Chelsea Hensley
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Lit agent. Probably watching Golden Girls. She/her. Chelseahensley.com
This is also my question. It's not a political book much at all and the only interesting thing is the RFK of it all that she very intentionally barely talks about so all that was left was...talking about herself. And the average person has no idea who she is and media people who do no longer care
I'm still kind of confused about who the audience for this book was supposed to be.
“American Canto,” one of the most hyped political books of the year, flopped in bookstores.
December 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
This is also my question. It's not a political book much at all and the only interesting thing is the RFK of it all that she very intentionally barely talks about so all that was left was...talking about herself. And the average person has no idea who she is and media people who do no longer care
I know they aren't entirely comparable but the vibe difference between Messi at Miami and Son Heung-Min at LAFC and Muller at Vancouver is really...stark and not in a complimentary to Messi way. Which is wild because only one of those players and one of those teams just won MLS Cup and MLS MVP.
December 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I know they aren't entirely comparable but the vibe difference between Messi at Miami and Son Heung-Min at LAFC and Muller at Vancouver is really...stark and not in a complimentary to Messi way. Which is wild because only one of those players and one of those teams just won MLS Cup and MLS MVP.
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Israel hunted a 70 year old lady down with a gun drone and then hoovered above to make sure she bled out next to her dying son. They both join almost 1,000 Palestinians Israel has massacred or maimed in its genocide during the "ceasefire".
www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/12...
www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/12...
Israeli drone chases and kills elderly woman in Gaza as attacks continue
At least seven Palestinians killed in Israeli attacks as military pushes deeper beyond truce demarcation line.
www.aljazeera.com
December 8, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Israel hunted a 70 year old lady down with a gun drone and then hoovered above to make sure she bled out next to her dying son. They both join almost 1,000 Palestinians Israel has massacred or maimed in its genocide during the "ceasefire".
www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/12...
www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/12...
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣
Again, Ocampo remains my enemy and if the Whitecaps lose this game it'll be his fault.
December 6, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Again, Ocampo remains my enemy and if the Whitecaps lose this game it'll be his fault.
Also I think anthems during soccer is so stupid considering half the people on the field are from other countries anyway
December 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Also I think anthems during soccer is so stupid considering half the people on the field are from other countries anyway
Does Twellman have in his contract that he has to call all the Miami games? Is that what this is? Is this why we've been cursed? Contract language???
December 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Does Twellman have in his contract that he has to call all the Miami games? Is that what this is? Is this why we've been cursed? Contract language???
Embarrassing for literally every single person involved
December 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Embarrassing for literally every single person involved
That this comes after last year's color, Mocha Mousse (a brown) got so much backlash is like....ok
Pantone’s 2026 color of the year is technically not a color at all — meet Cloud Dancer, the first-ever white shade to receive the designation from the world’s color authority.
Pantone makes a surprising choice for its 2026 color of the year
We did not see that coming.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 2:02 PM
That this comes after last year's color, Mocha Mousse (a brown) got so much backlash is like....ok
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Attacking pre-school teachers because they don’t think Palestinian kids should be bombed to death? Declaring NYC’s first Muslim mayor “our enemy?” Fomenting hatred, even within the Jewish community?
You’re not making anyone safer.🧵
You’re not making anyone safer.🧵
December 3, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Attacking pre-school teachers because they don’t think Palestinian kids should be bombed to death? Declaring NYC’s first Muslim mayor “our enemy?” Fomenting hatred, even within the Jewish community?
You’re not making anyone safer.🧵
You’re not making anyone safer.🧵
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Former Andrea Brown agents Jennifer March Soloway, Paige Terlip, and Jemiscoe Chambers-Black have launched Starling Literary + Media, a boutique literary agency buff.ly/gcEwfQS
December 2, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Former Andrea Brown agents Jennifer March Soloway, Paige Terlip, and Jemiscoe Chambers-Black have launched Starling Literary + Media, a boutique literary agency buff.ly/gcEwfQS
Canada is gonna declare war on us at this rate
If you’re like me and saw their statement without knowing the context (and yes it’s bad):
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
December 2, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Canada is gonna declare war on us at this rate
How many times can I watch Die Hard before Christmas you ask? Well I'm on #5 so we'll see!
