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@carsonelmore.bsky.social
Alabama 20-something strives for relevancy. I'm a comedy junkie just looking for my next laugh - dm for booking info!
desperately wishing we had a "Be excellent to each other" party
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
desperately wishing we had a "Be excellent to each other" party
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Today, we honor those members of the transgender community who have lost their lives as a result of anti-trans violence, bigotry, and isolation. Join us in honoring those we’ve lost this year by spending some time with the Trans Remembrance Project 🏳️⚧️ 🕊 transremembrance.org
November 20, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Today, we honor those members of the transgender community who have lost their lives as a result of anti-trans violence, bigotry, and isolation. Join us in honoring those we’ve lost this year by spending some time with the Trans Remembrance Project 🏳️⚧️ 🕊 transremembrance.org
there's actually 5, common mistake
November 19, 2025 at 6:02 AM
there's actually 5, common mistake
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You can tell if a frog is female bc they be hoppin
November 18, 2025 at 5:50 PM
You can tell if a frog is female bc they be hoppin
huge thank you to @renqcomedy.bsky.social for having us on Here to Pee last night at Shenanigans here in HSV! 🏳️⚧️🚽😂 What an honor to join this historic 50-state trans comedy tour, raising funds for local support groups along the way. Laughing back at attempts to erase us is truly the best medicine ❤️
November 8, 2025 at 6:11 PM
huge thank you to @renqcomedy.bsky.social for having us on Here to Pee last night at Shenanigans here in HSV! 🏳️⚧️🚽😂 What an honor to join this historic 50-state trans comedy tour, raising funds for local support groups along the way. Laughing back at attempts to erase us is truly the best medicine ❤️
Shameless transjester plug for Friday's Here to Pee with @renqcomedy.bsky.social THIS FRIDAY at Shenanigans in Huntsville 😂🏳️⚧️ queer comedy for a queer cause, benefiting The Knights and Orchids Society of Alabama & fighting trans hate in our state! 🎟️➡️ shenanigans.yapsody.com/event/index/...
November 6, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Shameless transjester plug for Friday's Here to Pee with @renqcomedy.bsky.social THIS FRIDAY at Shenanigans in Huntsville 😂🏳️⚧️ queer comedy for a queer cause, benefiting The Knights and Orchids Society of Alabama & fighting trans hate in our state! 🎟️➡️ shenanigans.yapsody.com/event/index/...
Transjestering over at Here to Pee with @renqcomedy.bsky.social THIS FRIDAY at Huntsville's Shenanigans Comedy Theatre! Admission benefits The Knights & Orchids Society, supporting 🏳️⚧️ rights here in Alabama 🎟️➡️https://shenanigans.yapsody.com/event/index/852621/Here-to-Pee-A-Comedy-Protest-Tour
November 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Transjestering over at Here to Pee with @renqcomedy.bsky.social THIS FRIDAY at Huntsville's Shenanigans Comedy Theatre! Admission benefits The Knights & Orchids Society, supporting 🏳️⚧️ rights here in Alabama 🎟️➡️https://shenanigans.yapsody.com/event/index/852621/Here-to-Pee-A-Comedy-Protest-Tour
"Say, aren't you a little too...early?"
Happy Halloween from Greg and Wirt of #overthegardenwall 🎃🐸🍂
Happy Halloween from Greg and Wirt of #overthegardenwall 🎃🐸🍂
November 1, 2025 at 3:08 AM
"Say, aren't you a little too...early?"
Happy Halloween from Greg and Wirt of #overthegardenwall 🎃🐸🍂
Happy Halloween from Greg and Wirt of #overthegardenwall 🎃🐸🍂
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Huntsville-Madison County Public Library has compiled an extensive guide to social services, ranging from food banks to utilities assistance to disability support and more, in Madison County: guides.hmcpl.org/socialservices.
