cal
@cargoes.bsky.social
they/he. if you can't laugh at a fart then, like, what's the point. || formerly whyyesitscar on twitter
What are your five favorite episodes of television, any show, any genre?
Warehouse 13, "For the Team"
She-Ra and the Princesses of Power, "Save the Cat"
Doctor Who, "The Girl in the Fireplace"
The Haunting of Bly Manor, "Altar of the Dead"
Steven Universe, "Giant Woman"
Warehouse 13, "For the Team"
She-Ra and the Princesses of Power, "Save the Cat"
Doctor Who, "The Girl in the Fireplace"
The Haunting of Bly Manor, "Altar of the Dead"
Steven Universe, "Giant Woman"
What are your five favorite episodes of television, any show, any genre?
Batwoman, “Bat Girl Magic!" (Ryan!)
Steven Universe, “Reunited” (wedding)
Harley Quinn, “Something Borrowed, Something Green" (wedding crash)
GBBO S6 finale (Nadiya!)
A League of Their Own “Stealing Home” (Max’s suit!)
Batwoman, “Bat Girl Magic!" (Ryan!)
Steven Universe, “Reunited” (wedding)
Harley Quinn, “Something Borrowed, Something Green" (wedding crash)
GBBO S6 finale (Nadiya!)
A League of Their Own “Stealing Home” (Max’s suit!)
What are your five favorite episodes of television, any show, any genre?
I'll start:
1. DS9 — "Past Tense" (two parter, so that's a cheat)
2. The Good Place — "The Trolley Problem"
3. Party Down — "KSGY-95 Prizewinner's Luau"
4. Scrubs — "My Screwup"
5. The Americans — "Pilot"
I'll start:
1. DS9 — "Past Tense" (two parter, so that's a cheat)
2. The Good Place — "The Trolley Problem"
3. Party Down — "KSGY-95 Prizewinner's Luau"
4. Scrubs — "My Screwup"
5. The Americans — "Pilot"
December 18, 2025 at 4:18 AM
What are your five favorite episodes of television, any show, any genre?
Warehouse 13, "For the Team"
She-Ra and the Princesses of Power, "Save the Cat"
Doctor Who, "The Girl in the Fireplace"
The Haunting of Bly Manor, "Altar of the Dead"
Steven Universe, "Giant Woman"
Warehouse 13, "For the Team"
She-Ra and the Princesses of Power, "Save the Cat"
Doctor Who, "The Girl in the Fireplace"
The Haunting of Bly Manor, "Altar of the Dead"
Steven Universe, "Giant Woman"
the radio following "good luck babe" with "golden" is exactly the energy I needed for today
December 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
the radio following "good luck babe" with "golden" is exactly the energy I needed for today
mikaela shiffrin and alice robinson are really playing their own game this season of how many runs they can have that best their competitors by a second or more
December 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
mikaela shiffrin and alice robinson are really playing their own game this season of how many runs they can have that best their competitors by a second or more
my favorite thing about following the alpine ski circuit is always, always watching the podium finishers hug each other when the last skier comes down the hill
December 7, 2025 at 12:08 AM
my favorite thing about following the alpine ski circuit is always, always watching the podium finishers hug each other when the last skier comes down the hill
the yearning in tom delonge's "where are you / and i'm so sorry" is the same as paul simon's "kathy, i'm lost / i said, though i knew she was sleeping" and sometimes you just gotta take a walk on an autumn day and go crazy about it
November 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
the yearning in tom delonge's "where are you / and i'm so sorry" is the same as paul simon's "kathy, i'm lost / i said, though i knew she was sleeping" and sometimes you just gotta take a walk on an autumn day and go crazy about it
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Games against Genocide Charity Bundle has officially LAUNCHED!
There are 50 TTRPGs to discover for a $10+ donation to @doctorswithoutborders.org and their Palestinian relief efforts.
Purchase the bundle here: tiltify.com/@jesthehuman...
There are 50 TTRPGs to discover for a $10+ donation to @doctorswithoutborders.org and their Palestinian relief efforts.
Purchase the bundle here: tiltify.com/@jesthehuman...
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Games against Genocide Charity Bundle has officially LAUNCHED!
There are 50 TTRPGs to discover for a $10+ donation to @doctorswithoutborders.org and their Palestinian relief efforts.
Purchase the bundle here: tiltify.com/@jesthehuman...
There are 50 TTRPGs to discover for a $10+ donation to @doctorswithoutborders.org and their Palestinian relief efforts.
Purchase the bundle here: tiltify.com/@jesthehuman...
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Long ago in the pre-sideshave days, @laurenshippen.com & I met on a fun D&D webseries. Lauren went on to create thrilling, heartfelt (queer!) stories in podcast, novels, & self-produced indie art I fell in love with.
Now we’re reunited! I’m proud to be Cal in Phantom Pulse. Please check it out! 🎸🖤
Now we’re reunited! I’m proud to be Cal in Phantom Pulse. Please check it out! 🎸🖤
November 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Long ago in the pre-sideshave days, @laurenshippen.com & I met on a fun D&D webseries. Lauren went on to create thrilling, heartfelt (queer!) stories in podcast, novels, & self-produced indie art I fell in love with.
