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in case you needed to hear this you are allowed to throw your houseplants away fuck a thing that can’t walk to its own water
wonder if my future husband knows i am at home writing little sci fi stories with my cat and hoping he never finds me
November 14, 2025 at 2:26 AM
shit how do i turn this boat around
November 13, 2025 at 9:13 PM
here is the avg person’s guide to heart rate zone training:

zone 5: you’re running! yay
zone 4: N/A
zone 3: N/A
zone 2: walking
zone 1: ur dead sry
November 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
draft zero is an essential part of the writing process bc that is when you come up with all the jobs you should have worked instead of becoming a writer
November 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM
is it too late to become a youtuber
November 13, 2025 at 2:16 AM
reminder to artists: you do not have to like the art that you make!!! thankfully people with way worse taste than you exist to support your career!!! also it’s dark at 4pm now and that probably has something to do with it too 💕✨💕✨
November 13, 2025 at 2:07 AM
free speech is out of control who let the boring people have podcasts
November 12, 2025 at 4:40 AM
do people think protecting free speech means i wanna be a dick and also loud about it and also praised for it is that what people think just checking
November 12, 2025 at 4:39 AM
gotta buy loblaws stock they’re never giving back that bread money it’s pure long term profit
November 8, 2025 at 3:58 AM
i miss the lockdown days i swear if we get a do-over i’ll be one of the people who get abs not depression
November 8, 2025 at 3:56 AM
it’s kinda nice to participate in capitalism i have so little time for mental illness now
November 8, 2025 at 3:53 AM
let girls marry their cats you cowards
November 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
so if i’m not in bed by 7pm sharp i can’t be asleep before 3am ok cool
November 7, 2025 at 7:38 AM
why is my cat not covered by ohip hello this is not america
November 7, 2025 at 7:35 AM
political moderates are the worst bc they have all the bad opinions but no yachts
November 7, 2025 at 7:17 AM
feeld but for finding people to go in with on land ownership
November 7, 2025 at 7:12 AM
if ur still dating for love grow up we’re now dating to split a down payment 6 ways so are you poly or what
November 7, 2025 at 7:05 AM
you’ll never believe the one simple hack to having abs is not having a mortgage, husband, or children
November 7, 2025 at 7:01 AM
horses are cats for white women
November 7, 2025 at 6:50 AM
casting a spell on hallow’s eve for the jays to lose so every man who has wronged me in toronto will cry at the same time
October 31, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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hockey! because you get to go to bed at some point
October 28, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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I love non-binary Halloween. What do you mean you’re sand
October 24, 2025 at 12:50 PM
if you can’t have rich friends at least make financially irresponsible friends
October 24, 2025 at 4:36 AM
August 18, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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god if you give me this i will die laughing
April 29, 2025 at 4:29 AM