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carpark slop @carparkslop.bsky.social · 4h

OH
i remember what i was gonna say
i bet a man invented pads with wings bc they're the fucking worst

carpark slop @carparkslop.bsky.social · 4h

did the president eat enough diarrhea today?
maybe he should hook himself up to one of those fois gras feeding tube machines
but with diarrhea

carpark slop @carparkslop.bsky.social · 4h

you don't realize how much you use a body part until it's in constant pain

carpark slop @carparkslop.bsky.social · 4h

my cuticles aren't gonna survive to the end of the year

carpark slop @carparkslop.bsky.social · 4h

i came here to say something and i forgot

):<

carpark slop @carparkslop.bsky.social · 9h

being flattened by a steam roller and baked in a pizza oven might fix me

carpark slop @carparkslop.bsky.social · 9h

also i guess we're not gonna find out what happens when i stop taking wellbutrin for more than 2 days bc walgreens decided to fill the rx

but if nothing happened in the past 2 days is it even working i have no idea

carpark slop @carparkslop.bsky.social · 9h

could really go for a thanksgiving sandwich

carpark slop @carparkslop.bsky.social · 17h

i don't like fruit in my cottage cheese
so i guess i'll just keep putting fruit in my cottage cheese

carpark slop @carparkslop.bsky.social · 1d

nobody gonna say anything about the american flag on the ground while those 3 cops are unnecessarily restraining the lady in the penis costume?
like one of them coulda picked it up
stupid fucking useless cops

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carpark slop @carparkslop.bsky.social · 1d

brb sending all my taco bell diarrhea to the king for his nightly feeding

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geoffrey, 💀 mode @parsnip.bsky.social · 1d

all my homies hate the president of the united states

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 1d

The president needs your help! He's collecting diarrhea for his plane. He has a plane that's 99% toilet with other people's diarrhea in it and he wears a little crown when he drives it around. Brave patriots please send your loose stool to your favorite diarrhea president for his diarrhea plane.

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carpark slop @carparkslop.bsky.social · 1d

sighhh it just sucks tho

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carpark slop @carparkslop.bsky.social · 1d

i have to keep reminding myself
if they wanted to they would
however
they continually don't so
they don't want to
& that's a them thing

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carpark slop @carparkslop.bsky.social · 1d

streamers enabling a twitch function in a game & then getting mad when chat picks bad & dumb options
lmao owned

carpark slop @carparkslop.bsky.social · 1d

now just waiting for the resignation letter
💅

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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 1d

shit's good yo (there's a demo)

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carpark slop @carparkslop.bsky.social · 1d

looks like we're about to find out what happens when i stop taking wellbutrin

carpark slop @carparkslop.bsky.social · 2d

eating enough peanut m&m's to immediately negate going to the dentist yesterday

carpark slop @carparkslop.bsky.social · 2d

it really hurts my feelings when the random guy in ball x pit doesn't pick the fusion i don't have yet
buddy we're doing this for all of us

carpark slop @carparkslop.bsky.social · 2d

my NEIGHbors are horses
lmao get it ah ha ha

carpark slop @carparkslop.bsky.social · 2d

it's very funny to me (aka not very funny) how people that claim to be sooo patriotic have no idea how to properly treat the american flag
but since most of them can't read i guess why would they

carpark slop @carparkslop.bsky.social · 2d

whoever is using the tinnitus flavored leaf blower
fuck you

carpark slop @carparkslop.bsky.social · 2d

my favorite thing to do in any game is taking damage immediately after healing 🙃