Paul
@chipocrite.bsky.social
Game Boy musician, hack guitarist, EarthNight Composer, cool dad
This is literally what “99 Luftballoons” is about
February 11, 2026 at 5:51 PM
This is literally what “99 Luftballoons” is about
Everyone is bad at everything except him, did you know that?
Trump: "Reagan was not good on trade ... he had the big shootout with Japan and he folded, and they came in and took our car market ... every president we had over the last 50 years was bad on trade. Every single one. But I'm real good on trade."
February 10, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Everyone is bad at everything except him, did you know that?
I just—
I don’t even know where to start with this shit. Grow up. Get over yourselves. Change your terrible policies and get onboard with the constantly changing world and maybe you’ll win voters back the traditional way.
I don’t even know where to start with this shit. Grow up. Get over yourselves. Change your terrible policies and get onboard with the constantly changing world and maybe you’ll win voters back the traditional way.
Rep. Mark Alford (R-TX) revealed that House Republicans are "investigating" Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show because they suspect it was "much worse than the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction.
House GOP launches Bad Bunny probe: 'Worse than the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction'
Rep. Mark Alford (R-TX) revealed that House Republicans are "investigating" Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show because they suspect it was "much worse than the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction."During a Tuesday interview on Real America's Voice, Alford told the hosts that he and other House Repu...
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February 10, 2026 at 3:39 PM
I just—
I don’t even know where to start with this shit. Grow up. Get over yourselves. Change your terrible policies and get onboard with the constantly changing world and maybe you’ll win voters back the traditional way.
I don’t even know where to start with this shit. Grow up. Get over yourselves. Change your terrible policies and get onboard with the constantly changing world and maybe you’ll win voters back the traditional way.
I watched it with my daughter, was not once offended by anything. My main takeaway was a message of “hey, we’re real people with real lives and real culture, just trying to live and be happy.” If you took offense to that, it’s probably because you’ve been trying to deny those things to someone
February 9, 2026 at 3:23 AM
I watched it with my daughter, was not once offended by anything. My main takeaway was a message of “hey, we’re real people with real lives and real culture, just trying to live and be happy.” If you took offense to that, it’s probably because you’ve been trying to deny those things to someone
I’m not the biggest Geese fan in the world, but I do like a lot of what they do. I’m having a really difficult time figuring out how anyone who watched them play “Trinidad” on SNL could walk away thinking that performance was anything other than spectacular. They did what they do best and killed it.
February 6, 2026 at 8:06 PM
I’m not the biggest Geese fan in the world, but I do like a lot of what they do. I’m having a really difficult time figuring out how anyone who watched them play “Trinidad” on SNL could walk away thinking that performance was anything other than spectacular. They did what they do best and killed it.
Well my work laptop decided today would be the day it would no longer turn back on. RIP I guess. What do I do all day now
February 3, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Well my work laptop decided today would be the day it would no longer turn back on. RIP I guess. What do I do all day now
Yep. He spent years complaining about the government, then had the opportunity to actually do things in the government and either failed or was disappointed to find there was nothing there. So he just goes back to… complaining. Like nothing ever happened.
Putting aside the rant, I can't get over Bongino's lack of shame. After washing out as deputy FBI director because he couldn't handle real work, he just hops back in the podcast chair and does his same conspiracy-fueling nonsense. Just a pathetic dude who should never be taken seriously.
Trump: "These people were brought to our country to vote, & they vote illegally. The Republicans should say, we should take over the voting in at least 15 places. The Republicans ought to nationalize the voting. We have states that I won that show I didn't win. You're gonna see something in Georgia"
February 2, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Yep. He spent years complaining about the government, then had the opportunity to actually do things in the government and either failed or was disappointed to find there was nothing there. So he just goes back to… complaining. Like nothing ever happened.
He looks like a character from Punch Out! in between rounds like when they’re semi beaten up
look at the difference in color between his face and his hand
January 22, 2026 at 3:49 PM
He looks like a character from Punch Out! in between rounds like when they’re semi beaten up
I like when a band has their own font. You know what I mean
January 21, 2026 at 8:05 PM
I like when a band has their own font. You know what I mean
Donald Trump is deeply deeply deeply deeply deeply deeply unwell
January 21, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Donald Trump is deeply deeply deeply deeply deeply deeply unwell
I don’t know what to tell you if you don’t see this as unbelievably racist and hateful and delusional
Trump: "MN is a very corrupt place & the elections are totally corrupt. I feel I won it all 3 times. Nobody has won it since Richard Nixon. It's a rigged state. The Somalians vote as one group even if they're not citizens. They all ought to get the hell out of here. They're bad for our country"
January 20, 2026 at 7:49 PM
I don’t know what to tell you if you don’t see this as unbelievably racist and hateful and delusional
Yo. This Trump press conference is absolutely fucking insane. This man is unbelievably unwell.
