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Chris Burgdorff
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Software engineer, dad, gamer, sports fan (Jets, Warriors, Rutgers), musician, wannabe startup founder and future billionaire
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Any fool can write code that a computer can understand.

Good programmers write code that a human can understand.

Great programmers write comments that a hungover human can understand.
I don’t think that fight was a draw. But I also don’t co-sign Lamont Roach’s outrage. He fought Pitbull’s fight for the first 5 rounds or so letting him get inside and throw hands instead of controlling the distance and establishing the jab smh #boxing
December 7, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Roach winning this fight now. Finally figured out he has to win by actually boxing. #boxing
December 7, 2025 at 5:12 AM
3-0 Cruz and this is NOT going the distance #boxing
December 7, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Pitbull Cruz up 2 rounds to 0.

Also making me glad I bet the under
December 7, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Let’s go Fulton!
#Philadelphia #Philly #Boxing
December 7, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Advent of Code 2025 so far:
Day 1: Excel/VBA
Day 2: Python
Day 3: React
Day 4: QBasic
Day 5: PostgeSQL

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#AdventOfCode #Programming #SQL
Advent of Code Day 5 – Chris Burgdorff
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December 6, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Therapist: So when did your anxiety start?

Me:

#Azure
December 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM
The last time LeBron James scored less than 10 points in an NBA game:
- Night at the Museum was #1 at the box office
- The USSR existed
- FDR made the first presidential address over the radio
- Germany had yet to invade Poland
- Cleopatra AND Jesus were alive

#NBA
December 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Advent of Code 2025 so far:
Day 1: Excel/VBA
Day 2: Python
Day 3: React
Day 4: QBasic

Quickly relearned the importance of Option Explicit.. IYKYK

chrisburgdorff.com/advent-of-co...

#AdventOfCode
December 5, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Advent of Code 2025 so far:
Day 1: Excel
Day 2: Python
Day 3: React

#AdventOfCode
December 3, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Why the fuck is typescript not the default for create-react-app?? All you're doing is making me delete and restart the project every single time.
#Programming #React
December 3, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Advent of Code 2025 so far:
Day 1: Excel
Day 2: Python

#AdventOfCode
December 2, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Anyone else doing Advent of Code this year?
December 2, 2025 at 1:01 AM
When blind people take acid do they hallucinate??
November 29, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Jamichael Davis is on FIRE! #CBB #Rutgers
November 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Someone explain this to me. Where does Yahoo get these numbers?
#NFL #FantasyFootball
November 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Ref earning his pay.

I gave him round 1.

#boxing
November 9, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Fulghum Stevens clinching like heavyweights rn.
November 9, 2025 at 3:21 AM
If I’m using self checkout and an item doesn’t scan, I don’t have to pay for it.

If I need to replace your employees, then I’m also the manager, so it’s my call.

Sorry not sorry.
November 7, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Yes ‘Cers has to be the dumbest fucking slogan in sports. #NBA
November 2, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Steph Curry is the best passer in basketball. Often overlooked because of his shooting, but true.

#NBA
October 29, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Rivers are wild. It just rains in the mountains and then a week later I can go kayaking. Like what?
October 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
How do you even defend Wembenyama? #NBA
October 23, 2025 at 3:04 PM
The year is 2035. Every college in the country is now in one of two conferences. The Big Ten map commercial takes 32 minutes.

#CFB
October 19, 2025 at 12:16 AM
“Hey I got the ball. Wait. No I don’t”

That’s you, Oregon.

Fuck you.

#CFB
October 18, 2025 at 10:44 PM