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@carpetnotbig.bsky.social
i am nervous all of the time
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owns-battle-chess-for-ibm/tandy-on-5.25”-floppy-disk years old
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he/him
owns-battle-chess-for-ibm/tandy-on-5.25”-floppy-disk years old
header by @bayte.bsky.social
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I should probably have a ref here so until I get a proper one this mess’ll have to do 👀
artwork (going clockwise from top left) by @spittyart.bsky.social @azureangelic.bsky.social @sinfulberry.bsky.social @cri-twisted13.bsky.social and @bayte.bsky.social (except for the picrew/stuff i drew myself)
artwork (going clockwise from top left) by @spittyart.bsky.social @azureangelic.bsky.social @sinfulberry.bsky.social @cri-twisted13.bsky.social and @bayte.bsky.social (except for the picrew/stuff i drew myself)
Check it out i’m a Mankey line gijinka (ง •̀_•́)ง
@carpetnotbig.bsky.social does five critical karate chops in a row (random design messing around idk)
December 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Check it out i’m a Mankey line gijinka (ง •̀_•́)ง
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@carpetnotbig.bsky.social does five critical karate chops in a row (random design messing around idk)
December 4, 2025 at 1:42 AM
@carpetnotbig.bsky.social does five critical karate chops in a row (random design messing around idk)
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Here's the sad thing I'm not even TRYING, you're just so fucking FOOD coded an inanimate FORK resting on a table could bully you, you fucking SNACK.
Jesus Christ, I bet I could look at you a little hungrily and you'd collapse. I'd yawn and you'd start seasoning yourself.
Jesus Christ, I bet I could look at you a little hungrily and you'd collapse. I'd yawn and you'd start seasoning yourself.
November 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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So as we all know “food doesn’t talk” is most powerful phrase in the human language, guaranteed to induce whimpering gibberish every time, but the additions of “or think” on top of that is an INCREDIBLE garnish I’ve never seen before and it shows that Ghost is a GENIUS at gutsludge-wrecking artistry
BURRRRRRRP shut up, food doesn't talk. Or think.
*stage whispers to the audience* what he doesn't know is he'll survive this. Dont think its because I'm soft though.
Its because I'm going to do this to him again and again and again.
*stage whispers to the audience* what he doesn't know is he'll survive this. Dont think its because I'm soft though.
Its because I'm going to do this to him again and again and again.
November 29, 2025 at 7:54 PM
So as we all know “food doesn’t talk” is most powerful phrase in the human language, guaranteed to induce whimpering gibberish every time, but the additions of “or think” on top of that is an INCREDIBLE garnish I’ve never seen before and it shows that Ghost is a GENIUS at gutsludge-wrecking artistry
IT IS TIME TO CELEBRATE @grossgraveghost.bsky.social’S TRIUMPHANT RETURN BY SHARING ALL THE ART I HAVE ON HAND OF THEM AND THEIR COLLECTION OF SHAMBLING MONSTROSITIES MESSILY DEVOURING ME BECAUSE THOUGHTS AND MEMORIES OF THEIR CAST’S THOROUGH BULLYING FOREVER HAUNTS ME 💦💦💦
November 29, 2025 at 4:47 AM
IT IS TIME TO CELEBRATE @grossgraveghost.bsky.social’S TRIUMPHANT RETURN BY SHARING ALL THE ART I HAVE ON HAND OF THEM AND THEIR COLLECTION OF SHAMBLING MONSTROSITIES MESSILY DEVOURING ME BECAUSE THOUGHTS AND MEMORIES OF THEIR CAST’S THOROUGH BULLYING FOREVER HAUNTS ME 💦💦💦
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Formerly CurvyTheFly. Still figuring out this transition shit so call me whatever you want. I was away for a long time sorting myself out and found this kinky stuff is BAKED into my bones.
Gross Boy posting, skeleton posting, Big Gross Guy posting. Maybe some art? Maybe some kinky writing? Yes.
