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Curmudgeonly Capricorn
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Horary & health astrology. Not a medical provider.
(I never DM to beg clients)
Podcast: See By Starlight
www.seebystarlight.com
You only get to call it "mutual aid" if everyone receiving aid also gives something back to others.

That's LITERALLY THE DEFINITION OF THE WORD MUTUAL.

There is nothing wrong with "aid distribution" or "charity."

Stop butchering language by calling things the wrong words.

/rant
August 22, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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if anyone replies to this with “you just have the wrong size” i WILL hunt you for sport

#comic
August 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Parties always remind of what a nerd I am.
For example, last night at a friend's bday party, people were talking about loving the cheese platter.
My first thought was "Cheese is high in a chemical called Tyrosine, a neurological exhilarant. That's why we love it so much. Isn't that interesting!?"
August 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
At the health food store. Their Milky Oats tincture was not milky in color... Don't trust it! Properly tinctured Avena Sativa should have cloudy "debris" in it.

Also, none of their Lion's Mane was double extracted. Lion's Mane must be double extracted to be effective.
August 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
We all have days when we feel like this, know what I mean?
August 16, 2025 at 2:24 AM
It is mind boggling, how many people confuse talking with doing.
August 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
It has been raining almost every other day this year. Crazy amounts of rain. It makes mowing the lawn really difficult!
You can't mow wet grass, so you have to try to catch the magical 2-hour window when it dries off, before the clouds roll in again. Gods help you if you have to work that day...
August 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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I now have consultations available for a limited time. Let's chat!

cal.com/bethwatsonas...
60 min Astrology Reading | beth watson | Cal.com
60 min Astrology Reading
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August 11, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I have tried 6 or more times, now, to make sauerkraut, and it has failed every single time. I followed the recipe closely. I learned the principles. But it keeps failing.

Easy, my ass!
August 8, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Just to dispel the notion that Substack is the cheapest option for smaller paid newsletters than I described in my first example:

($ amounts represent monthly cost)
December 17, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Free personalized tea recipe, today only!
Plus, Mountain Rose Herbs has a 20% off sale, so it's the perfect time to get your herbs!
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Free personalized tea recipe: Aug 6 only!
Mountain Rose Herbs just announced a flash sale, for 20% off all regularly priced items, and I want you to be able to take advantage of it! Their sale ends at 11:59 Pacific, tomorrow, so you'll have t...
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August 6, 2025 at 3:35 PM
How I'm dealing with the side effects of smoke pollution, and another completely different health problem, with one plant.

seebystarlight.ghost.io/smoke-and-sp...
Smoke and Spines: Calling on Support from Saturn, via Mullein
For the past week or so, the city where I live (Des Moines, IA) has been covered with smoke, which has traveled down from the Canadian wildfires. (Actually, tsk tsk, we won’t be disrespecting Canadia...
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August 3, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Tired of normal people cosplaying being weird. If you're weird from birth, you're my people! Posers, go away.
August 3, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Hey you. Yes, you reading this.
I give you permission to put down your screens for a bit and go take a walk in nature. Right now!
💜
August 2, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Just a regular reminder that pulling a horary chart for a question that you (or the client) do not have a personal connection to makes it not a radical chart, and the results invalid.

Horary is not spyware. The heavens aren't in the gossip business. 💜
July 30, 2025 at 6:24 PM
One of the oldest surviving pieces of art represents a large, beautiful woman.

The idea that fat bodies are unnatural, unhealthy anomalies is absolutely false. Our ancestors didn't eat "junk foods" (b/c that didn't exist), and they got fat, and they adored it.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_o...
Venus of Willendorf - Wikipedia
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July 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I forgive the average person for mixing up the word "homeopathy" with "natural remedies."

I do not forgive journalists who make this mistake. It shows sloppiness, and a careless disregard for accuracy.
July 27, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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All AI users are pure evil.
July 26, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Business coach: Close your eyes, and imagine you have achieved success. What does that look like for you?

Me: I understand the mysteries of the universe, and I am able to heal all pain and suffering.

Coach:

Me: what
July 20, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Even though I provide natural/alternative health services/coaching, I have a LOT of criticisms of the natural/alternative health space.
First, it's highly prone to setting up elite exclusions, making it unattainable by normal people. It has become a status symbol, not a life-giving resource for all
July 18, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Astro friends, I'm asking for your advice. Family situations are always the most fraught and difficult to see clearly, because we are so close to them.

As a parent, although I can see the astro influences happening with my kids, I'm not sure how to deal with things sometimes.
July 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
My fellow Saturnians, learn from a sister, and incorporate this discipline into your life—

For everyone you meet, mentally list the good qualities in them. The bad qualities will come to mind without effort, but look for the good, and you will find it.

Saturn is exalted in Libra: balance!
July 10, 2025 at 1:23 PM
All these "anti-government militias" are just blowhards who end up hurting fellow civilians. Why don't they punch up?

Idiots.
July 10, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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It will always baffle me how easily people will believe that the poor, the sick, the marginalized, and the immigrant are the cause of all their problems, rather than the people in the most powerful positions in their country who refuse to fix problems and exploit them instead.
July 9, 2025 at 2:15 AM