Jefe de Máquinas
@chiefofengines.bsky.social
Ships, Lanzarote, Glasgow Celtic, and probably far too much politics, not necessarily in that order.
Is Eireannach mé. Sé / é.
Is Eireannach mé. Sé / é.
Pinned
I fucking hate ships.
Is there anything more peak Irish than being so stuffed full of champ that the only thing feels like it would shift the champ is a pint?
November 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Is there anything more peak Irish than being so stuffed full of champ that the only thing feels like it would shift the champ is a pint?
I kind of feel like my friends need to up their game.
Let it be known that chef bestie has me drunk in BJs at 10:45 am the weekend before Thanksgiving.
November 22, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I kind of feel like my friends need to up their game.
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More Black women are evicted every year than Black men are incarcerated. For profit prisons are one of the leading funders of lobbying against tenants' rights ordinances and for strict no-fault eviction laws. The reason is simple: eviction feeds the carceral state.
November 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
More Black women are evicted every year than Black men are incarcerated. For profit prisons are one of the leading funders of lobbying against tenants' rights ordinances and for strict no-fault eviction laws. The reason is simple: eviction feeds the carceral state.
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I’m not a great political analyst, but I do feel Labour have made a tactical error by opting to be cunts.
November 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I’m not a great political analyst, but I do feel Labour have made a tactical error by opting to be cunts.
All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names.
So he killed the little fuckers.
So he killed the little fuckers.
November 19, 2025 at 7:09 AM
All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names.
So he killed the little fuckers.
So he killed the little fuckers.
A Poem for Winter.
Fuck me it's cold.
Fuck me it's cold.
November 19, 2025 at 6:13 AM
A Poem for Winter.
Fuck me it's cold.
Fuck me it's cold.
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BBC Debate:
Shabana Mahmood: Illegal immigration is tearing the UK apart.
NO!
UK politicians are tearing us apart by pointing at refugees, to cover up the poverty they've caused!
Labour's 20-year waiting list for refugees is just performative cruelty.
Shabana Mahmood: Illegal immigration is tearing the UK apart.
NO!
UK politicians are tearing us apart by pointing at refugees, to cover up the poverty they've caused!
Labour's 20-year waiting list for refugees is just performative cruelty.
Labour tells Refugees: UK is not your home! - BBC Debate
YouTube video by Femi - F Politics!
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November 17, 2025 at 2:10 PM
BBC Debate:
Shabana Mahmood: Illegal immigration is tearing the UK apart.
NO!
UK politicians are tearing us apart by pointing at refugees, to cover up the poverty they've caused!
Labour's 20-year waiting list for refugees is just performative cruelty.
Shabana Mahmood: Illegal immigration is tearing the UK apart.
NO!
UK politicians are tearing us apart by pointing at refugees, to cover up the poverty they've caused!
Labour's 20-year waiting list for refugees is just performative cruelty.
This sounds staggeringly familiar.
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
If this happens. I will never vote Labour again.
This has chilled me to the bone.
If this happens. I will never vote Labour again.
This has chilled me to the bone.
Asylum seekers’ jewellery could be seized to pay for processing costs, says Home Office minister
Idea borrowed from Denmark is latest attempt to reduce number of people seeking asylum in UK
www.theguardian.com
November 18, 2025 at 8:28 AM
This sounds staggeringly familiar.
Every time I have to deal with tourists in an airport, I have to constantly remind myself that they don't serve beer in prison.
November 16, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Every time I have to deal with tourists in an airport, I have to constantly remind myself that they don't serve beer in prison.
My last Lanzarote sunrise for 12 days, heading to the frozen wastelands of England and Ireland to visit family.
November 16, 2025 at 7:39 AM
My last Lanzarote sunrise for 12 days, heading to the frozen wastelands of England and Ireland to visit family.
It's beginning to look a lot like still fucking November.
November 14, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It's beginning to look a lot like still fucking November.
Haven't driven one of these for a while.
November 13, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Haven't driven one of these for a while.
Just Barney going nuts for an olive.
November 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Just Barney going nuts for an olive.
Don't get me wrong, I really like Catherine Connolly and I think that she will be a great president.
But no-one will ever be as great as wee Miggeldy.
But no-one will ever be as great as wee Miggeldy.
November 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Don't get me wrong, I really like Catherine Connolly and I think that she will be a great president.
But no-one will ever be as great as wee Miggeldy.
But no-one will ever be as great as wee Miggeldy.
Our ayuntamiento (local council) have just refused permission for a property to be used as a casino because it is too close to a school.
It was previously a brothel.
It was previously a brothel.
November 10, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Our ayuntamiento (local council) have just refused permission for a property to be used as a casino because it is too close to a school.
It was previously a brothel.
It was previously a brothel.
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Buenos días a tod@s.
November 10, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Buenos días a tod@s.
Buanes tardes desde Lanzarotw
November 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Buanes tardes desde Lanzarotw
I do like an espresso martini.
November 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I do like an espresso martini.
Buenas tardes desde Lanzarote.
November 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Buenas tardes desde Lanzarote.
If we can't all agree that coddle needs to be banned in a United Ireland, then I might just have to join the DUP.
November 7, 2025 at 1:30 AM
If we can't all agree that coddle needs to be banned in a United Ireland, then I might just have to join the DUP.
Big ole moon's gonna shine like a spoon.
November 3, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Big ole moon's gonna shine like a spoon.
If Trump makes it legal for a president to seek a third term of office then Obama should run against him.
November 3, 2025 at 9:54 AM
If Trump makes it legal for a president to seek a third term of office then Obama should run against him.
What is the fucking point of Sir Keith's Labour Party.
Via the Lib Dems: The Liberal Democrats have "led the fight in Parliament" and defeated Farage’s Ten Minute Rule Bill on withdrawing the UK from the European Convention on Human Rights.
The Labour frontbench abstained from the vote, though backbenchers opposed the bill.
The Labour frontbench abstained from the vote, though backbenchers opposed the bill.
October 29, 2025 at 5:02 PM
What is the fucking point of Sir Keith's Labour Party.