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cheekytexts.co.uk 😘 By Mark Watson and Mark Notson. Clamouring for the release of the full cheeky texts.

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Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 14d

Move over, #Inktober. There's a new prompt list in town, and her name is WATTOBER.

Art? Yes. Fanfic? Yes. Memes? Yes. Screenshots? Yes. Poetry? Yes. A secret sixth thing? Yes.

Do one, do them all, but whatever you do, tag #Wattober so I can see. As always, my DMs are open for submissions.

A list of Wattober Prompts, white text on a galaxy background with a white rounded border: 1. Cheeky texts 2. The size of a pizza 3. Unicorn mug 4. Special cuddle 5. Dickbelt 6. Coconut businessman 7. Heron 8. Wumar 9. The Fringe 10. Solid gold legend 11. The Company 12. Fiddly 13. Barred 14. Squash 15. Charity Football Match 16. YHCIH 17. Sexy gentleman 18. Wine 19. Trouser theft 20. Home jumper 21. Yoghurt 22. Drums 23. Bristol City 24. Author 25. Melbourne 26. Curly hair 27. Cheese hatred 28. Running 29. Improvised songs 30. Hiding in audience 31. Orange Bonds

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Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 46m

I'm onto you lot now. If you announce Kitty O'Hemy on the lineup, I now know to clear my entire schedule instead of waiting for the podcast.

Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 1h

I'd be remiss if I didn't take the opportunity to mention...

Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 2h

I say start with Series 5. But I might be a little biased.

Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 6h

Like, to give one example, I’ve been texting you since July 10th without hearing back.

Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 1d

Sometimes (I’m only saying this to clear the air) you can be a bit distant.

Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 1d

😘 Nothing but the highest calibre of cheek for my muse!

Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 2d

It's not working for me. I think that's a sign I need to take yours. 😘

Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 2d

Just found out that whoever looks at it, the missing letter is their own surname initial. Very ingenious.

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Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 2d

Look, if you're into someone who can make things 'genuinely awkward,' I'm your guy. I don't even need to suckle on Alex's nipple to do so. It just comes naturally.

Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 3d

Some very cute fanart just in time for #Wattober

arwolf 🐾🎃 @otterrix.bsky.social · 3d

anxious wolfhound and the sheep that thinks hes a genius

Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 3d

What do you say we skive off work and spend the day in each other's arms?

Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 4d

Bit improved this morning, thanks to your lovely smile. Wouldn't mind if you brought me some chicken soup, though.

Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 5d

Still getting that tag wrong, I see. Ahem. #Wattober 😘

Michelle Brady @dolorsitametish.bsky.social · 5d

Another No More Jockeys #drawtober comic! In this one, we play everyone's favorite game, Big or Small, Thick or Dainty!

A 'comic book' page done in black linework and Ben-Day dots with yellow accents. It portrays a moment from No More Jockeys set 4, game 7, right at the very start. Key asks whether his cup is big or small, Horne counters with a question of whether his is thick or dainty. There's some confusion over how to close one's eyes, and when Watson appears, he's asked to close his eyes and guess, big or thick, small or dainty as the other two ATLs drink from their cups. It does not go well for him. Only one or two of the drawings are terribly unflattering.

Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 5d

I've been sworn to secrecy. (But I think only one of us got addicted to Simon Whistler video essays during lockdown.) 🤐😘

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Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 5d

I’ve not been feeling too good today. You would make it better.

Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 6d

Mate – this is really awkward – the ££ isn’t in my account yet?

Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 6d

(9:10 if you're watching without ads)

Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 6d

Psst. A little birdie told me that if you start watching S5E5 at 9:05 tonight, the countdown should hit 8:00:00:00:00:00 right when Alex pulls out the book of Cheeky Texts.

Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 7d

What are we calling this? Cheeky Text Day? The Cheeky Textaversary? Well, whatever it is, happy 8 years to @watsoncomedian.bsky.social and all of the cheeky text fans!

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Of course I didn't forget your present!
www.cheekytexts.co.uk

Screenshot of a website. The top half is black with white text and reads: Cheeky Texts
Clamouring for the release of Mark Watson's cheeky texts for...
7 years : 11 months : 29 days : 19 hours : 35 minutes : 17 seconds
The bottom half is white with black texts and reads:
Random Cheek
I'd like to take you to the Taskmaster House, if you catch my drift.
There is a button labelled 'another!' at the bottom.

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Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 7d

(She's new in town and still a bit insecure, but she's doing her best.)

Screenshot of a browser showing the URL www.cheekytexts.co.uk and a 'Not secure' alert

Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 7d

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Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 7d

Unsolicited Bic Pic

A young, clean shaven Mark Watson bites gently on the cap of a blue Bic Cristal.

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Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 8d

Are you going to bring me flowers tomorrow? 💐

I've got something lovely planned, for just the two of us.

Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 8d

Yet another custom book!?

Look, I know the truth. All of these contestants are just desperate for a piece of this sweet, sweet textual clamouring action.

Well, they can't have it. Not from this guy. I'm only here for Mark's texts. And you. 😘

(And maybe that tour map, if it ever texts me back.)

Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 9d

6' is actually considered 'tall,' you know. And sometimes the hair adds 3".

Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 9d

Yeah, he's 6'3 and has a lot of badges and eats chicken soup in the lab, but other than that, what's he got that I don't?

Does he have a heart wrenching solo task that will make you love and weep and yearn and mourn?

Well. Maybe. But not that we've seen! Yet you're still obsessed with him!

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Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 10d

We've somehow evaded the censors, so far.