Chris
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Formerly TV’s Gary Busey, Pet Judge. He/him 🎸⭕️ 🏒👑 🦎🏠4 all https://neno-la.org/donate
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BREAKING: Trump has said that people should master drifting and mini-turbos to get speed boosts and chaining actions like jumps and coins to keep their combo going for bigger scores
BREAKING: Trump has said that after $2,000 payments are distributed to low- and middle-income Americans, using revenue collected from foreign tariffs, any remaining funds will be applied to lowering the national debt.
November 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM
BREAKING: Trump has said that people should master drifting and mini-turbos to get speed boosts and chaining actions like jumps and coins to keep their combo going for bigger scores
Do you think Hakeem Jeffries gets a Global Threat Briefing everyday consisting of deep analytics on act blue donations
November 10, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Do you think Hakeem Jeffries gets a Global Threat Briefing everyday consisting of deep analytics on act blue donations
Please stop using the word “constituent” when you mean “voter” — voters aren’t constituents, they’re inconveniences to be circumnavigated
November 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Please stop using the word “constituent” when you mean “voter” — voters aren’t constituents, they’re inconveniences to be circumnavigated
Become ambidextrouser
November 10, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Become ambidextrouser
Republicans should roll out a subscription model of extortion where democrats can sell out voters for credits that they can use to pay for the subscription to the extortion app the gop will only communicate to them through.
Some of you lanyards thought this sounded efficient, don’t lie
Some of you lanyards thought this sounded efficient, don’t lie
November 10, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Republicans should roll out a subscription model of extortion where democrats can sell out voters for credits that they can use to pay for the subscription to the extortion app the gop will only communicate to them through.
Some of you lanyards thought this sounded efficient, don’t lie
Some of you lanyards thought this sounded efficient, don’t lie
Democrats did this 5 days after voters set aside all their legitimate complaints with them and brought all the goods to their feet. This was the payback we all got for making that happen for them. For shoving a pile of power at them. 5 days later. And now they want your money.
One big club.
One big club.
November 10, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Democrats did this 5 days after voters set aside all their legitimate complaints with them and brought all the goods to their feet. This was the payback we all got for making that happen for them. For shoving a pile of power at them. 5 days later. And now they want your money.
One big club.
One big club.
lol
If democrats had any courage they’d open every negotiation with “how zealously we prosecute you in a few years relates directly to your actions in this room today” and let them walk out in a spell as many times as they need to
November 10, 2025 at 2:09 AM
lol
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democrats are voting to take away our healthcare
November 10, 2025 at 1:28 AM
democrats are voting to take away our healthcare
2-3 hours of hardening in the shade today. Why? Tent ran outta space and so these will flower outside like dog intended
November 9, 2025 at 11:01 PM
2-3 hours of hardening in the shade today. Why? Tent ran outta space and so these will flower outside like dog intended
Anyone else got a friend or loved one who’s determined to try to ride this shit out by just working constantly so there’s no time to notice what’s happening?
November 9, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Anyone else got a friend or loved one who’s determined to try to ride this shit out by just working constantly so there’s no time to notice what’s happening?
So what is Pluribus a metaphor phor? I have hypotheses…
First two episodes definitely promising and imbued with signature Gilligan style panic
First two episodes definitely promising and imbued with signature Gilligan style panic
November 9, 2025 at 1:33 PM
So what is Pluribus a metaphor phor? I have hypotheses…
First two episodes definitely promising and imbued with signature Gilligan style panic
First two episodes definitely promising and imbued with signature Gilligan style panic
I get that “Homeless Services Liaison for District 14” may not be a ticket to the corner office but we need capable people in these jobs long enough to make a difference with real people they act accountably for, week in and week out
One issue nobody really talks about with homelessness here is the policy side is really shepherded by a bunch of staffers who change jobs every six months. It’s a carousel of new faces and priorities constantly. There’s no continuity of government let alone care.
November 8, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I get that “Homeless Services Liaison for District 14” may not be a ticket to the corner office but we need capable people in these jobs long enough to make a difference with real people they act accountably for, week in and week out
One issue nobody really talks about with homelessness here is the policy side is really shepherded by a bunch of staffers who change jobs every six months. It’s a carousel of new faces and priorities constantly. There’s no continuity of government let alone care.
November 8, 2025 at 2:34 PM
One issue nobody really talks about with homelessness here is the policy side is really shepherded by a bunch of staffers who change jobs every six months. It’s a carousel of new faces and priorities constantly. There’s no continuity of government let alone care.
