Hassam Rizvi, the Boss
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Hassam Rizvi, the Boss
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What did you think all of this documentation has been for, Joel?
Hey, do we, like, get judged for our work here, or...?
Oh, would you look at that. A visitor.
Ah, un instant, s'il vous plaît. It seems that you misunderstand me.

( His sunglasses glinted in the light, her face reflecting back at her. Hassam is always smiling a gambler's smile. )

I wish to speak to *the Big Bad Wolf*.
( her smile isn't just gone, it was never even there in the first place. )

oh. him.

fine. wait here.
I have an appointment with the Big Bad Wolf. I believe we spoke on the telephone?
I have an appointment with the Big Bad Wolf. I believe we spoke on the telephone?
Well I hope I'm worth the wait, handsome. What can I do for you?
Ah, bonjour. You are not the receptionist, are you? I have been waiting here for quite some time to be served.
Ah, bonjour. You are not the receptionist, are you? I have been waiting here for quite some time to be served.
who said that?
How very astute.

Well, Daisy, it is a retirement plan with certain tax benefits. But I am boring you already!
Knowledge is totally its own pursuit, man.
And why are you asking?
Let us say that Joel has more in common with you than either would like to think.
Surely by now you must realize that aliens are everywhere?

The United Kingdom has . . . ( He considers the term. ) An affinity for alien interactions, especially on a larger scale. There are... Persons of interest here.
Has anything ever happened here? You-know-what wise? Like, I can't imagine ALIENS in England. That'd be stupid.
Don't worry, Daisy. We shall go into this... together. But be careful of the seagulls, they are wicked little things.
Don't worry, Daisy. We shall go into this... together. But be careful of the seagulls, they are wicked little things.
Wow! Other cultures sure are scary to me.
They call them fish and chips here. Much thicker than your... American things, you see?
They call them fish and chips here. Much thicker than your... American things, you see?
Hm. ( A nod. )

Acceptable.
The Hassam cow is in Stardew Valley.
Stardew Valley or Township?
Stardew Valley or Township?
(For a second, he sits there. Staring with that intense stare of his. But eventually, he relents.) I enjoy technology. Taking things apart and putting them back together.

I also, on occasion, draw or play video games. There is a cow named after you on one of my virtual farms.
What are *your* hobbies?
What are *your* hobbies?
Hobbies?

You cannot be serious.
Do you know what the problem with these youth today is, mon ami?

You have no hobbies! I have always said, it is important to have the little trinkets and such, if it is not keeping from work.
Do you know what the problem with these youth today is, mon ami?

You have no hobbies! I have always said, it is important to have the little trinkets and such, if it is not keeping from work.
And then: I had the least pleasant hour of my life. Or was it longer than that? It felt like an eternity, I will tell you that.
The children have been concerningly silent as of late.
I must admit, I am quite sold upon this... 'Caravan'. It is a little primitive, but there is no shame in enjoying something basic every so often, non?
I must admit, I am quite sold upon this... 'Caravan'. It is a little primitive, but there is no shame in enjoying something basic every so often, non?
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On my way to a [REDACTED] crash site yoooooo
I always imagined you as a vegetarian, Guy.
Ah, for me? ( Taking it out of her hands like out of a cartoon, one moment there then not. ) How kind.
All sex booze is fucking, Joel.
The food here is quite basic, but I'll admit it has a certain charm. Occasionally. I have heard and seen some apt chefs. I do enjoy the haute cuisine at the Ultra-Luxe, for instance. Now there is an attempt at restoration!
I have to eat, y'know? I can go a long time, but not forever.

Hey, *I'm* supposed to be the one asking the questions here!
Mm. And have you tried any of the food here?
Mm. And have you tried any of the food here?
(Her shoulders are slowly relaxing. She doesn't look like she might bite him at any moment, so that's progress.)

The meaning of life is a little beyond me, but it might be good food.
I enjoy good food and drink. Culture is what life is all about, Valerie, no?