CaradB
@caradb.bsky.social
Just here in hopes of social media that still includes the *social* part
Why does making Christmas magic always = making my office score an 11/10 on the hoarder scale?
December 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Why does making Christmas magic always = making my office score an 11/10 on the hoarder scale?
My favorite part of December is getting together with treasured friends of very longstanding and catching up while we decorate cookies.
It’s also a fuckton of work to make the dough, bake the cookies, and make and dye all the icing. worth it.
It’s also a fuckton of work to make the dough, bake the cookies, and make and dye all the icing. worth it.
December 17, 2025 at 1:01 AM
My favorite part of December is getting together with treasured friends of very longstanding and catching up while we decorate cookies.
It’s also a fuckton of work to make the dough, bake the cookies, and make and dye all the icing. worth it.
It’s also a fuckton of work to make the dough, bake the cookies, and make and dye all the icing. worth it.
These are ridiculous, but I’m making my own fun here. I laugh the most making the grumpy ones.
November 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
These are ridiculous, but I’m making my own fun here. I laugh the most making the grumpy ones.
Happy thanksgiving I guess
November 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Happy thanksgiving I guess
Ran my 1st Spartan sprint (obstacle course race) at Fenway last weekend.
Forgot my rescue inhaler, so in order for the facial recognition software to find my pics, I had to take a selfie with my mouth wide open like I was gasping for air, bc I was mouth breathing the whole way thru.
Still fun!
Forgot my rescue inhaler, so in order for the facial recognition software to find my pics, I had to take a selfie with my mouth wide open like I was gasping for air, bc I was mouth breathing the whole way thru.
Still fun!
November 13, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Ran my 1st Spartan sprint (obstacle course race) at Fenway last weekend.
Forgot my rescue inhaler, so in order for the facial recognition software to find my pics, I had to take a selfie with my mouth wide open like I was gasping for air, bc I was mouth breathing the whole way thru.
Still fun!
Forgot my rescue inhaler, so in order for the facial recognition software to find my pics, I had to take a selfie with my mouth wide open like I was gasping for air, bc I was mouth breathing the whole way thru.
Still fun!
Watching Pretty in Pink for family movie night.
The tween cheered when Duckie got slapped and is unimpressed by Andy’s style.
The tween cheered when Duckie got slapped and is unimpressed by Andy’s style.
November 8, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Watching Pretty in Pink for family movie night.
The tween cheered when Duckie got slapped and is unimpressed by Andy’s style.
The tween cheered when Duckie got slapped and is unimpressed by Andy’s style.
Could NOT figure out how to turn this setting off (obvs not a power user lol), ty to @spuffyduds.bsky.social for sharing this
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 7, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Could NOT figure out how to turn this setting off (obvs not a power user lol), ty to @spuffyduds.bsky.social for sharing this
Halloween 2008. In retrospect we looked so 🔥, although I didn’t appreciate that at the time
November 1, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Halloween 2008. In retrospect we looked so 🔥, although I didn’t appreciate that at the time
Cat: no burpees for you tonight
Me: 🥹🥹🥹
Me: 🥹🥹🥹
October 24, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Cat: no burpees for you tonight
Me: 🥹🥹🥹
Me: 🥹🥹🥹
That is an ugly-ass crown. Is that partly why people seem to be enjoying the theft? Bc people would be OUTRAGED if like, the Mona Lisa had been stolen.
Honestly splitting it up to sell in pieces seems like the best outcome (aesthetic best outcome, not ethical best)
Honestly splitting it up to sell in pieces seems like the best outcome (aesthetic best outcome, not ethical best)
Spectacular robbery of the French crown jewels at the Louvre today: three masked men climbed a ladder, broke a window, lifted nine priceless pieces from the Apollo gallery, got away on motorbikes. No one hurt.
Reportedly the most famous piece in the room, the 140 carat Regent diamond, was not taken.
Reportedly the most famous piece in the room, the 140 carat Regent diamond, was not taken.
October 20, 2025 at 1:40 AM
That is an ugly-ass crown. Is that partly why people seem to be enjoying the theft? Bc people would be OUTRAGED if like, the Mona Lisa had been stolen.
Honestly splitting it up to sell in pieces seems like the best outcome (aesthetic best outcome, not ethical best)
Honestly splitting it up to sell in pieces seems like the best outcome (aesthetic best outcome, not ethical best)
What do you mean it’s almost Monday?
