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i am nervous all of the time
he/him
owns-battle-chess-for-ibm/tandy-on-5.25”-floppy-disk years old
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also regardless of how they were drawn in official art the games did NOT reflect any of that complexity, ESPECIALLY in the original release of Red/Green in Japan. We got the updated sprites from their Blue for Red/Blue

Bluesky will murder the resolution of the full sheet so here are a random few
December 4, 2025 at 9:20 PM
The thing about Gen 1 Pokemon designs is that it’s obvious no one designing them thought that they’d need to animate them for an internationally successful cartoon program. You look at season 1 of the anime and a lot of those mons look so STIFF

It also shows in how popular Gen 1 mons have changed
December 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
December 4, 2025 at 6:52 PM
AGoPQOxxOXDPA2292LXKX**CRIMINY** 😵‍💫😭😭
December 1, 2025 at 11:36 PM
good news! you can BE that woman

if the limiter belly button ring pops off everyone around you is cooked
December 1, 2025 at 7:44 PM
December 1, 2025 at 7:29 PM
ofISEO@@.’dmeerLOOK I’m gonna be real I haven’t eaten lobster before so the connection would probably be lost of me BUT Y’KNOW WHAT POINT MADE 😖😖😰😭😭😰😵‍💫😵‍💫😖😭😭💦💦💦
December 1, 2025 at 7:25 PM
QW¡¥KFO.@💦+;&;&😖kd😵‍💫:@:’😵‍💫e@XGOFDKD@SFF GETTING PUMMELED BY SMOOTH MUSCLE LIKE
December 1, 2025 at 1:21 AM
ALSror£CDLDD.&&s///@/:’ god that’s HORRIFYING but also ii can’t help but respect andn appreciate such laser focused body horror but also also hELP ME 😰😰😭😭😭
December 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM
;;JWNWE,&,’OwnKFF’fndnfnk’cFFFMJGOD I. FFFFFFCJCJCJ***FRJCKCKI****
November 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
November 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
flKzfkdFKFKFFJFKZ&?kwiwnZjEMDBjbjjjruurrebll;,,,(//
November 29, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Suture: the sequel to Yorick, demonstrating his hungry guts and also his hungry dong 💦💦

I THINK that’s all I have, I’ll have to check my computer to be sure later when I have access to it >.>
November 29, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Sometimes Yorick is a lion! Sometimes he is a t-rex! Sometimes he is neither of those but all times he is hungry for me 🍖🍖💦💦
November 29, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Okay the above is not completely true because I would have opened with Yorick except for these pictures needing a content warning for drawing of exposed guts 💀💦💦 It would be wrong NOT to open with their OG Bone Boy otherwise
November 29, 2025 at 4:55 AM
ORGANIZING THESE THE BEST I CAN IN NO SPECIFIC ORDER (THE ONLY THING ORDERED IS ME, OFF A MENU CONSISTING EXCLUSIVELY OF ME 😖😖😵‍💫)
November 29, 2025 at 4:51 AM
IT IS TIME TO CELEBRATE @grossgraveghost.bsky.social’S TRIUMPHANT RETURN BY SHARING ALL THE ART I HAVE ON HAND OF THEM AND THEIR COLLECTION OF SHAMBLING MONSTROSITIES MESSILY DEVOURING ME BECAUSE THOUGHTS AND MEMORIES OF THEIR CAST’S THOROUGH BULLYING FOREVER HAUNTS ME 💦💦💦
November 29, 2025 at 4:47 AM
It’s basically Amazing Mirror in there, probably
November 27, 2025 at 12:31 PM
SOO\]+]]dldd.’ddLd3&44;\£\OAAOWQO;;&;;:

the very picture of courtesy 💀🍖🦴🦴🍖💦💦💦
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
KSE9,@,WiwNER||£|29223&’ME8,;&’z//: I MEAN I CAN’’T EEALY FAULT YOU FK R THIS 🌭💦💦💦
November 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Three of these can’t be at any Turkey Day table any of my family would host, two of them for obvious reasons and one of them because we all hate green beans (my mom likes to make a squash kugel and someone inevitably brings asparagus)

My contribution, of course, is inevitably the same
November 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Mario encounters a bush that is burning but not consumed in the Top Secret Area of Donut Plains
November 25, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Luigi collecting gold from the Israelites to melt into a golden calf while his brother is atop Vine Hidden in a Block Sinai
November 25, 2025 at 2:01 PM
funny story about that,,
November 25, 2025 at 1:51 PM