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Goebbels Barbie

@goebbelsbarbie.bsky.social

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White House Spokesmouth. A bunch of Karens taped together.

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Goebbels Barbie @goebbelsbarbie.bsky.social · Feb 12

Facts are Satan's way of hiding the truth.

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Goebbels Barbie @goebbelsbarbie.bsky.social · 6d

The Democrat Party's main constituency is made up of hummus terrorists, illegal Allens, and violent crabapples. And it is not true that I write my statements using ChatGP Tea.

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Goebbels Barbie @goebbelsbarbie.bsky.social · 19d

Our Great President is almost finished with his time machine to go back five years to the George Floyd protests and stop the rampant lawlessness in Oregon. #MakeAmericaPastAgainAgain

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Goebbels Barbie @goebbelsbarbie.bsky.social · 28d

"I would like to speak to the manager."

"Ma'am, this is the United Nations."

#escalatorgate

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Goebbels Barbie @goebbelsbarbie.bsky.social · Jul 18

How dare you.

Goebbels Barbie @goebbelsbarbie.bsky.social · Jul 1

Canada caved like a peaceful protestor under a flurry of ICE batons. #tarrifs #tariffs

Goebbels Barbie @goebbelsbarbie.bsky.social · Jun 5

Please stop calling me Taco Belle.

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Goebbels Barbie @goebbelsbarbie.bsky.social · Apr 28

Happy birthday Canada or whatever it is you're doing up there today. Who the hell knows.

Goebbels Barbie @goebbelsbarbie.bsky.social · Apr 23

Please stop spreading the rumor that Trump is a Democrat spy who is trying to make the Republican Party look bad but just can't find a level of evil that actual Republicans won't embrace.

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Goebbels Barbie @goebbelsbarbie.bsky.social · Apr 23

So what kind of pope are we going to get? The touchy feely kind or the "touchy feely" kind?

Goebbels Barbie @goebbelsbarbie.bsky.social · Apr 14

Is it worth sacrificing 9% of America's GDP to keep tourists out of America? Of course it is! We will make that back from American tourists traveling to America. DO THE MATH! #MakeAmericasAmericaAmericanAgainAmerica

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Goebbels Barbie @goebbelsbarbie.bsky.social · Apr 1

More liberal indoctrination, calling for a "Transonic Day of Visibility." How do you even see sound anyway? Makes no sense.

Goebbels Barbie @goebbelsbarbie.bsky.social · Mar 26

It depends on what you mean by "war," "plans," "discussed," "1," "2," and "3." DO NOT GET INTO A LINGUISTIC CONTEST WITH A SEMANTICARIAN!

Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · Mar 25

The White House has apparently decided the best course of action is to lie their way through it.

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Goebbels Barbie @goebbelsbarbie.bsky.social · Mar 26

It depends on what you mean by "war," "plans," "discussed," "1," "2," and "3." DO NOT GET INTO A LINGUISTIC CONTEST WITH A SEMANTICARIAN!

Goebbels Barbie @goebbelsbarbie.bsky.social · Mar 6

Its passed time to dissmantel the Department Of educasion. America is smart enuff all ready.

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Goebbels Barbie @goebbelsbarbie.bsky.social · Mar 6

We are not saying we're planning to invade Canada, we're just saying if Canada doesn't curl up in a ball and accept our benevolence it's going to make the invasion that much harder.

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Goebbels Barbie @goebbelsbarbie.bsky.social · Feb 18

Oh it's on. No you're welcome.

Chris Cannon @chriscannon.bsky.social · Feb 18

The United States of what now?

Watch and share our new video, and add your own photo or video to the comments -- hell, all over the internet -- telling America what you think of their.......suggestion. #NoThankYou🇨🇦

youtu.be/jPB4_CqNf5A?...

Hello America. It's us, Canada. #NoThankYou

YouTube video by Brian Calvert

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Goebbels Barbie @goebbelsbarbie.bsky.social · Feb 17

Note to liberal media: Measles are now called "Freedom Freckles." If you don't use this term you won't be invited to the next insurec.....I mean Liberty Luau.

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Goebbels Barbie @goebbelsbarbie.bsky.social · Feb 17

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Goebbels Barbie @goebbelsbarbie.bsky.social · Feb 16

Stop calling America a "shithole country"! We are not a shithole country, and everyone needs to stop saying we're a shithole country and sharing posts that say -- or even imply through sarcasm -- that America is now totally a shithole country.