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@chambraigne.com
This product is not for everyone. Only for those who buy, and choose to use, the product.
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There she is, Bob. Brains!
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A username I will never forget for as long as I live is "shota through the heart, and yuri to blame"
February 12, 2026 at 4:44 PM
A username I will never forget for as long as I live is "shota through the heart, and yuri to blame"
bring back the footlong beef n cheesy
February 12, 2026 at 5:57 PM
bring back the footlong beef n cheesy
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"Top Assitarian Staples,” include “Bananas (firm, not overripe; peeled).”
RFK Jr's Nutrition Chatbot Recommends Best Foods to Insert Into Your Rectum
"Top Assitarian Staples,” include “Bananas (firm, not overripe; peeled).”
www.404media.co
February 10, 2026 at 10:15 PM
"Top Assitarian Staples,” include “Bananas (firm, not overripe; peeled).”
had the spaghetti dream again
February 11, 2026 at 3:18 AM
had the spaghetti dream again
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Hey, excited to introduce myself. I’m the guy at YouTube who set it up so when you watch a video labelled “Episode 8” the next video to play is “Episode 11.” I get paid $200,000 a year and my children don’t talk to me
February 10, 2026 at 11:31 AM
Hey, excited to introduce myself. I’m the guy at YouTube who set it up so when you watch a video labelled “Episode 8” the next video to play is “Episode 11.” I get paid $200,000 a year and my children don’t talk to me
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imagine being this beloved online and throwing it all away to do a crypto ad. absolutely pathetic lol
February 9, 2026 at 3:11 AM
imagine being this beloved online and throwing it all away to do a crypto ad. absolutely pathetic lol
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I never noticed this either.
February 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I never noticed this either.
sometimes i wonder if my last major accomplishment was 10 years ago when i compressed vince.gif so hard i could upload it as a slack emoji
February 7, 2026 at 11:11 PM
sometimes i wonder if my last major accomplishment was 10 years ago when i compressed vince.gif so hard i could upload it as a slack emoji
it’s all fun and games until we find out hybe’s debuting her later this year
February 7, 2026 at 5:46 PM
it’s all fun and games until we find out hybe’s debuting her later this year
went to the weather sites to check out the dangling of the arctic scrote and decided this clickbait needed a new picture
February 7, 2026 at 3:30 AM
went to the weather sites to check out the dangling of the arctic scrote and decided this clickbait needed a new picture
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I heard a loud thump and found this:
February 5, 2026 at 11:37 PM
I heard a loud thump and found this:
as the person who did all the shit with the stuff or whatever, it was an honor to play God with the cast of my favorite movie, “Don’t Play God”
The bizarre, de-aged Jurassic Park ad is another example of doing something because you could and not because you should. aftermath.site/jurassic-park-...
February 6, 2026 at 6:19 PM
as the person who did all the shit with the stuff or whatever, it was an honor to play God with the cast of my favorite movie, “Don’t Play God”
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![A classic tweet from @kennykeil
[Bluto subtweeting after getting his ass whooped]
I don't know who needs to hear this but spinach isn't a personality](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dwqmtoy5uzacqe3bt5ib44oo/bafkreidsxaapkreaeus7oqavtvgeqb6u6jnd57gcutdxtcw4mgluiszimi@jpeg)
having a very intrusive thought of janet jackson’s rhythm nation but it’s a 2026 version spelled “rizz ‘em nation”. somehow david guetta is involved
February 5, 2026 at 6:09 PM
having a very intrusive thought of janet jackson’s rhythm nation but it’s a 2026 version spelled “rizz ‘em nation”. somehow david guetta is involved
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After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all
February 4, 2026 at 5:02 PM
After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all
"le zenith" is french for "the zenith"
February 5, 2026 at 4:34 AM
"le zenith" is french for "the zenith"
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great punchline
ai generated podcasts hosted by playstation characters are a great idea, and let me, a definitely real person, tell you why www.polygon.com/playstation-...
Why AI-generated PlayStation podcasts are a good thing
Guest column by Someone Who Is Definitely a Real Person
www.polygon.com
February 3, 2026 at 11:53 PM
great punchline
*rihanna voice* your milk's got
Health officials in New Mexico are warning against consuming raw dairy products after a newborn baby in the state died from a listeria infection that they say was likely contracted when the baby's mother drank raw milk during pregnancy.
New Mexico warns against consuming raw milk after newborn dies from listeria
While the New Mexico Department of Health said it cannot pinpoint the baby's exact cause of death, officials believe it could have been linked to the mother drinking raw milk during pregnancy.
nbcnews.to
February 4, 2026 at 5:44 AM
*rihanna voice* your milk's got
"what are you, nervous?"
her: you better not be fucked up looking moai head from the god hand prototype build when i get there
me:
me:
February 4, 2026 at 5:35 AM
"what are you, nervous?"
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In 2023, I posted about a bizarre Dolce & Gabbana shirt featuring Mario standing in a beam of light alongside text praising him. I have tracked down the source of the image, which was a splash page in the E3 2000 brochure. Now the venerated Mario can be seen in high quality.
February 3, 2026 at 5:57 PM
In 2023, I posted about a bizarre Dolce & Gabbana shirt featuring Mario standing in a beam of light alongside text praising him. I have tracked down the source of the image, which was a splash page in the E3 2000 brochure. Now the venerated Mario can be seen in high quality.
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I'm so glad this is a year round event 😭
February 2, 2026 at 6:15 PM
I'm so glad this is a year round event 😭