Gross Boy posting, skeleton posting, Big Gross Guy posting. Maybe some art? Maybe some kinky writing? Yes.
November 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Formerly CurvyTheFly. Still figuring out this transition shit so call me whatever you want. I was away for a long time sorting myself out and found this kinky stuff is BAKED into my bones.
Gross Boy posting, skeleton posting, Big Gross Guy posting. Maybe some art? Maybe some kinky writing? Yes.
Gross Boy posting, skeleton posting, Big Gross Guy posting. Maybe some art? Maybe some kinky writing? Yes.
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I could be getting brutally digested in the dark sweltering acidic hellscape of someone’s belly and suffering unspeakable pain and despair all the while RIGHT NOW but instead I’m perfectly safe and not even a LITTLE bit teetering on the precipice of gastric death, this is BALONEY
July 12, 2025 at 8:00 AM
I could be getting brutally digested in the dark sweltering acidic hellscape of someone’s belly and suffering unspeakable pain and despair all the while RIGHT NOW but instead I’m perfectly safe and not even a LITTLE bit teetering on the precipice of gastric death, this is BALONEY
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I just want my agency and humanity and future to be deemed less important than your sudden hunger pang or idle boredom snacking so that you subject me to a slow and agonizing demise in your gut while I scream and sob and hurt til my last rotten breath, is that so much to ask for
July 12, 2025 at 8:00 AM
I just want my agency and humanity and future to be deemed less important than your sudden hunger pang or idle boredom snacking so that you subject me to a slow and agonizing demise in your gut while I scream and sob and hurt til my last rotten breath, is that so much to ask for
Back in 2004 there was an infamous game that simulated the JFK assassination. A friend of mine discovered a major physics glitch in it, so instead of playing as intended they’d cause the motorcade to launch up a few hundred feet and take wacky screenshots of John and Jackie flailing through the air
gaming hot take: any single player 3d game should have a physics object that can completely fuck you up. just make it kind of out of the way and put some caution tape around it
watching this and seeing him get violently flung like a ragdoll is bringing back nostalgic memories of when gta4 had that bug where if you fucked with a certain swingset it would start vibrating as the physics glitched out and then violently launch you
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November 24, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Back in 2004 there was an infamous game that simulated the JFK assassination. A friend of mine discovered a major physics glitch in it, so instead of playing as intended they’d cause the motorcade to launch up a few hundred feet and take wacky screenshots of John and Jackie flailing through the air
the incredible power of being held against or pinned by a growling stomach and being told that you’ll soon be on the other side of it
November 19, 2025 at 10:09 AM
the incredible power of being held against or pinned by a growling stomach and being told that you’ll soon be on the other side of it
what if you bit onto my skull and slurped all the thoughts out of my head so that i had no thoughts and also my thoughts tasted like delicious sorbet and you could see my memory and language functionality and spatial awareness degrade with each flavorful mouthful of my sapience that you swallowed
November 18, 2025 at 4:15 AM
what if you bit onto my skull and slurped all the thoughts out of my head so that i had no thoughts and also my thoughts tasted like delicious sorbet and you could see my memory and language functionality and spatial awareness degrade with each flavorful mouthful of my sapience that you swallowed
if my eyes were made of gumdrops it would be legal to scoop them out with your tongue and eat them. that is how laws work
November 18, 2025 at 4:10 AM
if my eyes were made of gumdrops it would be legal to scoop them out with your tongue and eat them. that is how laws work
I gotta find a way to do something creative. I feel like my brain has withered over time and even simple acts of creativity like “send a funny message in the group chat” is now an ordeal. I used to WRITE
Also you should break all of my bones and bite my fingers off and cut out my tongue and eat it
Also you should break all of my bones and bite my fingers off and cut out my tongue and eat it
November 18, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I gotta find a way to do something creative. I feel like my brain has withered over time and even simple acts of creativity like “send a funny message in the group chat” is now an ordeal. I used to WRITE
