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your girlfriend of the week @agentdaisy.bsky.social · Feb 16

Daisy Van Blair.

your girlfriend of the week @agentdaisy.bsky.social · 3d

What is she talking about I feel lightheaded all of a sudden

your girlfriend of the week @agentdaisy.bsky.social · 3d

“If we enter the championship maybe we could *win* our way back home.”

your girlfriend of the week @agentdaisy.bsky.social · 3d

“And go where? It's a miracle we can even breathe here! What if next time we end up somewhere with acid for air or- or- or something? We'd be screwed. Let's just slow down, think things through. You're right though, we should start at the bar. They've got like, a pool table, I guess for space pool?”

your girlfriend of the week @agentdaisy.bsky.social · 3d

You're telling me there's ALIENS in space?

your girlfriend of the week @agentdaisy.bsky.social · 4d

WAIT HOW THE FUCK WERE THEY EATING SALT

your girlfriend of the week @agentdaisy.bsky.social · 4d

and grasps at the air, “maybe we'll find something or someone or someone or something'll find us, and rescue us!”

She wasn't convincing herself either.

your girlfriend of the week @agentdaisy.bsky.social · 4d

friend stroke coworker stroke very scary associate.

“Nothing that'll change anything. I think there's another expedition coming up, so we could volunteer for that, but I don't know if we're built for that. I mean I know *I'm* not built for that, but maybe it'll...” she scrunches up her features

your girlfriend of the week @agentdaisy.bsky.social · 4d

of the fire, and only some of the spiky red dudes.

“What's crazy,” she says, ignoring Ajla, munching away, “is that on Earth, these fries would be like, soggy by now? But these alien potatoes somehow keep that good good crunch.”

She glances up, sucks a little salt from her thumb, and beams at her

your girlfriend of the week @agentdaisy.bsky.social · 4d

Put her through Hell and she'll come out smiling, that's Daisy! At least until she starts running low on food. They've got food in Hell, right? They must have vending machines at least. Flat, warm Dr Pepper... Now THAT'S eternal suffering.

This? This wasn't Hell. This was COOL AS Hell, with none

Ajla @agentajla.bsky.social · 8d

'Any news?' she asks, looking expectantly at @agentdaisy.bsky.social for her status report.

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Ajla @agentajla.bsky.social · 8d

When trouble comes to the Line, it takes the path of the back alleys, hiding out from the oppressive programming of the Patrolmen by day and shunting into the underground prohibition bars at night for a good time.

your girlfriend of the week @agentdaisy.bsky.social · 6d

It's a pot full of noodles you add water and microwave it and then you eat it.

Ajla @agentajla.bsky.social · 6d

What is... Pot Noodle?

your girlfriend of the week @agentdaisy.bsky.social · 6d

It's a new pot noodle flavor. Hungry?

your girlfriend of the week @agentdaisy.bsky.social · 6d

It's a new pot noodle flavor. Hungry?

Ajla @agentajla.bsky.social · 6d

What is this? This isn't your best work, Orson.

orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 6d

Instnant Grandma

your girlfriend of the week @agentdaisy.bsky.social · 6d

I don't know where it is it's usually right there!

orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 6d

Daisy love, I'm blind, not deaf.

What's the search bar?

your girlfriend of the week @agentdaisy.bsky.social · 6d

Type into the search bar I said the search bar no the search bar the search bar type into the search bar

your girlfriend of the week @agentdaisy.bsky.social · 6d

Type into the search bar I said the search bar no the search bar the search bar type into the search bar

orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 6d

HOW DO YOU FIND OTHER SITES?

your girlfriend of the week @agentdaisy.bsky.social · 9d

what's a word called with two meanings?

your girlfriend of the week @agentdaisy.bsky.social · 11d

Because YOU hate women? That makes zero sense.

𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 11d

. . . This is only a guess, but:

This is probably why people aren't complimenting you, miss.

your girlfriend of the week @agentdaisy.bsky.social · 11d

So you hate women? I see.

your girlfriend of the week @agentdaisy.bsky.social · 11d

He uhhhhhhh goes to another school.

Ajla @agentajla.bsky.social · 11d

Really? What friend?

your girlfriend of the week @agentdaisy.bsky.social · 11d

NO!!!

anyway I'm HOLDING THEM FOR A FRIEND.

your girlfriend of the week @agentdaisy.bsky.social · 11d

So you hate women? I see.

𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 12d

That's absolutely not what I said.

your girlfriend of the week @agentdaisy.bsky.social · 12d

So normally it looks like flaming hot dog shit???

your girlfriend of the week @agentdaisy.bsky.social · 11d

NO!!!

anyway I'm HOLDING THEM FOR A FRIEND.

Ajla @agentajla.bsky.social · 11d

Are those poppers?

your girlfriend of the week @agentdaisy.bsky.social · 20d

your girlfriend of the week @agentdaisy.bsky.social · 12d

So normally it looks like flaming hot dog shit???

𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 12d

Oh! Sorry, hold on! (Clears throat.) You look so cute in that outfit! And your hair! Probably the best I've ever seen it!

your girlfriend of the week @agentdaisy.bsky.social · 12d

Literally NONE OF YOU gonna comment on how cute I am here? What the fuck

your girlfriend of the week @agentdaisy.bsky.social · 12d

Literally NONE OF YOU gonna comment on how cute I am here? What the fuck

your girlfriend of the week @agentdaisy.bsky.social · 20d

your girlfriend of the week @agentdaisy.bsky.social · 12d

Forks are the tools of cowards.

your girlfriend of the week @agentdaisy.bsky.social · 19d

It's to inspire hope.

your girlfriend of the week @agentdaisy.bsky.social · 19d

Oh.

your girlfriend of the week @agentdaisy.bsky.social · 19d

Can I get one?