January 20, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Yo. This Trump press conference is absolutely fucking insane. This man is unbelievably unwell.
Live your life in such a way that you don’t feel obligated to do dumb shit like this to cover up when you make the tiniest misstep
Trump: Starting on day one, we fully secured the southern boulevard… and think of it, as we were securing southern boulevard, we were securing the southern border.
January 16, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Live your life in such a way that you don’t feel obligated to do dumb shit like this to cover up when you make the tiniest misstep
Despite whatever he thinks he accomplished here, no one will still ever say the words “Nobel Prize winner Donald Trump” because that’s not what he is. And congrats to Machado for again demonstrating to the world how easy it is to get what you want from this disgusting baby
January 15, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Despite whatever he thinks he accomplished here, no one will still ever say the words “Nobel Prize winner Donald Trump” because that’s not what he is. And congrats to Machado for again demonstrating to the world how easy it is to get what you want from this disgusting baby
Said it before, will say it again: I know how history is going to look back on this. I know which side is the right side. We just gotta make it through without falling apart.
Donald Trump is a criminal who should be in jail and not the White House. ICE is a band of lawless goons who shouldn't be allowed to carry guns or badges. And the citizens who peacefully protest the Administration's violence against our nation are the true patriots.
January 15, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Said it before, will say it again: I know how history is going to look back on this. I know which side is the right side. We just gotta make it through without falling apart.
JFC this piece of shit and his “national security.” Just keep saying it, maybe it’ll actually mean something someday
Trump: "Tariffs have helped us stop 8 wars. They've helped us get the best trade numbers we've ever had. They've help us get $18 trillion brought into the country. And maybe above all else, they've given us tremendous national security."
January 14, 2026 at 8:53 PM
JFC this piece of shit and his “national security.” Just keep saying it, maybe it’ll actually mean something someday
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Velazquez: The American people are upset. They did not sign on for this. The most fundamental principle for the American people is fairness and humane policies, not beating the shit out of people, especially vulnerable women and children.
January 14, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Velazquez: The American people are upset. They did not sign on for this. The most fundamental principle for the American people is fairness and humane policies, not beating the shit out of people, especially vulnerable women and children.
If your skin isn’t thick enough to handle some rando shouting out an insult to you, you probably shouldn’t be president, that’s all
January 14, 2026 at 3:26 AM
If your skin isn’t thick enough to handle some rando shouting out an insult to you, you probably shouldn’t be president, that’s all
I’m not sure if it’s worse than I expected or exactly what I expected. But I hoped so bad it wouldn’t be what it is.
Trump’s America, you get executed for disrespecting ICE, Fed Chairs get threatened with criminal indictments if they don’t lower interest rates, and our closest allies for decades are threatened with invasion. We are in a dark place, a place some of us very much expected.
January 12, 2026 at 3:27 AM
I’m not sure if it’s worse than I expected or exactly what I expected. But I hoped so bad it wouldn’t be what it is.
Republicans on the Sunday morning shows are generally always some level of nauseating, but they’ve really kicked things up a few notches this morning. Really just fucking gross. If there is in fact a hell, they’re all going straight there and it’s gonna be brutal for them
January 11, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Republicans on the Sunday morning shows are generally always some level of nauseating, but they’ve really kicked things up a few notches this morning. Really just fucking gross. If there is in fact a hell, they’re all going straight there and it’s gonna be brutal for them
“Do what Donald Trump tells you or die”
Least American shit I’ve ever heard. Go to hell and stay there forever.
Least American shit I’ve ever heard. Go to hell and stay there forever.
Rep. Randy Fine: "It's time for Americans to say 'enough,' and if you get in the way of the government repelling a foreign invasion, you're gonna end up just like that lady did yesterday."
January 8, 2026 at 2:48 PM
“Do what Donald Trump tells you or die”
Least American shit I’ve ever heard. Go to hell and stay there forever.
Least American shit I’ve ever heard. Go to hell and stay there forever.
I hope when these assholes say “well what about Ashli Babbitt?” the response every single time is “ok sure, let’s talk about how it’s also Trump’s fault she’s dead”
January 8, 2026 at 12:23 AM
I hope when these assholes say “well what about Ashli Babbitt?” the response every single time is “ok sure, let’s talk about how it’s also Trump’s fault she’s dead”
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January 6, 2026 at 5:06 PM
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January 1, 2026 at 9:13 PM
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He’s racist. No way around it.
unvarnished gutter racism and Nazism from the president. a disgrace to our country.
December 31, 2025 at 4:40 PM
He’s racist. No way around it.