Chris
chriskopech.com
Chris
@chriskopech.com
Twitter is a Nazi hell hole. This place is still a hell hole, but with fewer Nazis and more hall monitors.
I've been watching then NFL for 30+ years, and the idea of these sad bozos streaming themselves watching the game on Twitch (or Rumble because they're Packers fans) is so weird to me! They have professionals that do play by play and you have tens of people watching you watch a game. Get a hobby!!!
January 14, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Ya don't say
January 8, 2026 at 9:45 PM
with regard to The Last Duel (which I did not watch), I always thought Affleck and Damon looked so dumb in the trailer. This picture isn't from a Ridley Scott movie, it's gotta be from a shitty, should have been cut at Dress, post Weekend Update sketch on a midseason episode of SNL
January 8, 2026 at 6:55 PM
we're waiting for you, king
January 8, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Not beating the allegations.
January 2, 2026 at 5:17 AM
🏌️⛳2026 Golf Index thread. Updated after each round.

Current Index*: 19.9
2026 Goal: 15.9

2026 Rounds: 0
2026 Birdies: 0

Follow on 18 Birdies or here for updates!

*we use 18 Birdies because I'm too cheap to pony up the $50/year for a GHIN.
January 1, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Lmao no.
January 1, 2026 at 4:25 AM
And that's a wrap. I don't think I've read 21 books since high school. And I mean ALL of high school combined. Ready for 2026!
January 1, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Not at all the point but these bozos don't even know how phone numbers work, even when trying to dunk on people.
December 31, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Seeing The Wall in a theater. Let's get weird.
December 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
She bough that jacket because she loved the color on the inside and has always been a fan of RED LINING.
December 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM
lol. lmao even
December 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
December 19, 2025 at 8:29 PM
when they call it "The Willis Tower"
December 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Thankfully:
December 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
8 years later, still true
December 17, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Trump's Chiefs of Staff last, on average, 365.25 days. Probably time for Suzie to update her resume!
December 16, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I remember when Vox was a must read site with 5 verticals that were automatic bookmarks. Now they’re producing this slop.
December 16, 2025 at 3:09 AM
These mfs are going completely nuts lmao
December 13, 2025 at 12:45 AM
is this anything?
December 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
he can't speak without looking like he's describing a pair of big naturals
December 9, 2025 at 5:37 PM
He's gonna be a cabinet secretary in a month.
December 8, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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