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put the coffee on and shudder on out the door !!
i went to a hall's of ween party where the theme was "slutty costumes." unfortunately i didn't have a great time, the social anxieties got the better of me but i simply must share my silly moth outfit
sometimes my body pranks me by waking me up at 6am for no reason. so i get back at her by combining caffeine and weed and alcohol and amphetamines
roller derby is the perfect sport. scoot around and get pushed over by women. what more could i want
why do literally any activity when i could lay down instead
you wouldn't like me... not the REAL me... i'm... cursed.... (restless legs syndrome)
being alive is pretty cool but the problem is all the little fucking Tasks you gotta do to continue being alive
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BREAKING: Scientists have discovered some stupid shit. They were dripping little drops out of their fucking gizmos when they learned about it.
if you can't handle me at my posting bad (embarrassing) you don't deserve me at my posting bad (endearing)
welcome to Melia's Midnight Mealtime. this episode we're checking out "one mojito and honey bunches of oats (soy milk)." three stars.
this has been Melia's Midnight Mealtime, tune in for the next review
you can have fun on the web! but you can also have, a "Bad Time"
Beware the sickly Fog of Discourse, ye Time-Line Rider, lest ye be Afflicted with Poster's Madness
[rocking back and forth, fetal position, sobbing] socialism in our lifetime. socialism in our lifetime
eat the fucking manual bro
this week i'm really gonna turn things around. not like last week when i was gonna turn things around, which didn't count (i was tired)
according to my research, it causes one to "go sickos ha ha yes" while gazing upon the body from outside as it automatically prepares a delectable snack
ahhhh, cannabis marijuanis... the mystical root
it's great that everyone is talking about the drinking and driving fandom lately but it's so shallow. i wish people would get into the heart of the community, drinking and operating heavy machinery
some movies are films. some movies are cinema. this is a Movie type of movie
my review of One Battle After Another: it's an Absolute Movie
need to be hugged by 4 maybe 5 girls at once
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dissociative transgender gnosticism tbh
big square pad with reverb
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My fucking idiot brother insists on dressing the exact same as me except his hat and shirt are a different color. But same overalls and gloves and everything the same style. Including mustache