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Chris Cannon
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Writer, provoker. Portmanteau aficionado. cannonwriter.substack.com americabutbetter.com
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Holding your taser like you're an NPC from Grand Theft Autocracy.
There is no military or law enforcement training in the world that teaches you to hold your taser like an NPC from Grand Theft Auto.
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you know what, I love their commitment to the bit
If Tylenol made bullet-sized pills that you could shoot into your mouth, the right would be buying them as stocking stuffers.
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Karoline Leavitt Field Guide to American Fauna:
Frogs are Hamas, unicorns are Antifa, chickens are delicious.
Detroit #NoKings begins in 20 minutes and are ready. It’s party in Roosevelt Park.
I would watch a claymation biopic on Mark Twain. I would watch the shit outta that.
How will FOX viewers be hallucinating the No Kings protest? Welcome to Antifa Headquarters.

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Methinks there is a conspiracy afoot from Big Donut.
Photo from 1992, Los Angeles -- not 2025, Portland. Our media is failing us.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 15d
"President Donald Trump and his top aides are using the word 'insurrection' more frequently to describe anti-ICE protests in places like Portland," writes Zachary B. Wolf. https://cnn.it/4pWYmzr
When you decide to work under the gaze of Ronald Reagan, who signed the law giving medical care to immigrants. 🤦‍♂️
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This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram.

Community action works.

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I’m grateful to Aaron and the writers at Public Notice for tirelessly, pitilessly shining a light on the current administration’s malicious acts. Proud to be a subscriber!
This wknd marks 4 years of PN. I’m extremely proud of the newsletter’s evolution & our fiercely independent coverage of US politics, & grateful for the community we’ve built. It wouldn’t be possible without the support of paid subscribers, so please take advantage of our anniversary special 👇 Thx!
Commemorating four years of Public Notice
And a special offer for readers.
www.publicnotice.co
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Let’s give these motherfuckers bribing and kidnapping children as much attention as possible
With deportation continuing apace amid the federal government shutdown, advocates speculated that the latest scheme to pay off immigrant children was deliberately timed by ICE and its parent agency, the Department of Homeland Security, to minimize public attention.
ICE Targets Unaccompanied Immigrant Children, Offering Payment for Deportation
ICE confirmed its plan to pay unaccompanied immigrant children in exchange for their agreement to be deported.
interc.pt
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Our Great President is almost finished with his time machine to go back five years to the George Floyd protests and stop the rampant lawlessness in Oregon. #MakeAmericaPastAgainAgain
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Stand with us today. Donate at this link: n.pr/46wamAj
Incredible -- Trump actually released Amelia Earhart's last words.
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"If you're an American who has dropped a piece of toast recently, and it landed butter-side down, you've surely wondered, 'Why are there so many illegal aliens in our country?"
Vance: "If you're an American citizen & you've been to the hospital in the last few years, you've probably noticed wait times are especially large & very often somebody who's there in the ER is an illegal alien. Why do those people get healthcare benefits at hospitals paid for by American citizens?"
I'll be live with comedian / trouble architect / all around human @stevehofstetter.bsky.social at 1pm PDT today. Join us as we discuss comedy, politics, and censorship — and if there’s time a push-up contest maybe why not.

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LIVE SOON: Live with @BestofSubstack (Chris Cannon)
Starting Sep 30 at 4:00 PM EDT
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Can my resume be fictional?
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WATCH: “I’m running for Congress in East Tennessee against a guy whose takes… they’re… I’ll just show you. 😬Please help me beat this guy.”

Michaela Barnett shows a few of @RepTimBurchett’s greatest hits 🤦🏻‍♂️ as she runs against him.

Her site: www.MichaelaForTennessee.com