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catfinated.bsky.social
Jessica
@catfinated.bsky.social
Cat lover. Star Trek fan. ADHD. She/her.

Married to @daimacculate

Cats: Wesley (solid grey), Kara (long hair dilute tortie), Dax (short hair grey tabby)

Dog: Blossom (tri-color pitbull)

Living in Fayetteville, NY
I deleted all my social media, moved 600 miles away, changed phone numbers multiple times, why in the fuck does my mom feel the need to send me shit, even though I have not talked to her or acknowledged her since 2016.
December 17, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Hopefully you are all staying warm. I've been busy adding more slippers to my shop. These make a great gift as they keep the feet toasty-warm, especially worn as bed socks. Nothing worse the cold feet at night. These and more available. Happy Holidays! debbiecrochets.etsy.com/listing/4425...
December 17, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I bought some zyns at the gas station and the gas station lady told me what regular flavors they had then pointed to one row and was like all those are the new flavors, but didn’t specify what they were.
December 17, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Why did none of these doctors tell me I have asthma.
Dr: how long have you been taking albuterol?
Me: about 7 years, they never figured out why I can’t breathe though sometimes.
Dr:
a man in a white t-shirt is kneeling down in a room
Alt: a man in a white t-shirt is standing in a room
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December 16, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Took a nap and couldn’t find the dog when I got up. She was in her bed, in the bedroom. #DogSky
December 16, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Dr: how long have you been taking albuterol?
Me: about 7 years, they never figured out why I can’t breathe though sometimes.
Dr:
a man in a white t-shirt is kneeling down in a room
Alt: a man in a white t-shirt is standing in a room
media.tenor.com
December 16, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I told my husband I plugged in the car last night, but apparently that just happened in a dream.
December 15, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Not enough living room furniture comes in neon colors.
December 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
People being surprised about Jimmy Buffett, and I’m over here like, do you not remember this article from 2019? www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/20...
“A Lot of Friends in Every Industry”: How Did Jeffrey Epstein Charm Hollywood?
The mogul’s rolodex included not only political and financial powerhouses, but also A-listers including Ralph Fiennes, Courtney Love, Dustin Hoffman, and Jimmy Buffett—and even after he’d been convict...
www.vanityfair.com
December 13, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Cinnamon rolls for breakfast. They were pretty good. Tried a different recipe this time. 🍽️🍜

walkingonsunshinerecipes.com/homemade-cin...
December 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I always like how recipes tell you to use your kitchen aid mixer, like everyone has one.
December 12, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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I made a Chrome extension that swaps Times New Roman for Calibri on every site or just .gov. It also had Open Sans and Open Dyslexic, because f**k these people.

I’m waiting for Google’s approval for it to install automatically, but you can download it and install it in 90 seconds. Instructions 👇
ReCalibri
They always make us do everything ourselves, anyway
Dr.eamer.dev
December 11, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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I was gonna go see the new Avatar, but I’ll probably just use a belt sander to take all the skin off of my skull instead.
December 12, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I hate when my brain decides to remind me of something from the past, that I clearly tried to bury.
December 12, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I am watching a show, that I thought was going to be a different show, but a dude is talking about making hats to change the frequency of you brain so the aliens can’t contact you.
December 11, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Up on the lookout. #CatsOfBlueSky
December 11, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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December 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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🚨Attention pals! Bluesky may start asking for a birthdate to verify your age! Be sure NOT to put in the pets' birthday! Put in your peoples' birthday as they are the thumbs and account holders and they won't get rejected for being too young!🚨

🚨Please repost! 💜🌻
December 11, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Our Komodo dragon is fine. He’s faking the limp because last time the vet gave him ketamine.
December 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
The problem with being snowed in the past 2 days, is that there’s this bag of cookies my husband made, that he was going to take to work, and they are very good.
December 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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I tried to warn you
December 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I am mad that it’s going to snow so much today, because Holland Farms has their meatloaf and potatoes special for lunch.
December 11, 2025 at 3:22 PM
We are going to end up with another Henry Ford situation, where he realized that people actually need to drive around to places, so they would buy new tires.
The economic backbone for so many communities across America is tourism. Because of this White House it is collapsing. Anyone in the @GOP (The Enablers) should be fired in the 2026 election for letting this happen. Vote for Democrats only and put an end to the destruction of America.
December 11, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I really miss how you could wake up in the morning, and just watch ESPN for a few hours.
December 11, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Echo and Katydid have decided to run a sale on my Etsy shop! Use code KD2ECHO from Nov 29 through Dec 31 to get 25% off!

All money raised will help me get Katydid to her next neurologist appt in Jan. Thank you!

mindysperson.etsy.com
December 10, 2025 at 11:12 PM