December 2, 2025 at 1:23 AM
How many times can I watch Die Hard before Christmas you ask? Well I'm on #5 so we'll see!
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"ooh! what if we—"
what if we stuck to the plan we originally agreed to and i mentally prepared for. what if we did that
what if we stuck to the plan we originally agreed to and i mentally prepared for. what if we did that
November 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
"ooh! what if we—"
what if we stuck to the plan we originally agreed to and i mentally prepared for. what if we did that
what if we stuck to the plan we originally agreed to and i mentally prepared for. what if we did that
Got a Bumble match so did the question game thing and asked "what are you really terrible at?" He writes a novel about trust issues (brave and I sympathize or whatever) but I literally put "cooking. I have trouble with buttered noodles 🥴"
The energy gulf is wide
The energy gulf is wide
November 26, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Got a Bumble match so did the question game thing and asked "what are you really terrible at?" He writes a novel about trust issues (brave and I sympathize or whatever) but I literally put "cooking. I have trouble with buttered noodles 🥴"
The energy gulf is wide
The energy gulf is wide
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Amazing to learn that Isaac Chotiner can apparently just come for you in your replies. Like suddenly realizing you're swimming in open ocean
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Amazing to learn that Isaac Chotiner can apparently just come for you in your replies. Like suddenly realizing you're swimming in open ocean
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This is so incredible. You have to see the photos. These workers held the line for THREE YEARS www.publicsource.org/post-gazette...
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 AM
This is so incredible. You have to see the photos. These workers held the line for THREE YEARS www.publicsource.org/post-gazette...
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I can't speak for what was said at the protests, but seeing people react to an anodyne statement like "sacred spaces should not be used to promote activities in violation of international law" as if it were a vicious slur is clarifying.
Zohran Mamdani chastised a Manhattan synagogue that hosted an event promoting migration to Israel and settlements in occupied territories. His stance further tested his strained relationship with pro-Israel Jews in New York.
Mamdani Response to Protest Inflames Tensions with Jewish Leaders
The mayor-elect chastised a synagogue that hosted an event promoting migration to Israel and settlements in occupied territories. His stance further tested his strained relationship with pro-Israel Jews.
nyti.ms
November 25, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I can't speak for what was said at the protests, but seeing people react to an anodyne statement like "sacred spaces should not be used to promote activities in violation of international law" as if it were a vicious slur is clarifying.
Fallou smiling, Sangbin serving HELLO
November 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Fallou smiling, Sangbin serving HELLO
I'm losing interest in 41 yo and I'm also in mourning so now I'm just being a menace and seeing if he can rise to the occasion
November 24, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I'm losing interest in 41 yo and I'm also in mourning so now I'm just being a menace and seeing if he can rise to the occasion
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My thoughts on AI anything, really.
November 23, 2025 at 2:06 PM
My thoughts on AI anything, really.
WHY does Twellman call all the Miami games? Can we just live????
November 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
WHY does Twellman call all the Miami games? Can we just live????
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We have all normalized it at this point because it never stops, but it is fucking psychotic that the mayor elect of New York City who has never said an anti-Semitic thing in his life has to answer "what do you say to Jews who feel unsafe" as a condition of doing any interview.
November 23, 2025 at 4:35 PM
We have all normalized it at this point because it never stops, but it is fucking psychotic that the mayor elect of New York City who has never said an anti-Semitic thing in his life has to answer "what do you say to Jews who feel unsafe" as a condition of doing any interview.
Edier Ocampo is my enemy but good luck to him
November 23, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Edier Ocampo is my enemy but good luck to him
Vancouver getting ready to run on the field man
November 23, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Vancouver getting ready to run on the field man