capitol police officer, screamed at him. He was merely standing his post. It shows, again, their disdain for law enforcement, the Democrats, screaming, assaulting officers."
chriskopech.com
I don't get the draw of wanting to spend *MORE* time in an airport, even if it is in a lounge, nevermind that the lounges are usually fuller than the terminal these days.
amandamull.bsky.social
If you’ve ever wondered What’s The Deal with the high fees ($795 and $895!), free hotel rooms, event ticket presales, airport lounges, and dinner reservations that these cards promise to users and what the underlying business actually is, I have answers. 🎁 www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
Inside the Credit Card Battle to Win America’s Richest Shoppers
The fierce fight between Amex and Chase is playing out over higher fees, extravagant events and every perk imaginable.
www.bloomberg.com
chriskopech.com
"If Franco, or H, or Travis Bickle had a good pitch, fuck it, I'm a man for all seasons"
chriskopech.com
imagine being this bad at jerking off
chriskopech.com
bringing up Kaep in 2025 is one of the most damning pieces of evidence that none of these fucking dorks know ball. What a bunch of clowns!
atrupar.com
Eric Trump: "We're saving Christianity. We've saving God. We've saving the family unit. We're saving this nation. I mean, DEI is out of the window, Benny. You no longer have Colin Kaepernick kneeling for the national anthem. You no longer have Budweiser going woke as hell. All of this is dead."
chriskopech.com
it's not a huge thing, but any pushback these fucking clowns get is good. I wouldn't play a video of someone that has an in-pen date at the Hague at my airport, either.
Why you won't see Kristi Noem's government shutdown video at the Columbus airport
The Columbus Regional Airport Authority is not playing a video of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem at its TSA lines.
www.dispatch.com
chriskopech.com
Book 16: “Automatic Noodle” by @annaleen.bsky.social, off a reco from @actioncookbook.com.

What a fun little world to spend a few hours in. The story was an important one for this day and age, and I loved how they weaved in the backstories to the story. A worthwhile read. Made me hungry, too.
Automatic Noodle by Annalee Newitz
A cozy near-future novella about a crew of leftover robots opening their very own noodle shop, fr...
app.thestorygraph.com
chriskopech.com
Hell yeah. I saw this three times in theaters. It capital-R RIPPED. @kylebandujo.bsky.social @cwdarney.bsky.social @mattscalici.bsky.social
chriskopech.com
I think it’s time to admit that the “my friends on the other side of the aisle” approach doesn’t work when they consistently call you the antichrist and domestic terrorist.
atrupar.com
Jeffries on Fox News Sunday: "My friends on other aisle seem to think believe healthcare is an extraneous issue. We don't believe it's an extraneous issue. It's a central issue...the states most affected are all ones Trump won...so this is not a partisan fight. We're fighting for everyday Americans"
chriskopech.com
Absolutely incredible W. Program redefining.
chriskopech.com
Start a dialogue with your loved ones about top 3 undefeated Indiana
chriskopech.com
Put them all in a gulag. Send the key into space.
longtimehistory.bsky.social
ICE secretly kidnap autistic boy during bathroom break—never notify parents.

Mother reported him missing a week ago—turns out ICE had him detained the whole time.

He was helping sell fruit and asked to go to the restroom—by the time she was done helping a customer he was gone.

Houston, Texas
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alexkirshner.com
This is one of the best games ever but not really enjoyable in any way
chriskopech.com
these motherfuckers are going to get (more) people killed with this kind of rhetoric.
atrupar.com
Mike Johnson: "We're so angry about it. I mean, I'm a very patient guy, but I've had it with these people. The theory we have right now -- they have a hate America rally that's scheduled for October 18 on the National Mall. It's the pro-Hamas wing and antifa people ... "
chriskopech.com
why are these fucking perverts so obsessed with kids' genitals? And how in the world did we lose on this messaging fight?
justinbaragona.bsky.social
Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."
chriskopech.com
One of the biggest misses in the Biden Admin (besides the glaring ones toward the end) was that they had the opportunity to force the airlines treat passengers like humans and make the experience better. Instead, it was a bog standard bailout and 3/4 of the plane is ass to ankles
chriskopech.com
as a Georgetown fan, Biz has got what I need.
chriskopech.com
BREAKING: Two old white dudes say you’re not allowed to have fun anymore.
NEEERRRRRRDDDDSSSSSSS