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Elena
@cassettetapeworm.bsky.social
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My favorite fruit in the whole world is the humble tangerine

Pirate media forever thx ily

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cassettetapeworm.bsky.social
hes so cute with it
November 15, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
Charli XCX is the worst shit I've ever heard. I tried listening to that Brat album and each attempt had me asking in a Hank Hill voice "what are your values, young woman?"
November 2, 2025 at 1:16 PM
cassettetapeworm.bsky.social
I listened to Nausea 2019 on repeat when it came out i should have known back then already lol
July 22, 2025 at 1:10 AM
cassettetapeworm.bsky.social
I wanna buy the most haunted looking doll at the trift store and tape it above my.bed
July 22, 2025 at 1:08 AM
cassettetapeworm.bsky.social
i'll just copypaste posts from tumblr on here who care
July 22, 2025 at 1:08 AM
cassettetapeworm.bsky.social
GENDER EUPHORIA BLAST
June 9, 2025 at 10:00 PM
cassettetapeworm.bsky.social
Name update btwww im no longer named after a video game character
June 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
cassettetapeworm.bsky.social
Tired of working at the weed factory so im brainstorming
May 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
cassettetapeworm.bsky.social
You must never find your kind of annoying straight guy coworker hot or the feds will show up and fucking kill uou. Wait i think i just heard a knock on the d
April 17, 2025 at 5:50 AM
cassettetapeworm.bsky.social
Damn i wrote 3 of those promps and forot to keep doing them...
April 16, 2025 at 6:03 AM
cassettetapeworm.bsky.social
#InvisibleNetworks 02 Rage Quit Island
INVISIBLE NETWORKS 02 Rage Quit Island Welcome to Camxecute! This experience is made possible by passionate volunteers like you, thank you for choosing us! Vibes-driven directives marionette your hands across the keyboard. Hit enter. 50000 miles away a firing pin hits the back of a 5.56 round. Camera feed cuts out before the bullet carves its way through soft flesh. Lock and load! Says the excited voice in your headphones. $15 is added to your bank account. Bloodshot eyes search the screen for the next one. Hit enter.
April 6, 2025 at 5:41 AM
cassettetapeworm.bsky.social
#InvisibleNetworks 01 Infrascripture
INVISIBLE NETWORKS 01 Infrascripture ATTENTION ALL CITIZENS AND THOSE WITH PARTIAL ACCESS TO CITIZEN PRIVILEGES Please remain calm, this warning is being issued due to recent unwarranted noospherical activity by spontaneous actors. Any person or person-adjacent object found engaging with concepts not being monitored by the constructed/eternal loop, such as the following: - Discovery of the self in the reflection of another - Processing of the self through a prism existing outside of the constructed/eternal loop - Creation of extramaterial relations with other persons or person-adjacent objects - Conceptualizing loop-person-loop relations in ways which may cause harm to the constructed/eternal loop These persons or person-adjacent objects can be considered exceeding a 5.75 on the Rosenberg normativity scale and should be immediately reported to the nearest available person of authority to prevent further damage to the loop.
April 6, 2025 at 5:40 AM
cassettetapeworm.bsky.social
#InvisibleNetworks 00
INVISIBLE NETWORKS 00 Tragedy of The Uncommons Its annoying when the ground under my feet starts screaming again. Every time I try to walk somewhere it makes this awful noise, someone really needs to do something about it. Somebody's got to call the Mayor about this. I really don't have time for things like this anymore. I think I saw a face appear in the parking lot concrete the other day? Oh my god it was so ugly. Yeah I was just trying to get a gland smoothie and there it was. It looked like it wanted something from me, I think? And like, buddy, *I'm* not the one merging with the earth here, like, get your shit together you know what I mean? It even tried to crawl at me! I was so scared. I just got back in my truck and backed up right over it. What else was I supposed to do? Anyway you down to grab some injectors tonight? Your place? Im so excited! Okay see you! Somewhere in the distance a fluid extraction drill grinds against bone. A viscous pink fluid flows with a horrid wet squelch. One wrinkle forms and another fills up.
April 6, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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bombsfall.bsky.social
January 20, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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awawawa.world
January 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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mel.bzky.team
informed consent HRT form:
our have chosen to be a woman. you will be affected more by the anomalies of the zone. at the same time you will gain XP faster. are you ready to continue?
January 18, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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gf256.bsky.social
you compile your kernel in the cloud.
i compile kernel in…
January 17, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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jackinpogform.bsky.social
Going to have to update this to 'when a cis person tries to murder a trans person.'
Zackfox tweet 'This is how the photos be lookin in headlines when a white man kills his entire family' The accompanying image is of a white family on a jetski wearing shades and sporting a tan. Looking like they're having a great time with a top dad.
January 16, 2025 at 8:45 AM
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headfallsoff.com
‪this is a bit mean but i'm watching a video about video game worldbuilding and it just said "games with great settings like mass effect, cyberpunk, disco elysium and bioshock" and i was immediately like lmao:
January 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social
admission
three panel comic with crudely drawn stick people. panel 1: a grayscale person is giving a presentation. There is a table in front of them, and a display behind them which reads: "New policy: Admit we don't give a shit?" Presenter: "And so, board member,s I bring you the following proposal for a bold new future here at Boeing-Facebook!" Panel 2: The slide switches to a new one, with a picture of a color wheel labelled "chromos" and another of a square, two triangles and a hexagon, labelled "shapeys". The title is "common targets." The presenter does some gesturing, and keeps talking: "As you know, moderation is expensive and the political winds are turning. But think about it. Most of our users are fucking stupid. If they weren't, they would've left after we rewrote the algorithm to exclusively show them meaningless advertising slop. I propose that we save huge amounts of money by simply allowing harassment against some targets. Panel 3: Out of the board members, a single one has a triangular head. There's also one with mushrooms growing on their body. Triangle: "I uh. I have some concerns about this." Presenter: "Yeah, because you're a degenerate. See how easy things are with this policy?"
January 10, 2025 at 12:07 PM
cassettetapeworm.bsky.social
Bot follow just for posting about mtg. Come on man
January 10, 2025 at 2:39 AM
cassettetapeworm.bsky.social
Reporting live that i'm currently getting my ass handed to me by a phyrexian deck
January 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
cassettetapeworm.bsky.social
Fnaf on 3ds oh yeag
January 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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beefytigerbutt.bsky.social
I think about this Tumblr post sometimes
January 7, 2025 at 5:58 PM