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A party game for horrible people.

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Cards Against Humanity @cardsagainsthumanity.com · Nov 28
Today is Black Friday, and there’s only one thing left that can still bring America together: DEALS. To celebrate, we're once again offering the biggest deal there is...99% OFF! www.99PercentOffSale.com
Cards Against Humanity's 99% Off Sale: Part II
It's Black Friday, and we're selling a dazzling array of items for 99% off.
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One of our 2025 Science Ambassador Scholarship winners, Polly, wrote an incredible piece on the social and environmental recovery of her hometown after the Eaton Fire. 🖤 Read it here: paulinamcconnell.substack.com/p/coming-soon
Scorched Earth, Seeds, and Strength
Takeaways from the ecological recovery of the San Gabriel mountains following the Eaton Fire in Altadena, California
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January 9, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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Party Mouth with Smosh Games? Yes, please.

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Dirty Word Competition w/ Jacksepticeye
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January 5, 2026 at 5:49 PM
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Party Mouth with Smosh Games? Yes, please.

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Dirty Word Competition w/ Jacksepticeye
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January 5, 2026 at 5:49 PM
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Love that @cardsagainsthumanity.com hired Jeffrey Epstein for their new commercial, and of course he’s from New Jersey!
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December 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Shout out to @cardsagainsthumanity.com for the Black Friday special! A copy of Shit List and a REAL diamond! Might get it mounted in a necklace or something and dub it "The Shit List".

Thanks CAH! Keep being awesome!
December 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Having some chai- I mean clamonaise- in my new @cardsagainsthumanity.com mug!
An off-white mug with the words, "Don't talk to me before I've had my clam-onaise" on it.
December 28, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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Applications for our $20,000 Science Ambassador Scholarship close TONIGHT! Get those videos in now at www.ScienceAmbassadorScholarship.org.
December 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Hey @cardsagainsthumanity.com... Bruno here isn't a model, and doesn't want to model. But since he won't move, he has become a model.

You're welcome.
Here's Bruno, laying on my laptop, as per usual this time of day. Resting right behind his butt is the brand new Cards Against Humanity that Explains the Joke. Now here's Bruno, laying on my laptop, because he can't stay still here, now resting his head closer to the brand new Cards Against Humanity that Explains the Joke.
December 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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He has arrived! @cardsagainsthumanity.com thank you for this cursed object!
December 5, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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While we're reveling in our abominable potty mouths, here's my best ever @cardsagainsthumanity.com hand.

Not even close.
The Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has just opened an interactive exhibit on___________ Answer: A lamprey swimming up the toilet and latching onto your taint.
November 30, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Literally the only Black Friday deal I made today. Thanks @cardsagainsthumanity.com lmao
Holy shit! You just scored: Holy water, oil, and salt blessed by the new Pope!
November 29, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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I had a chance at this but @edelweiss.xipha.social decided to argue with me about "what are you going to do with a tungsten cube" instead of helping me with the math questions and we ran out of time.

What would I do with a tungsten cube? WHAT COULDN'T I DO WITH A TUNGSTEN CUBE.
November 29, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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The Spirit of Black Friday is available on eBay. Bidding is open the whole weekend, and all money will be donated to the Greater Chicago Food Depository.

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November 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Thank you @cardsagainsthumanity.com for yet another incredible Black Friday event and giving me a great excuse to ignore my family all day.
November 29, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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And finally, Deal #42!
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November 29, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Incredible! It's Deal #41!
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November 29, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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You'll love Deal #40!
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November 29, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Deal #39 is live!
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November 29, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Wow, look at Deal #38!
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November 29, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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No way! Check out Deal #37!
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November 29, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Don't snooze on Deal #36!
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November 29, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Grab Deal #35 now!
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November 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Deal #34 has dropped!
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November 29, 2025 at 12:23 AM