Guy Mann, human being
@agentguymann.bsky.social
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Everyone laughed at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, no one's laughing now. | Roleplay | #AGENCY | mdni
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Liked.
Going to like it on Guy's account and finding out he's already liked it.
Take the wheel!
What's what?
yes, but... what's this?

it's getting away!
yes, but... what's this?

it's getting away!
Sir Dr. Mann, there is absolutely nothing I would love more right now. Do you have any more of those sandwiches we packed?
Would you like me to read it to you with my practiced comedic timing?
Would you like me to read it to you with my practiced comedic timing?
I don't know what it is you're trying to show me, but I'm sure it's grand, Guy!
No?? I had one myself. Never failed me! Always reliable. Then it ran out of paper & wouldn't print any more.
You don't see Telefax machines anymore. It's a grand shame.
It *will* need to be connected to the outlet for the electricity to get inside.
I *suppose* Orson & I can take a look at putting it back together...
It *will* need to be connected to the outlet for the electricity to get inside.
Relocating the photocopier is a great idea! The place feels like it's been spruced up already.

Good work! @agentdaisy.bsky.social
“We have a new pianist? You know I heard a joke once about a twelve inch pianist - but it's a little too long for now. Stay here. I'll make sure the coast is clear.”

A double thumbs up from Guy Mann, confidently clueless, marching ahead.
Spluttering out words, pointing behind him shakily. 'There's this, like, *living* briefcase in the parlor! On the piano! Look! It... Moved to touch me!'
He doesn't react.

“Okay!”
He doesn't react.

“Okay!”
Joel went running out of the parlor and ran right into @agentguymann.bsky.social. 'Dude, you have to come see this!!!'
Why certainly, I'll write you a check.
And a very happy July 4th to all of you at home!
The food on Earth ALL tastes!
Thank you, sir! I love food that tastes!
Of course! Speak to Daisy about it, she's taking everyone's order.
I just want as many nachos as they can fit in the bag.
Of course! Speak to Daisy about it, she's taking everyone's order.
Can I have some food? Pretty please?
Just put it on my expenses account.
Correct!
... ... ... food?
What the hey, since most of us survived, tacos on me!
What the hey, since most of us survived, tacos on me!
It means good eating!

Back home we would say, may these nutrients prolong and enrich your life. A beautiful sentiment...
Oh, is this yours? Here you go, Ajla. Bon appetit!
I can still enjoy the smell of the bread.