Lord Whitmore Reans
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Misanthrope, living in two places in Staffordshire. I don’t have a home. I just have two places where I sleep. I like dogs. I make things. One day I will finally catch up with #TheArchers
Hmm.
So.
Does this perhaps, might, maybe, erm. Represent what something we called ‘drinking at the Furry Cup.’ 😉
So.
Does this perhaps, might, maybe, erm. Represent what something we called ‘drinking at the Furry Cup.’ 😉
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December 17, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Hmm.
So.
Does this perhaps, might, maybe, erm. Represent what something we called ‘drinking at the Furry Cup.’ 😉
So.
Does this perhaps, might, maybe, erm. Represent what something we called ‘drinking at the Furry Cup.’ 😉
Why can’t Tony drive the tractor? #TheArchers
December 16, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Why can’t Tony drive the tractor? #TheArchers
Isn’t Esmé just a dairy farm. Why is Pat showing her the plums? #TheArchers
December 16, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Isn’t Esmé just a dairy farm. Why is Pat showing her the plums? #TheArchers
“Have you tried looking behind the Parsnips?” 😀
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
December 16, 2025 at 7:05 PM
“Have you tried looking behind the Parsnips?” 😀
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
Hello, good evening & welcome back on track with #TheArchers
December 16, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Hello, good evening & welcome back on track with #TheArchers
Catching up with #TheArchers (Insert Beaver Joke here) 😀
December 16, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Catching up with #TheArchers (Insert Beaver Joke here) 😀
All caught up with #TheArchers Lawrence being *SO* racist he’s a nasty piece of work. I’m glad the Maliks aren’t going back to Pakistan as they’re lovely characters. Fucking Eddy and his Grundy Schemes, taking the washing machine apart. What was he thinking. Oh it’s Eddy he wasn’t thinking.
December 16, 2025 at 2:25 PM
All caught up with #TheArchers Lawrence being *SO* racist he’s a nasty piece of work. I’m glad the Maliks aren’t going back to Pakistan as they’re lovely characters. Fucking Eddy and his Grundy Schemes, taking the washing machine apart. What was he thinking. Oh it’s Eddy he wasn’t thinking.
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Lived in Wolves for 35 years. My handle ‘Lord Whitmore Reans’ comes from the area I lived in. It was an area with a ‘reputation’. I had colleagues that lived in Heath town, Low Hill & Blakenhall. All areas with a ‘reputation’ as well.
They’d say to me: “Man! You live in ‘Reans!?”
They’d say to me: “Man! You live in ‘Reans!?”
It's wild. We have so many real problems as a country, and instead a large chunk of our political class would rather hallucinate that one of the safest big global cities in the world is actually dangerous.
The "London = most dangerous place on the planet" discourse is still going strong on Twitter
I've actually been surprised by how little I've felt threatened as a woman in London (having lived in Tooting and Peckham)
I loved growing up in Nottingham, but I had much, much worse experiences there tbh
I've actually been surprised by how little I've felt threatened as a woman in London (having lived in Tooting and Peckham)
I loved growing up in Nottingham, but I had much, much worse experiences there tbh
December 13, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Lived in Wolves for 35 years. My handle ‘Lord Whitmore Reans’ comes from the area I lived in. It was an area with a ‘reputation’. I had colleagues that lived in Heath town, Low Hill & Blakenhall. All areas with a ‘reputation’ as well.
They’d say to me: “Man! You live in ‘Reans!?”
They’d say to me: “Man! You live in ‘Reans!?”
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December 12, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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If I’d ‘earned’ 410million quid in 2020 Why would I turn up to work anymore. I wouldn’t. I’m not sure what I’d be doing* I know I wouldn’t be going to work anymore.
*Probably sitting in my undies, drunk & watching daytime TV & The TV wouldn’t have to be *That* big or the booze *that* expensive.
*Probably sitting in my undies, drunk & watching daytime TV & The TV wouldn’t have to be *That* big or the booze *that* expensive.
Bet365 CEO Denise Coates paid herself £277,000,000 this year, and £410,000,000 in 2020.
This was more than 20,000x the Minimum Wage that she paid most of her workers.
The betting industry needs to be taxed, heavily.
This was more than 20,000x the Minimum Wage that she paid most of her workers.
The betting industry needs to be taxed, heavily.
December 12, 2025 at 11:32 PM
If I’d ‘earned’ 410million quid in 2020 Why would I turn up to work anymore. I wouldn’t. I’m not sure what I’d be doing* I know I wouldn’t be going to work anymore.
*Probably sitting in my undies, drunk & watching daytime TV & The TV wouldn’t have to be *That* big or the booze *that* expensive.
*Probably sitting in my undies, drunk & watching daytime TV & The TV wouldn’t have to be *That* big or the booze *that* expensive.
I assume this will be available in your shop
December 12, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I assume this will be available in your shop
That’s not one I know. But it’s wonderful. Quite often with Larson’s work if you know the cartoon all you need is the caption. A particular favourite of mine is:
“Bummer of a birthmark, Hal.”