Also you should break all of my bones and bite my fingers off and cut out my tongue and eat it
Also you should break all of my bones and bite my fingers off and cut out my tongue and eat it
If you see this, QTP with your favorite fighting type Pokémon
These temperamental little freaks have been an essential part of my journey through these world widèd webs since 1999; #1 favorite mon through personal history alone
The story of why would be hard to fit here but it involves Animorphs
These temperamental little freaks have been an essential part of my journey through these world widèd webs since 1999; #1 favorite mon through personal history alone
The story of why would be hard to fit here but it involves Animorphs
November 17, 2025 at 5:15 PM
If you see this, QTP with your favorite fighting type Pokémon
These temperamental little freaks have been an essential part of my journey through these world widèd webs since 1999; #1 favorite mon through personal history alone
The story of why would be hard to fit here but it involves Animorphs
These temperamental little freaks have been an essential part of my journey through these world widèd webs since 1999; #1 favorite mon through personal history alone
The story of why would be hard to fit here but it involves Animorphs
listen this was just, a very aggressive hug,
November 16, 2025 at 4:26 AM
listen this was just, a very aggressive hug,
I don’t THINK you’re supposed to eat right before bed but what do I know 😵💫🍖🍖💦💦😖🍖💦
one last really really fast vore thing to throw at @carpetnotbig.bsky.social since im just sleepily drawing shapes instead of going to bed
November 10, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I don’t THINK you’re supposed to eat right before bed but what do I know 😵💫🍖🍖💦💦😖🍖💦
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November 9, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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a wet belch into your fist while my flesh is being flayed from the mechanical and chemical severing of the bonds that make me **me** via a soaked sordid sluicing in your stomach as i’m sloshed and sizzled and the self is separated from the skeleton in a drawn out digestive demise devoid of dignity
November 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
a wet belch into your fist while my flesh is being flayed from the mechanical and chemical severing of the bonds that make me **me** via a soaked sordid sluicing in your stomach as i’m sloshed and sizzled and the self is separated from the skeleton in a drawn out digestive demise devoid of dignity
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listen i get that we’ve been friends for a long time but what if instead of being an alive person i were desperately begging for my life while being methodically broken down by acids and enzymes and pulverized by smooth muscle within the inhospitable depths of your belly until i’m caloric slush
June 17, 2025 at 7:13 AM
listen i get that we’ve been friends for a long time but what if instead of being an alive person i were desperately begging for my life while being methodically broken down by acids and enzymes and pulverized by smooth muscle within the inhospitable depths of your belly until i’m caloric slush
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i can’t sleep but if i were in your stomach being broken down and broken apart into an unrecognizable meat paste i would never have to worry about sleep again. goodnight
April 23, 2025 at 4:20 AM
i can’t sleep but if i were in your stomach being broken down and broken apart into an unrecognizable meat paste i would never have to worry about sleep again. goodnight
UP YOURS HUNDUN YOU SOFTBOILED BINCH I’M WINNER 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
November 1, 2025 at 11:32 PM
UP YOURS HUNDUN YOU SOFTBOILED BINCH I’M WINNER 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
8 pm and I’m not bawling as i boil and burn in the belly of a betraying buddy or blackhearted bully til i break into bits of batter to be baked into butt or boob or blubber. Bogus
October 30, 2025 at 12:25 AM
8 pm and I’m not bawling as i boil and burn in the belly of a betraying buddy or blackhearted bully til i break into bits of batter to be baked into butt or boob or blubber. Bogus
i’m cold. you should put me in your stomach so that i am not so cold (i will die there)
October 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
i’m cold. you should put me in your stomach so that i am not so cold (i will die there)
Okay yes running Rick is funny but he SHOULD have turned into a big rolling rock, or ran on top of a rolling rock
October 24, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Okay yes running Rick is funny but he SHOULD have turned into a big rolling rock, or ran on top of a rolling rock