Lan・らん 🐱
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she/her 🧡 日本語一応OKだけどまだ勉強中です 🖤 成人済み（20↑） 🤍 双璧 ferdibert enjoyer 💎💎 langue_de_chat on ao3! 🩷
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happy DEAD HORSE MONDAY all
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my highly anticipated horse necropsy fic is now on ao3 ❤️ hope u enjoy and lmk what you think 🥰
archiveofourown.org/works/74689231
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my highly anticipated horse necropsy fic is now on ao3 ❤️ hope u enjoy and lmk what you think 🥰
archiveofourown.org/works/74689231
sorry i don't really like to post wips because im worried my motivation will disappear because I already had the satisfaction of mentioning it. bad for optics engagement marketing but this is literally my fujo tf out account so
December 9, 2025 at 8:12 AM
sorry i don't really like to post wips because im worried my motivation will disappear because I already had the satisfaction of mentioning it. bad for optics engagement marketing but this is literally my fujo tf out account so
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I HATE DRAWING HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 9, 2025 at 8:07 AM
I HATE DRAWING HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
I just spent ages editing text in procreate and I literally felt like I was in Buddhist hell or whatever tortured by demons poking my butt with sticks waiting for my sorry ass to be reincarnated. that was fucking awful
December 7, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I just spent ages editing text in procreate and I literally felt like I was in Buddhist hell or whatever tortured by demons poking my butt with sticks waiting for my sorry ass to be reincarnated. that was fucking awful
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trying to copy this style is really fun actually
December 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
trying to copy this style is really fun actually
お昼に久々に✨フィッシュアンドチップス✨食べたけど完食してからあまり脂っこくて胃もたれ(?)でお昼寝しちゃってそれから食欲ゼロになったから夕飯抜きでコスパバツグンです まぁSサイズ頼んだのに大量だったのでいいかな…（フィッシュアンドチップス屋さんでよくあること）
December 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM
お昼に久々に✨フィッシュアンドチップス✨食べたけど完食してからあまり脂っこくて胃もたれ(?)でお昼寝しちゃってそれから食欲ゼロになったから夕飯抜きでコスパバツグンです まぁSサイズ頼んだのに大量だったのでいいかな…（フィッシュアンドチップス屋さんでよくあること）
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Found when sorting an old drive. I still, very occasionally, say 'not many badgers in the House of Lords' and this is why:
February 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Found when sorting an old drive. I still, very occasionally, say 'not many badgers in the House of Lords' and this is why:
hate to say it but mince pies go so well with green tea ive just demolished two. would recommend
December 6, 2025 at 12:43 PM
hate to say it but mince pies go so well with green tea ive just demolished two. would recommend
distraught that I didn't have the means/space/reason to take home a beautiful brown leather chesterfield sofa that I've always dreamed of owning at the charity shop but they did have this £1 mug so this came home with me
December 6, 2025 at 11:44 AM
distraught that I didn't have the means/space/reason to take home a beautiful brown leather chesterfield sofa that I've always dreamed of owning at the charity shop but they did have this £1 mug so this came home with me
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I wrote Hubert sick fic technically i would like to do Ferdinand. I feel like the workaholic-ness of him would make him a bit stubborn but if someone he fancied was nice to him and took care of him ... he might be better behaved. just my opinion.
November 4, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I wrote Hubert sick fic technically i would like to do Ferdinand. I feel like the workaholic-ness of him would make him a bit stubborn but if someone he fancied was nice to him and took care of him ... he might be better behaved. just my opinion.
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I like the idea of mutual pining ferdibert coming to an abrupt stop in where while they're having a cute moment ferdinand blurts out that he thinks marriage between 2 men would be cool and very woke in today's society. and asks what hubert thinks. who is just like 😮 (too stunned to speak)
November 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I like the idea of mutual pining ferdibert coming to an abrupt stop in where while they're having a cute moment ferdinand blurts out that he thinks marriage between 2 men would be cool and very woke in today's society. and asks what hubert thinks. who is just like 😮 (too stunned to speak)
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ok but the idea of ferdinand getting inundated with requests and letters from potential suitors because he's all things considered husband material, all while ferdinand is pining for the guy who got called ugly in eng localisation unprompted. I'm clutching my head..... it's so good.....
