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Chris Burgdorff
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Software engineer, dad, gamer, sports fan (Jets, Warriors, Rutgers), musician, wannabe startup founder and future billionaire
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QA at Amazon must be the easiest fucking job in the world.
February 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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wtf is going on with the Knicks?
January 19, 2026 at 11:56 PM
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Does everyone else alias basic Linux commands on all their Windows machines?

Not just me? Ok, cool.

#Programming #Linux
January 15, 2026 at 11:30 PM
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What if I wasn't talking about Git?
#Programming
January 14, 2026 at 7:54 PM
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Why are the Jets so good at special teams and so bad at everything else smh #NFL #Jets
January 4, 2026 at 10:45 PM
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You know who probably never says “I need that like I need a hole in the head?”

People who are really into facial piercings.

#DadJokes
January 3, 2026 at 11:48 PM
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Verification emails should automatically delete themselves within like an hour. #UX
January 2, 2026 at 2:16 PM
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Hope you all didnt forget the doggos this Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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Ugh my kid woke me up 5 full hours before the Knicks game. Because Santa or something?
December 25, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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Happy overwhelming anxiety season to all who celebrate! #Holidays #Christmas
December 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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I keep trying to finish this book but on page 50 it just says “go to page 1” smh

#programming #dadjokes
December 22, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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You know that store/business/restaurant you used to drive by in your hometown?

It’s storage units now
December 21, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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Therapist: When did your anxiety start?

Me: One time in 2005 I removed a USB thumb drive without properly ejecting it.

#MeIRL
December 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Jalen Brunson after winning Emirates Cup MVP makes sure to give props to 4 other teammates by name without being asked. If you’re wondering what leadership looks like, that’s it. #NBA
December 17, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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Anunoby want that 300k #NBA
December 17, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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You shouldn’t be able to shoot threes like that if you’re 7’4 wtf #NBA
December 17, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Don’t like Towns limping off just now #NBA
December 17, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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First half of the NBA Cup Finals did not disappoint. #NBA
December 17, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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You know you are stuck in dependency hell when ChatGPT comes back with this:

#programming
December 15, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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Where’s all this global warming I keep hearing about? #NJ
December 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Spurs are gonna have to let Wemby in more than that if they want even a chance to win here.

Looks like he’s on the same plan as me though. 3 minutes of cardio? Time for a break!

#NBA
December 14, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Was that Castle play not a travel? He did a whole fucking Dancing with the Stars routing and then laid it up. #NBA
December 14, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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semantic satiation - if you repeat the same word over and over and it starts to lose meaning in your head.

Happen to anyone else while writing C#?

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#Programming #CSharp
December 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Advent of Code 2025 so far:
Day 1: Excel/VBA
Day 2: Python
Day 3: React
Day 4: QBasic
Day 5: PostgeSQL
Day 6: Rust (never again..)

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#AdventOfCode #Programming #Rust
Advent of Code Day 6 – Chris Burgdorff
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December 9, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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I heard of type safety but goddamn, Rust!

How about an int’s an int?

#programming #rust
December 8, 2025 at 8:21 PM