LibGuides: Social Services in Madison County: Home
A guide to social services available in Madison County, AL.
guides.hmcpl.org
October 30, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Huntsville-Madison County Public Library has compiled an extensive guide to social services, ranging from food banks to utilities assistance to disability support and more, in Madison County: guides.hmcpl.org/socialservices.
establishment Democrats' ideal candidate
October 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
establishment Democrats' ideal candidate
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SNAP isn't about "people who don't work." It's about people who don't get paid enough to live.
Of the 40 or so million people who rely on food stamps:
* Two-thirds are children, seniors, or disabled
* Most working-age adults who receive SNAP are employed—but in jobs that pay poverty wages
Of the 40 or so million people who rely on food stamps:
* Two-thirds are children, seniors, or disabled
* Most working-age adults who receive SNAP are employed—but in jobs that pay poverty wages
October 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
SNAP isn't about "people who don't work." It's about people who don't get paid enough to live.
Of the 40 or so million people who rely on food stamps:
* Two-thirds are children, seniors, or disabled
* Most working-age adults who receive SNAP are employed—but in jobs that pay poverty wages
Of the 40 or so million people who rely on food stamps:
* Two-thirds are children, seniors, or disabled
* Most working-age adults who receive SNAP are employed—but in jobs that pay poverty wages
must admit I'm not a huge fan of the growing "boy will be b̶o̶y̶s̶ N*zis" sentiment
October 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
must admit I'm not a huge fan of the growing "boy will be b̶o̶y̶s̶ N*zis" sentiment
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If I may dril for a moment, you absolutely do not have to give Trump “credit” for anything, ever. The saying does not go “even a broken clock hires its own gestapo”
October 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
If I may dril for a moment, you absolutely do not have to give Trump “credit” for anything, ever. The saying does not go “even a broken clock hires its own gestapo”
All I'm saying is: if his balls need this much room, he should probably see a doctor.
October 23, 2025 at 4:29 PM
All I'm saying is: if his balls need this much room, he should probably see a doctor.
Fighting censorship in Alabama libraries with some postcard activism through @at-the-root.bsky.social and @altrac.works this #comingoutday
October 11, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Fighting censorship in Alabama libraries with some postcard activism through @at-the-root.bsky.social and @altrac.works this #comingoutday
new pope new pope new pope
May 8, 2025 at 4:17 PM
new pope new pope new pope
transgender folks 🤝 transit folks 🥰 happy #tdov 🏳️⚧️
In honor of International Transgender Day of Visibility, we’re shining a spotlight on a familiar subway voice: Bernie Wagenblast. 🏳️⚧️🚇
Join Bernie at the NY Transit Museum on Thursday, April 24 at 6 p.m. for “The Subway Is…Storytelling with Pride,” to hear stories from the MTA LGBTQIA+ communities.
Join Bernie at the NY Transit Museum on Thursday, April 24 at 6 p.m. for “The Subway Is…Storytelling with Pride,” to hear stories from the MTA LGBTQIA+ communities.
April 1, 2025 at 3:09 AM
transgender folks 🤝 transit folks 🥰 happy #tdov 🏳️⚧️
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My grandparents were natural born German citizens. Until they weren't. I have copies of their documents, stamped "cancelled" by the government.
If you accept that non-citizens have no right to due process, you are accepting that citizens have no right to due process. All the government has to do is claim that you are not a citizen; without due process you have no chance to prove the contrary.
March 28, 2025 at 12:36 AM
My grandparents were natural born German citizens. Until they weren't. I have copies of their documents, stamped "cancelled" by the government.