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Something that the myth of white supremacy has trained white men to live without.
For many of you, community is unfamiliar terrain.
Every space you’ve been taught to value has been built around competition, control, and individual achievement.
Not connection.
Not care.
For many of you, community is unfamiliar terrain.
Every space you’ve been taught to value has been built around competition, control, and individual achievement.
Not connection.
Not care.
November 8, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Something that the myth of white supremacy has trained white men to live without.
For many of you, community is unfamiliar terrain.
Every space you’ve been taught to value has been built around competition, control, and individual achievement.
Not connection.
Not care.
For many of you, community is unfamiliar terrain.
Every space you’ve been taught to value has been built around competition, control, and individual achievement.
Not connection.
Not care.
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Eunisses Hernandez called homeless encampment sweeps “inhumane.” Then, she joined LA City Council and things changed.
Since taking office, arrests of unhoused people have skyrocketed in Hernandez’s district.
lapublicpress.org/2025/11/hern...
Since taking office, arrests of unhoused people have skyrocketed in Hernandez’s district.
lapublicpress.org/2025/11/hern...
Eunisses Hernandez called homeless encampment sweeps "inhumane." Then, she joined LA City Council and things changed.
Since taking office, arrests of unhoused people have skyrocketed in Hernandez’s district.
lapublicpress.org
November 8, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Eunisses Hernandez called homeless encampment sweeps “inhumane.” Then, she joined LA City Council and things changed.
Since taking office, arrests of unhoused people have skyrocketed in Hernandez’s district.
lapublicpress.org/2025/11/hern...
Since taking office, arrests of unhoused people have skyrocketed in Hernandez’s district.
lapublicpress.org/2025/11/hern...
Mosquitos with days to live here do not give a fuck about deet or citronella or flamethrowers or nothing, they just hurl themselves at your face like desperate vicious zombies (fast)
November 8, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Mosquitos with days to live here do not give a fuck about deet or citronella or flamethrowers or nothing, they just hurl themselves at your face like desperate vicious zombies (fast)
Imagine no pizookies
I wonder if you can
I wonder if you can
November 8, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Imagine no pizookies
I wonder if you can
I wonder if you can
If democrats had any courage they’d open every negotiation with “how zealously we prosecute you in a few years relates directly to your actions in this room today” and let them walk out in a spell as many times as they need to
November 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
If democrats had any courage they’d open every negotiation with “how zealously we prosecute you in a few years relates directly to your actions in this room today” and let them walk out in a spell as many times as they need to
Imagine John Lennon read Karl Popper
November 7, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Imagine John Lennon read Karl Popper
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Let the hoagies hit the feds
Let the hoagies hit the feds
Let the hoagies hit the feds
Let the hoagies hit the feds
Let the hoagies hit the feds
November 7, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Let the hoagies hit the feds
Let the hoagies hit the feds
Let the hoagies hit the feds
Let the hoagies hit the feds
Let the hoagies hit the feds
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I got together with 15 clones of myself and recorded this song, “Other People”!
I can only share the first 3 minutes here, but the last minute is the best minute, so click through to see the whole thing:
www.instagram.com/reel/DQuPPz7...
I can only share the first 3 minutes here, but the last minute is the best minute, so click through to see the whole thing:
www.instagram.com/reel/DQuPPz7...
November 6, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I got together with 15 clones of myself and recorded this song, “Other People”!
I can only share the first 3 minutes here, but the last minute is the best minute, so click through to see the whole thing:
www.instagram.com/reel/DQuPPz7...
I can only share the first 3 minutes here, but the last minute is the best minute, so click through to see the whole thing:
www.instagram.com/reel/DQuPPz7...
Does Douthat have a food taster??
November 6, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Does Douthat have a food taster??
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For the Americans seeing this, a trait of fascism is when private corporations and government form mutually beneficial partnerships like this. Socialism is when the people of a country have ownership of all the key industries necessary to survive. Thank you for your attention in this matter.
BREAKING: OpenAI is requesting US government support to help guarantee financing for the massive investments in AI chips and data centers it needs for expansion, per Bloomberg.
November 6, 2025 at 4:14 AM
For the Americans seeing this, a trait of fascism is when private corporations and government form mutually beneficial partnerships like this. Socialism is when the people of a country have ownership of all the key industries necessary to survive. Thank you for your attention in this matter.
I’m not a flames fan but if you talk shit about Nazem Kadri that’s a block
November 6, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I’m not a flames fan but if you talk shit about Nazem Kadri that’s a block