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Palmer
@carypalmer.bsky.social
I like machines, math, animals.
aggressively progressive.

Partnered Twitch RPG Speedrunner ⏰ | MasterDuel : BestMelffyNA
BEARS ARE NUMBER ONE LOLLL
November 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Let's go Jets!!!!

This year is so funny
November 30, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Ball don't lie!

See what happens when the refs let cool stuff stand
Saints Dolphins refs went with the rule of cool!! Let's go!!!
November 30, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Saints Dolphins refs went with the rule of cool!! Let's go!!!
November 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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OH NO!

KANSEI MATSUZAWA MISSED HIS FIRST FIELD GOAL OF THE SEASON ON HIS ATTEMPT TO BREAK THE NCAA RECORD FOR CONSECUTIVE MAKES

HE IS STILL TIED FOR THE RECORD AT 25, THOUGH

THE SELF-TAUGHT TOKYO TOE REMAINS A HERO, A LEGEND, AND A SCHOLAR

🌈
November 30, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I think Trevor Lawrence is just not very good
November 23, 2025 at 11:53 PM
JSN is the man
November 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Yesss this years NFL is so hilarious
November 23, 2025 at 6:44 PM
LFGGG Refs spank the Chiefs idc what it looks like im about it
November 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Fixed my SNES.

Laid down and awesome derust on Inindo and managed to discover a solid strat for consistency.
November 23, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Welp, seems to be an outside the cartridge issue.

Going to get the tools and see wtf happened

This would've never happened if I had reinstalled the Walma... Kitty Killer Defense System
That's not what my SNES game is supposed to look like
November 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM
That's not what my SNES game is supposed to look like
November 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Carolina friends, somebody go get this sweet muffin
Sos: urgent plea!!! If you are someone you know has been considering adopting a dog and you have patience and love to give, please, please, please consider this sweet boy.
November 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Chicken
November 21, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The Texans might be scary!! Their wins are against some big boys with this one under their belt.

What a strangely exciting year of the NFL everything is super random 🤣
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
What's even sadder is that people somehow equate being autistic to being worse than dying of measles
November 20, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Breaking news: man who has more money than ANYBODY ELSE EVER envisions a future where money doesn't matter, while doing absolutely nothing meaningful to effect that state in the present.
November 19, 2025 at 5:33 PM
The chief's owner should worry about why they can't win fucking games LOL

Loser ass family
Shut the fck up
November 19, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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The richest man on earth owns X.

The family of the second-richest man owns Paramount, which owns US TV network CBS, and could soon own Warner Bros, which owns CNN.

The third-richest man owns Facebook, Instagram and WhatsApp.

The fourth-richest man owns the Washington Post and Amazon MGM Studios.
November 19, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Shut the fck up
November 19, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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“ At just 16 years old, she took a job at Mar a Lago, believing she had secured a dream summer position. But that dream quickly morphed into a nightmare when Ghislaine Maxwell preyed upon her…. They trafficked her”
November 18, 2025 at 2:47 PM