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Lan・らん 🐱

@catstongue.bsky.social

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she/her 🧡 日本語一応OKだけどまだ勉強中です 🖤 成人済み（20↑） 🤍 双璧 ferdibert enjoyer 💎💎 langue_de_chat on ao3! 🩷

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Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · Jul 12

re convos abt what if ferdinand treated him like a giiiiiirl archiveofourown.org/works/67420759 ENJOY!!!!

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Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 4h

I'm actually depressed we're departing from cosy autumn vibes to Wet Autumn. it's literally grey outside ..... 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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official nikk account @nikk.ca · 13h

absolute workhorse of a reaction image from over 100 years ago

elegant woman blasting a suitor in the face with the NO gun

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Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 10h

people a bit younger than me are shitter at computers and it's clapped and I'm blaming tablets and smart devices. y'all weren't downloading enough video games or on the REAL internet enough

Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 11h

i dont want children bc it's a chore and i don't want to give them my mental illness by accident. but by a twist of fate i become in charge of rearing a child... they're banned from iPad/tablet until age 10. they are allowed on the computer from age 2 tho (with supervision ofc)

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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 1d

Cool cool mountain but it's the crew from FF7 with Sephiroth throwing the baby penguin off the mountain

Cloud"did sephiroth do this"?

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Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · Jun 5

re: ferdibert as cats (they were TNR-ed and became Edelgard's eunuchs)

stray cat ferdibert hurt/comfort where hubert is taken away in the night (drop trap w yummy tuna treat bait) and returns with no balls and is like They Took My Fucking Balls Ferdinand and ferdinand holds him down and grooms him while purring (happy he's back)

Ferdinand gets got soon cos he goes up to them and is friendly and so they just yoink him. and he comes back like "idk I feel so much more calmer and chill 😁 and Hubert is like "THEY TOOK YOUR BALLS LOOK!" and Ferdinand is like (looks at his behind) "АННННН WHERED THEY GO"
I'm the ferdibert fandoms most mentally normal person

cos Ferdinand would be the cat that meows purrs rolls around on the floor to show his fluffy tummy and hubert would be aloof and stare out into the distance..... and edelgard is like what are u thinking Hubert........
(meanwhile Ferdinand is batting around a rolled up piece of paper)
they can BOTH do 4 am zoomies and piss her off ❤️

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Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 1d

Edelgard’s eunuchs

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Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · Apr 6

screenshot from discord: stray cat ferdibert as a bonded pair getting adopted by (human) edelgard so they can be her eunuchs

screenshot from discord: I'm the ferdibert fandoms most mentally normal person

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Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 1d

i cannae help it i have food insecurity from being on the streets 💔💔💔💔

Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 1d

me causing h worry because i am his fatass cat and he’s worried about my joints

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Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 1d

looking at the illustration i did and knowing i could do better.... hmmmm

Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 1d

thank you! I don't think I have any brainfog...... 🤔 (googling brain fog and it doesn't apply to me). just being a sleepy bitch and complaining abt being tired. lol. but I appreciate it ❤️

Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 1d

I’ll post this cos they r always so satisfying

Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 1d

edelgard would get them ✂️🍒 because she's a responsible owner. and in being their owner... they are her eunuchs 😌

Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 1d

Edelgard’s eunuchs

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Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 1d

I'll have to ask my doctors and see if they'll let me have one 🤔 might be helpful so i can pinpoint the problem and even adjust my diet to help!

Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 1d

I had a blood test done... ages ... ago BC i kept (and lowk keep) getting colds quite easily and they said my iron is ok.... don't think they tested D 🤔 Morrison's own brand daily iron and multivitamin covers both so maybe that's why my vitality has returned. LOL. and yes fr they're weird

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Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 1d

a few weeks ago i was struggling w fatigue/exhaustion so i decided to take an iron and multivitamin supplement i had lying around (supermarket beand) and started feeling better, then noticing i feel crappy when I forget to take them.... ok but which vitamin(s) and/or iron is it im missing .....?

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Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 1d

time to close Instagram when i see a comment like "can we normalise women being feminine? :/" I'm going to give u such a pasting they're going to have to give u plastic surgery just to make u look like the same as before

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Darkivist @thedarkivist.bsky.social · 2d

progress is happening

semi-nude person laying on pillows, unread book in hand, worked in embroidery and crochet lace

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Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 2d

is there any greater joy than saying something so funny and stupid ur friend laughs so hard they can barely breathe... 😊

Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 2d

I literally have an ancient iPad and the ability to draw what am I talking abt

Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 2d

NGL i might go back and get this

greeting card with illustration of a black cat with a ginger cat smiling at each other, with tails entwined. text above says "LOVE MEW!"

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Lan・らん 🐱 @catstongue.bsky.social · 2d

thinking of biting the bullet and buying sw*tch 2 and ZA but idk