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cheekytexts.co.uk 😘 By Mark Watson and Mark Notson. Clamouring for the release of the full cheeky texts.
I don't know! I did find one I missed... I just can't figure out where the other one is (or isn't, as the case may be) or how it happened. It's not like I was on a deserted island or something!

They'll never release the cheeky texts at this rate...
December 7, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I know I've let everyone down. I'm gutted.
December 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I think I need to open a bottle of wine, lie down, and have a think about what my next steps are.
December 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
You're serious!? I honestly missed two? I had a calendar and everything! How could this have happened?

I wasn't even expecting points, it was just a stunt to try to get the cheeky texts released, but...
December 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
...what?

No, sorry, that can't be right. I've posted one every day since 10/7, that's 150 days.
December 7, 2025 at 5:19 PM
No, MARK WATSON.

I've previously drawn a hard line about revealing the authorship of any particular texts, but taking the blame for this one is too hard for me to swallow.

Firmly brace yourself. Tomorrow's even worse. (Better? 😘)
December 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Come on, now. Have you ever seen a Mark Watson show that isn't weird?
December 4, 2025 at 8:54 AM
But I heard you'd bought tickets... 😘
December 4, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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"if"? What am i thinking? I'm addressing the man who sent Greg Davies a cheeky text 150 times, of course you're going to do it.
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Obviously you're going to forget to do it once, making the whole thing pointless, but Mark... that's why we love you.
November 30, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Couldn't have said it better myself. Pointless to Greg, but won the hearts of the people.

It remains to be seen if that love can endure Mark's seat reclamation scheme.
November 30, 2025 at 11:32 AM