#IYKYK & You’re now laughing.
“Bummer of a birthmark, Hal.”
#IYKYK & You’re now laughing.
Every Far Side cartoon is amazing, but having a science background, this is my personal favourite
The cow slapping the man and his glasses coming off sends me every time
The cow slapping the man and his glasses coming off sends me every time
December 12, 2025 at 7:04 PM
That’s not one I know. But it’s wonderful. Quite often with Larson’s work if you know the cartoon all you need is the caption. A particular favourite of mine is:
“Bummer of a birthmark, Hal.”
#IYKYK & You’re now laughing.
“Bummer of a birthmark, Hal.”
#IYKYK & You’re now laughing.
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Right, Christmas cake is being decorated this weekend... I need inspiration. This was last years effort, no fondant (🤮) all hand dyed and hand cut holly leaves made of marzipan!
December 12, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Right, Christmas cake is being decorated this weekend... I need inspiration. This was last years effort, no fondant (🤮) all hand dyed and hand cut holly leaves made of marzipan!
HA! 🤣😂 40 years ago. When I was at Poly’ I shared a house with ‘Cockney’ Alan.
“I’m not a fucking Cockney. I come from Kingston.”
“Well you sound like a fucking Cockney to us.”
“I’m not a fucking Cockney. I come from Kingston.”
“Well you sound like a fucking Cockney to us.”
It's Dick Van Dyke's 100th birthday tomorrow, which reminds me of the great film fact that "Cockney" is a Hollywood invention and no one spoke like that before Mary Poppins.
December 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
HA! 🤣😂 40 years ago. When I was at Poly’ I shared a house with ‘Cockney’ Alan.
“I’m not a fucking Cockney. I come from Kingston.”
“Well you sound like a fucking Cockney to us.”
“I’m not a fucking Cockney. I come from Kingston.”
“Well you sound like a fucking Cockney to us.”
Check these bad boys out. Now wrap one in bacon. #CumberlandSausage #PigsInABlanket
I’m thinking you’d wrap bacon round the sausage then coil it back into shape. Next you’d make a Yorkshire pudding the same diameter as the sausage. Or perhaps do the whole thing as toad in the hole?
I’m thinking you’d wrap bacon round the sausage then coil it back into shape. Next you’d make a Yorkshire pudding the same diameter as the sausage. Or perhaps do the whole thing as toad in the hole?
December 12, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Check these bad boys out. Now wrap one in bacon. #CumberlandSausage #PigsInABlanket
I’m thinking you’d wrap bacon round the sausage then coil it back into shape. Next you’d make a Yorkshire pudding the same diameter as the sausage. Or perhaps do the whole thing as toad in the hole?
I’m thinking you’d wrap bacon round the sausage then coil it back into shape. Next you’d make a Yorkshire pudding the same diameter as the sausage. Or perhaps do the whole thing as toad in the hole?
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December 10, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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An interesting culinary concept. I’m wondering if the rest of the octopus is shoved in the Turkey and what the cooking time would be.
December 10, 2025 at 5:58 PM
An interesting culinary concept. I’m wondering if the rest of the octopus is shoved in the Turkey and what the cooking time would be.
I have just found out that Joan Baez did a version of ‘Matty Groves’
Sadly I don’t think it’s very good. The song is a story of Lust, infidelity & murder.
To me her version is like a shopping list of some stuff that happened.
Sadly I don’t think it’s very good. The song is a story of Lust, infidelity & murder.
To me her version is like a shopping list of some stuff that happened.
Matty Groves
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December 10, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I have just found out that Joan Baez did a version of ‘Matty Groves’
Sadly I don’t think it’s very good. The song is a story of Lust, infidelity & murder.
To me her version is like a shopping list of some stuff that happened.
Sadly I don’t think it’s very good. The song is a story of Lust, infidelity & murder.
To me her version is like a shopping list of some stuff that happened.
WTF #Pennyworth is getting proper weird:
“When the moon is full. Bring me the left hand of a murderer & a red rose.”
“When the moon is full. Bring me the left hand of a murderer & a red rose.”
December 8, 2025 at 2:04 AM
WTF #Pennyworth is getting proper weird:
“When the moon is full. Bring me the left hand of a murderer & a red rose.”
“When the moon is full. Bring me the left hand of a murderer & a red rose.”
I thought #TheBoys was dark. I’m now watching #Pennyworth
Christ on a bike!
Not really sure how it fits into the #Batman universe though.
Christ on a bike!
Not really sure how it fits into the #Batman universe though.
December 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I thought #TheBoys was dark. I’m now watching #Pennyworth
Christ on a bike!
Not really sure how it fits into the #Batman universe though.
Christ on a bike!
Not really sure how it fits into the #Batman universe though.
The moon is looking glorious again this evening. Maybe pop out for a look at her. If you’ve got the chance.
December 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
The moon is looking glorious again this evening. Maybe pop out for a look at her. If you’ve got the chance.