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they/he. if you can't laugh at a fart then, like, what's the point. || formerly whyyesitscar on twitter
there is a magic in watching the first-place finisher huff and puff thirty seconds after crossing the line, but also hug the woman in second place and exclaim "yay, val!" in her ear
December 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
there is a magic in watching the first-place finisher huff and puff thirty seconds after crossing the line, but also hug the woman in second place and exclaim "yay, val!" in her ear
"will the real skim shady please stand up?"
November 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM
"will the real skim shady please stand up?"
me reading part 1: but what about firbolgs?
me reading this: .......ah
me reading this: .......ah
August 30, 2025 at 8:29 PM
me reading part 1: but what about firbolgs?
me reading this: .......ah
me reading this: .......ah
i know we're generally in an age of kindness, but sometimes things are mean and funny, you know?
July 16, 2025 at 7:39 PM
i know we're generally in an age of kindness, but sometimes things are mean and funny, you know?