October 19, 2025 at 6:10 PM
What do you mean it’s almost Monday?
My husband, looking over to see me putting away several ounces of chocolate at 10 pm:
“Bye-bye, ab crack” 😂
“Bye-bye, ab crack” 😂
October 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM
My husband, looking over to see me putting away several ounces of chocolate at 10 pm:
“Bye-bye, ab crack” 😂
“Bye-bye, ab crack” 😂
Managed a walk in the woods with my sister ahead of the oncoming nor’easter
October 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Managed a walk in the woods with my sister ahead of the oncoming nor’easter
Thursday evening walk after work
August 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Thursday evening walk after work
Wish people would stop using pussy to mean weak or cowardly, those things can take a fucking punch.
Also actual felines come factory-equipped with face-knives and razor-feet.
If you now need some good creative insults, I recommend following @scalzi.com - I learned fucknuckle just the other day
Also actual felines come factory-equipped with face-knives and razor-feet.
If you now need some good creative insults, I recommend following @scalzi.com - I learned fucknuckle just the other day
August 14, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Wish people would stop using pussy to mean weak or cowardly, those things can take a fucking punch.
Also actual felines come factory-equipped with face-knives and razor-feet.
If you now need some good creative insults, I recommend following @scalzi.com - I learned fucknuckle just the other day
Also actual felines come factory-equipped with face-knives and razor-feet.
If you now need some good creative insults, I recommend following @scalzi.com - I learned fucknuckle just the other day
Trying to catch minnows
August 9, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Trying to catch minnows
We’re watching Wicked tonight for family movie night. It turns out that none of us are big musical theatre people so it’s turned into a hate watch.
“Stop frigging singing!” has been said by each of us at different times.
“Stop frigging singing!” has been said by each of us at different times.
August 9, 2025 at 1:37 AM
We’re watching Wicked tonight for family movie night. It turns out that none of us are big musical theatre people so it’s turned into a hate watch.
“Stop frigging singing!” has been said by each of us at different times.
“Stop frigging singing!” has been said by each of us at different times.
Wierd orange wildfire moon. At first I thought the light today was going to be like the golden hour all day, it was so warm. But instead everything looked dull and a little off. Like the moon here.
August 5, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Wierd orange wildfire moon. At first I thought the light today was going to be like the golden hour all day, it was so warm. But instead everything looked dull and a little off. Like the moon here.
Took Frassy outside. At first he was unsure, then he was VERY SURE
July 29, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Took Frassy outside. At first he was unsure, then he was VERY SURE
This bikini bottom beats the spongebob kind
July 17, 2025 at 1:28 AM
This bikini bottom beats the spongebob kind
Age verification? I remember life before search engines.
Age verification? Driver's licenses had no photos when I got mine.
Age verification? We had BB gun wars with leather jackets and crash helmets.
July 11, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Age verification? I remember life before search engines.
Whenever jehovah’s witnesses ring the bell, they see my immodest (exercise) clothing and tattoo and backpedal as quickly as possible.
But they always seem very nice and friendly!
Sometimes I imagine their reactions if I showed up at an event. (would involve too much peopling, I’ll never do it.)
But they always seem very nice and friendly!
Sometimes I imagine their reactions if I showed up at an event. (would involve too much peopling, I’ll never do it.)
June 21, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Whenever jehovah’s witnesses ring the bell, they see my immodest (exercise) clothing and tattoo and backpedal as quickly as possible.
But they always seem very nice and friendly!
Sometimes I imagine their reactions if I showed up at an event. (would involve too much peopling, I’ll never do it.)
But they always seem very nice and friendly!
Sometimes I imagine their reactions if I showed up at an event. (would involve too much peopling, I’ll never do it.)
5th graders did an end of year project on a small local business and my kiddo chose @portersqbooks.bsky.social
The copy is 🔥: “Are your bookshelves empty? Do you need something to escape into? Do you just have more money than you need?”
The copy is 🔥: “Are your bookshelves empty? Do you need something to escape into? Do you just have more money than you need?”
June 18, 2025 at 12:25 PM
5th graders did an end of year project on a small local business and my kiddo chose @portersqbooks.bsky.social
The copy is 🔥: “Are your bookshelves empty? Do you need something to escape into? Do you just have more money than you need?”
The copy is 🔥: “Are your bookshelves empty? Do you need something to escape into? Do you just have more money than you need?”