Lord Whitmore Reans
@cha0tic.bsky.social
Misanthrope, living in two places in Staffordshire. I don’t have a home. I just have two places where I sleep. I like dogs. I make things. One day I will finally catch up with #TheArchers
I made it. I did get lucky with some of the questions as it’s what we called at school a ‘multiple guess’ exam :)
December 19, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I made it. I did get lucky with some of the questions as it’s what we called at school a ‘multiple guess’ exam :)
I have this in my reminders app’ . At some point I’m hoping I will. There was something that came into my head. That I had to remember. Then it evaporated. I can’t remember what it was though. I was hoping this would remind me.
December 17, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I have this in my reminders app’ . At some point I’m hoping I will. There was something that came into my head. That I had to remember. Then it evaporated. I can’t remember what it was though. I was hoping this would remind me.
Things Tubular? A harsh criticism of Mr Oldfield?
December 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Things Tubular? A harsh criticism of Mr Oldfield?
Why can’t I get a good picture of The Moon. The picture is what the internet tells me is a waxing gibbous moon 🤷🏻♂️
It is behind some Mackerel Clouds.
This is a bad picture of something that induced awe & wonder in me
It is behind some Mackerel Clouds.
This is a bad picture of something that induced awe & wonder in me
December 7, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Why can’t I get a good picture of The Moon. The picture is what the internet tells me is a waxing gibbous moon 🤷🏻♂️
It is behind some Mackerel Clouds.
This is a bad picture of something that induced awe & wonder in me
It is behind some Mackerel Clouds.
This is a bad picture of something that induced awe & wonder in me
The corner shop has these reduced to a quid. I quite like them. I’m wondering if they’re reduced because no one likes them.
December 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
The corner shop has these reduced to a quid. I quite like them. I’m wondering if they’re reduced because no one likes them.
Being 79.6 kg or is it the scales themselves that’s going to kill. Me?
December 3, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Being 79.6 kg or is it the scales themselves that’s going to kill. Me?
I had these two posts turn up in my timeline. Both quote posts by @rhianwilliams.bsky.social I know I should do alt text. I can’t. I’m too horrified.
December 2, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I had these two posts turn up in my timeline. Both quote posts by @rhianwilliams.bsky.social I know I should do alt text. I can’t. I’m too horrified.
So.
That’s me.
I’m not as heavy as I thought I was. 79.6kg.
With dog it comes in at…
88.2kg.
So paddy weighs. 8.6kg.
That’s me.
I’m not as heavy as I thought I was. 79.6kg.
With dog it comes in at…
88.2kg.
So paddy weighs. 8.6kg.
December 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM
So.
That’s me.
I’m not as heavy as I thought I was. 79.6kg.
With dog it comes in at…
88.2kg.
So paddy weighs. 8.6kg.
That’s me.
I’m not as heavy as I thought I was. 79.6kg.
With dog it comes in at…
88.2kg.
So paddy weighs. 8.6kg.
A big glorious sky day over the village.
December 2, 2025 at 2:45 PM
A big glorious sky day over the village.
2 minutes & 30 seconds. The ear is off the skunk. Coming up on 7 minutes and the squeaker has been pulled out. #JRT #DestructoDog
December 2, 2025 at 11:54 AM
2 minutes & 30 seconds. The ear is off the skunk. Coming up on 7 minutes and the squeaker has been pulled out. #JRT #DestructoDog
I am watching #JohnWick & have Paddy sitting on my lap. Of course I’m fucking upset. And if I had the skills I would go on a completely reasonable murderous rampage.
December 1, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I am watching #JohnWick & have Paddy sitting on my lap. Of course I’m fucking upset. And if I had the skills I would go on a completely reasonable murderous rampage.
Scottish fried meat products (Haggis, white pudding and another one which I forget the name of but it’s quite sweet), fried egg & fried bread. I bet my arteries are harder than yours.
November 30, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Scottish fried meat products (Haggis, white pudding and another one which I forget the name of but it’s quite sweet), fried egg & fried bread. I bet my arteries are harder than yours.
#SundayPix #SundayPixBelovedCritters Young Paddy AKA Pip-pip-pippety-pip AKA Paddy whack.
November 30, 2025 at 12:02 PM
#SundayPix #SundayPixBelovedCritters Young Paddy AKA Pip-pip-pippety-pip AKA Paddy whack.
#SundayPix #SundayPixBelovedCritters my boss’s dog Betty AKA Betty Boo Boo
November 30, 2025 at 11:46 AM
#SundayPix #SundayPixBelovedCritters my boss’s dog Betty AKA Betty Boo Boo
November 30, 2025 at 11:42 AM
It’s all a bit frosty.
November 26, 2025 at 8:32 AM
It’s all a bit frosty.
Still quite spectacular though.
November 24, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Still quite spectacular though.
Bugger! Just missed the sign for Shap.
November 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Bugger! Just missed the sign for Shap.
Had a local beverage last night.
November 23, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Had a local beverage last night.
The Tay road bridge at night.
November 22, 2025 at 10:03 PM
The Tay road bridge at night.
On the way to Cupar. Now in a Fisher & Donaldson for Stovies.
November 22, 2025 at 12:22 PM
On the way to Cupar. Now in a Fisher & Donaldson for Stovies.
Abroad for the weekend.
November 21, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Abroad for the weekend.
Archery is great fun. I did it at school. This was earlier in the summer. The castle had an open day and one of the activities was archery. The group top left & the single one bottom right is because they’d put balloons on the target.
November 19, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Archery is great fun. I did it at school. This was earlier in the summer. The castle had an open day and one of the activities was archery. The group top left & the single one bottom right is because they’d put balloons on the target.
“Waiter. What’s this?”
“It’s Bean stew sir.”
“I don’t know what it’s been. I want to know what it is now.”*
#OldJoke
*There’s also Chorizo in it as well.
“It’s Bean stew sir.”
“I don’t know what it’s been. I want to know what it is now.”*
#OldJoke
*There’s also Chorizo in it as well.
November 17, 2025 at 10:06 PM
“Waiter. What’s this?”
“It’s Bean stew sir.”
“I don’t know what it’s been. I want to know what it is now.”*
#OldJoke
*There’s also Chorizo in it as well.
“It’s Bean stew sir.”
“I don’t know what it’s been. I want to know what it is now.”*
#OldJoke
*There’s also Chorizo in it as well.