He’d probably be raising his pinky to the side of his mouth and laughing a lot more

His brain dissolving in real time

I remember the first time I ever was seriously blown away by someone’s home theater was watching Jurassic Park on laserdisc at my uncle’s house. The room was shaking. It was awesome. It’s cool to have such a vivid memory of that kind of thing because we take it for granted nowadays

Super Mario Bros 3
Chips and Cheez Wiz
Crystal Pepsi
Some early-mid 90s Phish show on tape (is that allowed? If not, let’s say Transmissions From the Satellite Heart by the Flaming Lips)

<To the tune of ‘Helter Skelter’> Pepto Bismol (bernernernernernerner) Pepto Bismol

Does Spree count? I’ve always felt that everything about the aesthetic of that candy — from the packaging to the name to the way the pieces themselves look and feel — is way more pleasing than the actual flavor, which is kinda just meh

Ok? And? Even if it’s true, he probably still shouldn’t have shot someone.

Hm hm. If you still have it in a lil bit, let me know. I’ll probably never put the work into it that it really needs just like I never finish any other similar projects :( but I do love 12 strings. Hell I love many numbers of strings

I mean kinda?

Presidential press conferences are not commercial previews for the season finale of a reality tv show

Actually I respect the integrity of the bootlegger artists for sticking to the idea that canonically Dilbert did not piss

Don’t sleep on “Open Border’s”

It’s true. Jan 6th happened, we learned nothing, and it’s very likely to happen again only worse. I don’t like being pessimistic but I also hate feeling like no progress is being made

The giant guitar amp and speaker from the beginning of Back to the Future