Now we’re reunited! I’m proud to be Cal in Phantom Pulse. Please check it out! 🎸🖤
Now we’re reunited! I’m proud to be Cal in Phantom Pulse. Please check it out! 🎸🖤
I'm gonna poop my pants and I don't even like baseball, please blue jays
November 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I'm gonna poop my pants and I don't even like baseball, please blue jays
i know the lyric isn't "torn, i turn to my bow, sauron" but i can't help hearing every chorus that way. you will never convince me greta van fleet's "the archer" isn't about LOTR
November 1, 2025 at 8:12 PM
i know the lyric isn't "torn, i turn to my bow, sauron" but i can't help hearing every chorus that way. you will never convince me greta van fleet's "the archer" isn't about LOTR
my boss: do you still have my phone? did you bring it back?
me, watching her scroll through text messages: i want you to take a second and think about what you're doing right now
me, watching her scroll through text messages: i want you to take a second and think about what you're doing right now
October 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
my boss: do you still have my phone? did you bring it back?
me, watching her scroll through text messages: i want you to take a second and think about what you're doing right now
me, watching her scroll through text messages: i want you to take a second and think about what you're doing right now
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GOD: hi, welcome to heaven
ME: thanks…is there any BOFA here?
[30 seconds later]
SATAN: hi, welcome to hell
ME: thanks…is there any BOFA here?
[30 seconds later]
SATAN: hi, welcome to hell
October 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
GOD: hi, welcome to heaven
ME: thanks…is there any BOFA here?
[30 seconds later]
SATAN: hi, welcome to hell
ME: thanks…is there any BOFA here?
[30 seconds later]
SATAN: hi, welcome to hell
me, every time i get even slightly bored: calamity? it's time to rewatch exu: calamity??
October 19, 2025 at 1:53 AM
me, every time i get even slightly bored: calamity? it's time to rewatch exu: calamity??
absolutely nothing will humble you faster than realizing how gunky you've allowed your phone & case to get, good GRIEF
October 13, 2025 at 9:56 PM
absolutely nothing will humble you faster than realizing how gunky you've allowed your phone & case to get, good GRIEF
a'ja you couldn't just let them have ONE, come on
October 9, 2025 at 2:37 AM
a'ja you couldn't just let them have ONE, come on
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I have no data on this but I believe that if you tell Chelsea Gray it's overtime she becomes more powerful than god
October 1, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I have no data on this but I believe that if you tell Chelsea Gray it's overtime she becomes more powerful than god
every time i noodle around with making a new d&d character, i ultimately come to the conclusion that bard is the best class. everyone should be a bard, why would you ever be anything else
September 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
every time i noodle around with making a new d&d character, i ultimately come to the conclusion that bard is the best class. everyone should be a bard, why would you ever be anything else
the gulf between the intensity of the NYT medium and hard sudoku puzzles is several orders of magnitude, who designed it this way and Why
July 31, 2025 at 5:14 PM
the gulf between the intensity of the NYT medium and hard sudoku puzzles is several orders of magnitude, who designed it this way and Why
this bencic/bouchard match at the canadian open is exactly why you always tune into a player's potential last match; the quality from both of them is outSTANDING
July 31, 2025 at 12:55 AM
this bencic/bouchard match at the canadian open is exactly why you always tune into a player's potential last match; the quality from both of them is outSTANDING
how come no one has written a yo mama style parody diss track to the tune of beauty and the beast's "gaston"?
nooooo oneeeeee shits like your mom / has rank pits like your mom / or moves throughout life a half-wit like your mom!!!
nooooo oneeeeee shits like your mom / has rank pits like your mom / or moves throughout life a half-wit like your mom!!!
July 16, 2025 at 7:38 PM
how come no one has written a yo mama style parody diss track to the tune of beauty and the beast's "gaston"?
nooooo oneeeeee shits like your mom / has rank pits like your mom / or moves throughout life a half-wit like your mom!!!
nooooo oneeeeee shits like your mom / has rank pits like your mom / or moves throughout life a half-wit like your mom!!!
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Good morning to all the nonbinary baddies out there on this International nonbinary people's day, and to them only.
July 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Good morning to all the nonbinary baddies out there on this International nonbinary people's day, and to them only.
both of my parents will say they're about to leave, then spend another 5-10 minutes puttering around the house before they actually go. what is this infernal habit and how do i make it stop
July 8, 2025 at 6:42 PM
both of my parents will say they're about to leave, then spend another 5-10 minutes puttering around the house before they actually go. what is this infernal habit and how do i make it stop
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The No ICE in California Charity Bundle has officially LAUNCHED!
There are 560 games to discover for a $10+ donation supporting @raicestexas.bsky.social and @immdef.bsky.social
Support the bundle here: itch.io/b/3110/no-ic...
There are 560 games to discover for a $10+ donation supporting @raicestexas.bsky.social and @immdef.bsky.social
Support the bundle here: itch.io/b/3110/no-ic...
July 4, 2025 at 3:05 PM
The No ICE in California Charity Bundle has officially LAUNCHED!
There are 560 games to discover for a $10+ donation supporting @raicestexas.bsky.social and @immdef.bsky.social
Support the bundle here: itch.io/b/3110/no-ic...
There are 560 games to discover for a $10+ donation supporting @raicestexas.bsky.social and @immdef.bsky.social
Support the bundle here: itch.io/b/3110/no-ic...
every time wimbledon rolls around, it just feels like watching it is all i'm ever meant to do in this life. grass season is too short for how calming i find it
July 1, 2025 at 6:36 PM
every time wimbledon rolls around, it just feels like watching it is all i'm ever meant to do in this life. grass season is too short for how calming i find it
there really is something special about watching naomi osaka play tennis, the sounds off her racket are like no one else's
June 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
there really is something special about watching naomi osaka play tennis, the sounds off her racket are like no one else's