📣FINAL 5 DAYS: GET INVOLVED AT UNVEILINGMAJESTYFILM.COM
Majesty is an absolute powerhouse of Deep South queer artistry & resilience, help us tell her true story ❤️🏳️🌈🎬
Majesty is an absolute powerhouse of Deep South queer artistry & resilience, help us tell her true story ❤️🏳️🌈🎬
March 17, 2025 at 10:27 PM
📣FINAL 5 DAYS: GET INVOLVED AT UNVEILINGMAJESTYFILM.COM
Majesty is an absolute powerhouse of Deep South queer artistry & resilience, help us tell her true story ❤️🏳️🌈🎬
Majesty is an absolute powerhouse of Deep South queer artistry & resilience, help us tell her true story ❤️🏳️🌈🎬
We're making a documentary about Huntsville's own @majesty-divine.bsky.social — and your support earns you free tickets to our Night Camp comedy variety show, Prides of March THIS WEEKEND! Contribute at UnveilingMajestyFilm.com and claim your place for this toga-lly awesome night of queer comedy!
UNVEILING MAJESTY | Short Documentary - Film and Storytelling | Seed&Spark
Legendary drag queen, Majesty Divine, faces the harsh modern reality of being an out and proud middle school teacher in Alabama when a homophobic TikTok goes viral. This film explores her struggle with death threats as she tries to make Alabama a better place for the LGBTQ+ community.
UnveilingMajestyFilm.com
March 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
We're making a documentary about Huntsville's own @majesty-divine.bsky.social — and your support earns you free tickets to our Night Camp comedy variety show, Prides of March THIS WEEKEND! Contribute at UnveilingMajestyFilm.com and claim your place for this toga-lly awesome night of queer comedy!
final hours of our $5k matching campaign: your smallest gift will make the biggest difference right now!!!!
Join the fight against hate and erasure here in the Deep South: back our Alabama drag queen doc NOW at tinyurl.com/Unveiling-Ma...
February 28, 2025 at 9:01 PM
final hours of our $5k matching campaign: your smallest gift will make the biggest difference right now!!!!
Join the fight against hate and erasure here in the Deep South: back our Alabama drag queen doc NOW at tinyurl.com/Unveiling-Ma...
February 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Join the fight against hate and erasure here in the Deep South: back our Alabama drag queen doc NOW at tinyurl.com/Unveiling-Ma...
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Julius Caesar sitting down in front of the mic: "The pod is cast"
February 23, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Julius Caesar sitting down in front of the mic: "The pod is cast"
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DOGE recommended firing workers at:
-FDA, which oversees Neuralink
-FAA, which oversees SpaceX
-USAID, which probed Starlink
-CFPB, which oversees Tesla's financing arm and a potential payment platform on X.
"Conflict of interest" is a severe understatement.
-FDA, which oversees Neuralink
-FAA, which oversees SpaceX
-USAID, which probed Starlink
-CFPB, which oversees Tesla's financing arm and a potential payment platform on X.
"Conflict of interest" is a severe understatement.
February 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
DOGE recommended firing workers at:
-FDA, which oversees Neuralink
-FAA, which oversees SpaceX
-USAID, which probed Starlink
-CFPB, which oversees Tesla's financing arm and a potential payment platform on X.
"Conflict of interest" is a severe understatement.
-FDA, which oversees Neuralink
-FAA, which oversees SpaceX
-USAID, which probed Starlink
-CFPB, which oversees Tesla's financing arm and a potential payment platform on X.
"Conflict of interest" is a severe understatement.
hey y'all? looking for a way to fight hate and support the queer community in the Deep South? check out our documentary at unveilingmajestyfilm.com, contribute if you can, and help us spread the word and tell this important story!!!!
UNVEILING MAJESTY | Short Documentary - Film and Storytelling | Seed&Spark
Legendary drag queen, Majesty Divine, faces the harsh modern reality of being an out and proud middle school teacher in Alabama when a homophobic TikTok goes viral. This film explores her struggle with death threats as she tries to make Alabama a better place for the LGBTQ+ community.
unveilingmajestyfilm.com
February 19, 2025 at 8:55 PM
hey y'all? looking for a way to fight hate and support the queer community in the Deep South? check out our documentary at unveilingmajestyfilm.com, contribute if you can, and help us spread the word and tell this important story!!!!