Andy Larsen
@choppingguy.bsky.social
Seems as good a time as any to reiterate my own personal immigration policy, which conveniently is the same as Olive Garden’s:
When you’re here, you’re family.
When you’re here, you’re family.
December 4, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Seems as good a time as any to reiterate my own personal immigration policy, which conveniently is the same as Olive Garden’s:
When you’re here, you’re family.
When you’re here, you’re family.
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I'm so disappointed with Plastic Man.
November 19, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I'm so disappointed with Plastic Man.
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I simply refuse to accept that police ever have to look like this. this is just pure cosplay. it should be illegal for cops to be dressed like soldiers going to war.
November 13, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I simply refuse to accept that police ever have to look like this. this is just pure cosplay. it should be illegal for cops to be dressed like soldiers going to war.
People who aren’t from Boston have their minds blown when I tell them the New England Aquarium used to have a “Boston Harbor" display tank with like three filthy lobsters and a mangy looking flounder and a shopping cart sunken into it.
November 12, 2025 at 2:51 AM
People who aren’t from Boston have their minds blown when I tell them the New England Aquarium used to have a “Boston Harbor" display tank with like three filthy lobsters and a mangy looking flounder and a shopping cart sunken into it.
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hell yeah Chow Yun Fat
November 11, 2025 at 3:15 AM
hell yeah Chow Yun Fat
Gonna be fucking awesome when Schumer and Jeffries endorse Mamdani tomorrow
November 5, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Gonna be fucking awesome when Schumer and Jeffries endorse Mamdani tomorrow
Yeah but when is Zohran Mamdani gonna enter the Criterion Closet
November 1, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Yeah but when is Zohran Mamdani gonna enter the Criterion Closet
I just can’t fathom how much these Dems who haven’t endorsed Mamdani yet are gonna look like even huger dumbasses when he wins that election in a massive landslide.
October 27, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I just can’t fathom how much these Dems who haven’t endorsed Mamdani yet are gonna look like even huger dumbasses when he wins that election in a massive landslide.
God almighty, imagine there was once a world where we had to take this ding dong seriously. pitchfork.com/thepitch/tou...
Touching Grass at the Andrew Yang Party
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pitchfork.com
September 24, 2025 at 3:42 PM
God almighty, imagine there was once a world where we had to take this ding dong seriously. pitchfork.com/thepitch/tou...
Yeah real bummed
September 10, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Yeah real bummed
We’ve been treating ourselves to an episode of Miami Vice with dinner. Most of these episodes are new to me, and it’s wild that in the 80s fans basically just got a mini Cinemax movie every week.
September 8, 2025 at 11:29 PM
We’ve been treating ourselves to an episode of Miami Vice with dinner. Most of these episodes are new to me, and it’s wild that in the 80s fans basically just got a mini Cinemax movie every week.
Post a perfect album from the /90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains.
September 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Post a perfect album from the /90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains.
Roger Clemens is an all-time scumbag and shouldn’t be in the hall of fame, and that’s true of Pete Rose also. Fuck em both.
August 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Roger Clemens is an all-time scumbag and shouldn’t be in the hall of fame, and that’s true of Pete Rose also. Fuck em both.
If you’re at the WNBA game and throwing dildos at the players, sorry, but that’s a straight up hate crime and you should be charged accordingly.
August 7, 2025 at 2:33 AM
If you’re at the WNBA game and throwing dildos at the players, sorry, but that’s a straight up hate crime and you should be charged accordingly.
Nope, not giving a single solitary rat’s ass about Hulk Hogan, you can’t make me.
July 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Nope, not giving a single solitary rat’s ass about Hulk Hogan, you can’t make me.
Man, if there was EVER an alternative rock band whose reunion tour was destined to disintegrate into competing lawsuits, it was Jane’s Addiction. Overrated by a mile even in their early 90’s peak, utterly pathetic in 2025.
July 17, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Man, if there was EVER an alternative rock band whose reunion tour was destined to disintegrate into competing lawsuits, it was Jane’s Addiction. Overrated by a mile even in their early 90’s peak, utterly pathetic in 2025.
This sounds 100% bananapants, and I totally want to hear it: www.strandedrecords.com/collections/...
Grateful Dead / John Oswald - Grayfolded 3xLP Important - Stranded Records
Release Date: August 15th, 2025 In 1993, Canadian composer John Oswald was invited by Phil Lesh to transform historical recordings of the Dead into something new, along the lines of what they had atte...
www.strandedrecords.com
July 9, 2025 at 8:51 PM
This sounds 100% bananapants, and I totally want to hear it: www.strandedrecords.com/collections/...
Pretty fucking rad when the president says something about as blatantly anti-Semitic as it gets at a speech yesterday and is actually so stupid that you can't be sure he even knows what he did.
What a country! Hoo boy!
What a country! Hoo boy!
July 5, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Pretty fucking rad when the president says something about as blatantly anti-Semitic as it gets at a speech yesterday and is actually so stupid that you can't be sure he even knows what he did.
What a country! Hoo boy!
What a country! Hoo boy!
MAKE MCDAVID CRY AGAIN
June 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
MAKE MCDAVID CRY AGAIN
Doctor Who SPOILER: RTD brought back another classic-era character, older fans will think it's dumb and younger fans won't have ever heard of them. YMMV, I guess.
May 24, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Doctor Who SPOILER: RTD brought back another classic-era character, older fans will think it's dumb and younger fans won't have ever heard of them. YMMV, I guess.
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New Doctor Who idea just dropped…
do all the moons of Jupiter have their own soccer leagues or just Europa
May 22, 2025 at 10:35 AM
New Doctor Who idea just dropped…
@brattletheatre.bsky.social Re: familiar actor names, it's not Hollywood exactly but none of them crack me up more than when English actors talk about Larry Olivier.
May 21, 2025 at 10:47 AM
@brattletheatre.bsky.social Re: familiar actor names, it's not Hollywood exactly but none of them crack me up more than when English actors talk about Larry Olivier.
All the right people hate #DoctorWho right now and it’s fucking awesome.
May 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
All the right people hate #DoctorWho right now and it’s fucking awesome.
Perhaps an unpopular opinion but I’m gonna let fly:
Fuck Pete Rose.
Fuck Pete Rose.
May 14, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Perhaps an unpopular opinion but I’m gonna let fly:
Fuck Pete Rose.
Fuck Pete Rose.