Chad Floyd
@chadfloyd.bsky.social
📍Charlotte NC. Real estate broker, former podcaster, cooking and college football enthusiast, and will (sky?) a lot about my lovely mutt, Duck.
“That’s the guy who’ll shiv you versus the guy that’ll crush your skull, right?”
- the second date I went on articulating the difference between Jonas Valanciunas and Nikola Jokic
Guys we might have a real one
- the second date I went on articulating the difference between Jonas Valanciunas and Nikola Jokic
Guys we might have a real one
December 8, 2025 at 5:11 AM
“That’s the guy who’ll shiv you versus the guy that’ll crush your skull, right?”
- the second date I went on articulating the difference between Jonas Valanciunas and Nikola Jokic
Guys we might have a real one
- the second date I went on articulating the difference between Jonas Valanciunas and Nikola Jokic
Guys we might have a real one
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2014-2022: The “the committee is always biased in favor of Bama and gives them lots of undeserved freebies” thing was frequently repeated, but not really true
2023-2025: It’s true now lmao!
2023-2025: It’s true now lmao!
December 7, 2025 at 5:38 PM
2014-2022: The “the committee is always biased in favor of Bama and gives them lots of undeserved freebies” thing was frequently repeated, but not really true
2023-2025: It’s true now lmao!
2023-2025: It’s true now lmao!
It doesn’t matter at all, but fuck right off giving Ohio State the 2 seed
December 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
It doesn’t matter at all, but fuck right off giving Ohio State the 2 seed
“Duke” and “Bull City” (which is on their helmets) is quite literally the best oxymoron of the weekend
December 7, 2025 at 4:53 AM
“Duke” and “Bull City” (which is on their helmets) is quite literally the best oxymoron of the weekend
Was out here appreciating Curt Cignetti and apparently Duke fucked up somehow
December 7, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Was out here appreciating Curt Cignetti and apparently Duke fucked up somehow
Spot the difference between Chris “The Bear” Felicia and Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys
I can’t
I can’t
December 7, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Spot the difference between Chris “The Bear” Felicia and Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys
I can’t
I can’t
Alabama deep in their bullshit bucket to get to *checks score* double digits
December 7, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Alabama deep in their bullshit bucket to get to *checks score* double digits
Cash Jones’ usage rate (when on the field): 100%
Cash Jones’ success rate: 0%
Cash Jones’ success rate: 0%
December 6, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Cash Jones’ usage rate (when on the field): 100%
Cash Jones’ success rate: 0%
Cash Jones’ success rate: 0%
Thank you @itsfelder.bsky.social and @celebrityhottub.bsky.social for the hour of UNC football therapy
December 5, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Thank you @itsfelder.bsky.social and @celebrityhottub.bsky.social for the hour of UNC football therapy
Unironically my favorite SEC hire this cycle if it happens
SOURCES: Kentucky is targeting Oregon offensive coordinator Will Stein to be its next head coach, @theathletic.com has learned.
Stein is a Louisville native and former Louisville Cardinals QB. The 36-year-old has done a good job at Oregon with multiple QBs. (Yahoo first reported)
Stein is a Louisville native and former Louisville Cardinals QB. The 36-year-old has done a good job at Oregon with multiple QBs. (Yahoo first reported)
December 2, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Unironically my favorite SEC hire this cycle if it happens
All of the Chick Fil A testimonial ads are awful, but my god does the new one where the dad, presumably a fully-formed adult, describes their macaroni and cheese as “ooey gooey”
Use your developed frontal lobe and real words, my guy.
Use your developed frontal lobe and real words, my guy.
December 1, 2025 at 11:25 PM
All of the Chick Fil A testimonial ads are awful, but my god does the new one where the dad, presumably a fully-formed adult, describes their macaroni and cheese as “ooey gooey”
Use your developed frontal lobe and real words, my guy.
Use your developed frontal lobe and real words, my guy.
Hashtag let JMU in over the ACC champion
November 30, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Hashtag let JMU in over the ACC champion
With great turkey responsibility comes stealth 10am beers
November 27, 2025 at 3:15 PM
With great turkey responsibility comes stealth 10am beers
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
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Wow! Who knew eating disco turkey could absolutely destroy the mind?! Our mascot Boogie is out there letting people know not to eat turkey tomorrow, just to be safe #ostentationnation
@milbpromos.bsky.social
@milbpromos.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Wow! Who knew eating disco turkey could absolutely destroy the mind?! Our mascot Boogie is out there letting people know not to eat turkey tomorrow, just to be safe #ostentationnation
@milbpromos.bsky.social
@milbpromos.bsky.social
At the behest of @stevengodfrey.bsky.social and with my mother’s surprisingly effusive blessing, some form of Cajun style rice has been approved for the Wednesday night pre-Thanksgiving dinner. I’m not a good photo taker, but I’m open to notes.
November 26, 2025 at 9:29 PM
At the behest of @stevengodfrey.bsky.social and with my mother’s surprisingly effusive blessing, some form of Cajun style rice has been approved for the Wednesday night pre-Thanksgiving dinner. I’m not a good photo taker, but I’m open to notes.
Good Christ the 49ers are on the take and the Panthers are like “nah don’t look at us”
Before I could post that Purdy threw another pick
Before I could post that Purdy threw another pick
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Good Christ the 49ers are on the take and the Panthers are like “nah don’t look at us”
Before I could post that Purdy threw another pick
Before I could post that Purdy threw another pick
How are you gonna throw a pick on first and goal from the 1 man
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
How are you gonna throw a pick on first and goal from the 1 man
I thought I had a call when the feed cut out during the discotech rocky top, realizing I didn’t have a call I thought it broke my phone. That was cursed @hollyanderson.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I thought I had a call when the feed cut out during the discotech rocky top, realizing I didn’t have a call I thought it broke my phone. That was cursed @hollyanderson.bsky.social
Haynes King is volunteering for hits this week that he will not be so sure about next week
November 23, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Haynes King is volunteering for hits this week that he will not be so sure about next week
In retrospect…
Woulda been way funnier if Nebraska visited Penn State without Rhule signed to an extension
Woulda been way funnier if Nebraska visited Penn State without Rhule signed to an extension
November 23, 2025 at 2:39 AM
In retrospect…
Woulda been way funnier if Nebraska visited Penn State without Rhule signed to an extension
Woulda been way funnier if Nebraska visited Penn State without Rhule signed to an extension
Utah K State, palette cleanser of the century
November 23, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Utah K State, palette cleanser of the century
Every team in the SEC should get Arkansas the week after playing Georgia to allow their quarterback to regain his composure.
November 22, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Every team in the SEC should get Arkansas the week after playing Georgia to allow their quarterback to regain his composure.
Briefly considered that UNC could theoretically become bowl-eligible (curse of the century right there) but it did cause me to consider:
Would we rather see a @dukesmayobowl.bsky.social bath for Dabo or Belichick?
Would we rather see a @dukesmayobowl.bsky.social bath for Dabo or Belichick?
November 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Briefly considered that UNC could theoretically become bowl-eligible (curse of the century right there) but it did cause me to consider:
Would we rather see a @dukesmayobowl.bsky.social bath for Dabo or Belichick?
Would we rather see a @dukesmayobowl.bsky.social bath for Dabo or Belichick?