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Chris Burgdorff
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Software engineer, dad, gamer, sports fan (Jets, Warriors, Rutgers), musician, wannabe startup founder and future billionaire
With my Yards jawn.

Ngl though he needs a knockout at this point. #Philly #Boxing
December 7, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Therapist: So when did your anxiety start?

Me:

#Azure
December 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Advent of Code 2025 so far:
Day 1: Excel/VBA
Day 2: Python
Day 3: React
Day 4: QBasic

Quickly relearned the importance of Option Explicit.. IYKYK

chrisburgdorff.com/advent-of-co...

#AdventOfCode
December 5, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Advent of Code 2025 so far:
Day 1: Excel
Day 2: Python
Day 3: React

#AdventOfCode
December 3, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Someone explain this to me. Where does Yahoo get these numbers?
#NFL #FantasyFootball
November 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
It was NOT a good weekend for NY coaches named Aaron. #MLB #NFL #Yankees #Jets
October 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
FIT CHECK FOR MY NAPALM ERA
September 27, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Too late to go to the ATM and the Tooth Fairy might be leaving a check.
September 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
ChatGPT got jokes. I asked it to explain Djikstra's algorithm and said "wasn't he the guy from the Phillies?"

Response: "So nope — Dijkstra never wore a Phillies cap ⚾.
But if he did, he’d probably find the shortest path around the bases."

#programming
September 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Me trying not to eat the donuts in my fridge
September 22, 2025 at 4:26 PM
The Ocho was straight crushing it this morning.

#Excel #TheOcho
September 17, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Chargers' touchdown celebration from Sao Paulo (live):
#NFL #Chargers #Chiefs
September 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Here, had to try it.
September 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
With beer and wings at PJ Whelihan’s
August 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Can’t even use my scorecard with all these first round knockouts
August 17, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Ok what the ever-loving fuck is a "Senior-level" prompt engineer?
#AI #LLM #ChatGPT #IsThisRealLife
August 1, 2025 at 2:36 AM
As someone who had Rooker in the pool l I’m going to stay salty about this. #HomeRunDerby
July 15, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Is this your toaster repairman?
June 30, 2025 at 5:42 PM
PM: Did you guys test this cross-browser?
Product team: Yep
June 10, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I'm in the "spamming IRC channels" phase of my job search rn:
June 4, 2025 at 4:58 PM
WTF is going on with the Japanese? Can someone check on them?

Source: www.vox.com/even-better/...
May 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Me: it’s going to take a couple weeks to implement that new menu layout.
May 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Live shot of the Council of Economic Advisors discussing the bill:
May 19, 2025 at 5:53 PM
It's Saturday night after all.
May 18, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Imagine catching your kid playing this game and they got a room full of dirty clothes.
May 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM