Chris(topher)🥞🌆🚀🌌
@cavalieradastra.bsky.social
Twilight of the Pancakes | Cavalier ad Astra | DFW | Aries | Bi | 40s | Cat fancier | Erotic friendfiction writer | Disorganized memelord | Incorrigible flirt | Emotional trainwreck | Kitchen alchemist | Lego | Sci-Fi
"I'm okay," says the guy that hopes you don't notice his playlist consists of three songs: "Song for Zula", "The Night We Met", and "Silver Springs".
December 2, 2025 at 11:15 PM
"I'm okay," says the guy that hopes you don't notice his playlist consists of three songs: "Song for Zula", "The Night We Met", and "Silver Springs".
"Lol, do not talk to me about the male loneliness epidemic. I am the male loneliness epidemic!"
The room is empty. Silence. Not even crickets.
I pull out my phone and press play on the applause audio file I have preloaded.
"Thank you, you're a great crowd! I'm here all week!"
The room is empty. Silence. Not even crickets.
I pull out my phone and press play on the applause audio file I have preloaded.
"Thank you, you're a great crowd! I'm here all week!"
December 2, 2025 at 4:49 AM
"Lol, do not talk to me about the male loneliness epidemic. I am the male loneliness epidemic!"
The room is empty. Silence. Not even crickets.
I pull out my phone and press play on the applause audio file I have preloaded.
"Thank you, you're a great crowd! I'm here all week!"
The room is empty. Silence. Not even crickets.
I pull out my phone and press play on the applause audio file I have preloaded.
"Thank you, you're a great crowd! I'm here all week!"
Okay, but for real, Lego, when are we getting Deep Space 9?
December 2, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Okay, but for real, Lego, when are we getting Deep Space 9?
"I don't get paid enough for his fresh bullshit."
Oh shit, that’s on fire
December 2, 2025 at 12:15 AM
"I don't get paid enough for his fresh bullshit."
That was a really quick turnaround. The USS Enterprise-D Lego set has arrived.
December 1, 2025 at 10:56 PM
That was a really quick turnaround. The USS Enterprise-D Lego set has arrived.
Considering I have my weekly and monthly reports tomorrow, I should probably already be an hour or two into sleeping.
AND YET I AM NOT.
WILDCARD!
AND YET I AM NOT.
WILDCARD!
December 1, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Considering I have my weekly and monthly reports tomorrow, I should probably already be an hour or two into sleeping.
AND YET I AM NOT.
WILDCARD!
AND YET I AM NOT.
WILDCARD!
Currently looking up what the "design rules" are for properly sizing area rugs. Happy Sunday Funday!
December 1, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Currently looking up what the "design rules" are for properly sizing area rugs. Happy Sunday Funday!
Type in your zodiac into gif and see what comes up! Post your fav one!
November 30, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Type in your zodiac into gif and see what comes up! Post your fav one!
I mean, they aren't branded as bi pride pens, but come on. Look at them! Between the colors and being advertised as erasable, they have to be bi pride pens!
November 30, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I mean, they aren't branded as bi pride pens, but come on. Look at them! Between the colors and being advertised as erasable, they have to be bi pride pens!
OfficeMax had a set of bi pride pens, so of course I bought them.
November 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
OfficeMax had a set of bi pride pens, so of course I bought them.
Watching these videos on Lego-alternatives, I am really curious about Lumibricks. Tempted to buy on of the sets just to see if it's worth it to jump into yet another thing.
November 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Watching these videos on Lego-alternatives, I am really curious about Lumibricks. Tempted to buy on of the sets just to see if it's worth it to jump into yet another thing.
Seventeen business days to go until I can do fuck-all for the rest of the year.
Can probably cut that down to fifteen if I really push myself.
Can probably cut that down to fifteen if I really push myself.
November 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Seventeen business days to go until I can do fuck-all for the rest of the year.
Can probably cut that down to fifteen if I really push myself.
Can probably cut that down to fifteen if I really push myself.
I have that Big Duck Energy.
Every time I see people, I duck into a hiding place because I do not wish to be perceived.
Every time I see people, I duck into a hiding place because I do not wish to be perceived.
November 30, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I have that Big Duck Energy.
Every time I see people, I duck into a hiding place because I do not wish to be perceived.
Every time I see people, I duck into a hiding place because I do not wish to be perceived.
That cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about.
November 30, 2025 at 1:29 PM
That cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about.
That was a good Thanksgiving. Had lunch with my mom and sister. Came home with a bunch of leftovers. Went out to the bar down the street from my apt for some drinks and a round of pool. Snagged the USS Enterprise-D and the free gift during the opening of Lego's Black Friday sale.
November 28, 2025 at 12:30 PM
That was a good Thanksgiving. Had lunch with my mom and sister. Came home with a bunch of leftovers. Went out to the bar down the street from my apt for some drinks and a round of pool. Snagged the USS Enterprise-D and the free gift during the opening of Lego's Black Friday sale.
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Thanksgiving with Leslie Jones
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Thanksgiving with Leslie Jones
My motel room has blue accent lighting.
November 27, 2025 at 1:55 AM
My motel room has blue accent lighting.
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Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
Also, I promised myself on my last trip that I would update the music in my phone since my playlist is four years old. Guess what I haven't done even though I've had a month to do it?
Funny how when I was making day trips back and forth between Houston and Dallas every couple days to move up here I thought, "Okay, this drive will be better when I only have to do it once every one or two months."
Funny in that, no, it's not better. It's still an annoying-ass, long-ass drive.
Funny in that, no, it's not better. It's still an annoying-ass, long-ass drive.
November 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Also, I promised myself on my last trip that I would update the music in my phone since my playlist is four years old. Guess what I haven't done even though I've had a month to do it?
Funny how when I was making day trips back and forth between Houston and Dallas every couple days to move up here I thought, "Okay, this drive will be better when I only have to do it once every one or two months."
Funny in that, no, it's not better. It's still an annoying-ass, long-ass drive.
Funny in that, no, it's not better. It's still an annoying-ass, long-ass drive.
November 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Funny how when I was making day trips back and forth between Houston and Dallas every couple days to move up here I thought, "Okay, this drive will be better when I only have to do it once every one or two months."
Funny in that, no, it's not better. It's still an annoying-ass, long-ass drive.
Funny in that, no, it's not better. It's still an annoying-ass, long-ass drive.
Living room progress.
November 26, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Living room progress.
Some asshole or assholes have been revving their goddamn cars in the parking garage intermittently since 2am. My sleep was neither peaceful nor restful.
November 25, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Some asshole or assholes have been revving their goddamn cars in the parking garage intermittently since 2am. My sleep was neither peaceful nor restful.
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 11:31 AM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
They should invent a sex club that let's you be completely dressed because I want to go make friends and having them see the abject horror that is my naked body is not conducive to making friends.
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 AM
They should invent a sex club that let's you be completely dressed because I want to go make friends and having them see the abject horror that is my naked body is not conducive to making friends.
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In this economic climate, simplicity goes a long way
November 25, 2025 at 12:41 AM
In this economic climate, simplicity goes a long way