November 21, 2025 at 11:27 PM
ok but the idea of ferdinand getting inundated with requests and letters from potential suitors because he's all things considered husband material, all while ferdinand is pining for the guy who got called ugly in eng localisation unprompted. I'm clutching my head..... it's so good.....
i will dispel a misconception you may have of me. i enjoy cooking as much as i enjoy, like, picking up clothes off my bedroom floor, making my bed, or rearranging my makeup stash. i am very neutral about cooking. what i love is eating delicious things.
December 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM
i will dispel a misconception you may have of me. i enjoy cooking as much as i enjoy, like, picking up clothes off my bedroom floor, making my bed, or rearranging my makeup stash. i am very neutral about cooking. what i love is eating delicious things.
on another note, i bought some Somerset 🤔 camembert. i will let you know how it compares to the French 🫡
December 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
on another note, i bought some Somerset 🤔 camembert. i will let you know how it compares to the French 🫡
constant foodposting tonight. i made broth from leftover chicken skin and bones i had from meal prep .... added in frozen gyoza i had in the freezer..... omg...... from scratch chicken soup is soooooo damn good
December 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
constant foodposting tonight. i made broth from leftover chicken skin and bones i had from meal prep .... added in frozen gyoza i had in the freezer..... omg...... from scratch chicken soup is soooooo damn good
saw some vid on Japanese YouTube that said NABE IN 10 MINS FROM FROZEN ?? I'm gonna report back next week. renkon (lotus root) kabocha squash (Japanese pumpkin) mushrooms idk i got an assorted pack, carrots, tofu, and not enough cabbage bc it was deceptively small after i took off the crap leaves
December 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
saw some vid on Japanese YouTube that said NABE IN 10 MINS FROM FROZEN ?? I'm gonna report back next week. renkon (lotus root) kabocha squash (Japanese pumpkin) mushrooms idk i got an assorted pack, carrots, tofu, and not enough cabbage bc it was deceptively small after i took off the crap leaves
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Tis the season folks!
December 2, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Tis the season folks!
sorry it's so funny to me thinking of ferdibert being 2 peas in a pod in bed. and while Hubert is thinking "what are we 🥺" Ferdinand is glad Hubert is there bc surely a scary ghost lady couldn't take two of them. they could grab her and throw her out of the window (taken over by irrational thoughts)
December 4, 2025 at 6:50 PM
sorry it's so funny to me thinking of ferdibert being 2 peas in a pod in bed. and while Hubert is thinking "what are we 🥺" Ferdinand is glad Hubert is there bc surely a scary ghost lady couldn't take two of them. they could grab her and throw her out of the window (taken over by irrational thoughts)
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hijacking this from DMs elsewhere but modern au ferdibert having a horror movie night and Ferdinand being like "it's late u should stay the night 😊" and hubert is internally like 😳 and ofc there's only one bed... and hubert would be like "omg" doki doki meanwhile Ferdinand is pretending to—
July 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
hijacking this from DMs elsewhere but modern au ferdibert having a horror movie night and Ferdinand being like "it's late u should stay the night 😊" and hubert is internally like 😳 and ofc there's only one bed... and hubert would be like "omg" doki doki meanwhile Ferdinand is pretending to—
hard day at the emails job bc nobody would reply to my emails. but tonight when I'm home.... leftover mapo tofu and some takuan i bought today 😇 I'm going to have a hot shower tonight and do my nails before bedtime........
December 4, 2025 at 5:17 PM
hard day at the emails job bc nobody would reply to my emails. but tonight when I'm home.... leftover mapo tofu and some takuan i bought today 😇 I'm going to have a hot shower tonight and do my nails before bedtime........